Sullivan has spent the last couple of days trying to out Elena Kagan, having little to no success because she is either not gay or has no desire to be outed as gay to advance Sully’s cause as the first openly gay Supreme Court Justice. Since he flatly rejects that she may be straight, he is now working on alternative theories as to why she has not come out of the closet, and offered up this gem of a reader suggestion:
Has it occurred to you that Ms. Kagan may not know her identity? If she is indeed gay, is it not possible that it is something that she herself has not come to terms with?
Yeah. That’s a real winner there, Sully. She just doesn’t know if she is gay or not. She’s only had fifty years.
BTW- Does anyone know what color I am supposed to turn my webpage for this crisis?
Title stolen shamelessly from commenter Stuck.