Use this thread to share how you are steeling yourself for the SOTU.
Sadly, this year the drinking game will have to soldier on without John’s indispensable guidance. Some suggestions:
* Drink each time a Republican starts clapping, looks around and puts his hands down.
* Every inappropriate Republican outburst must be greeted with a toast of ‘LIAR!’, followed by a drink.
* Small sip every time he says ‘working families’. This is a PURELY CEREMONIAL drink; please treat as such. I do not want your liver on my conscience.
* Same for ‘main street’.
* Toss back a cement mixer each time he says ‘bipartisan’.
Have at it in the comments.