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You gotta love that thinking- the Tax Day tea parties were a huge flop even with weeks of promotion at Fox News, so schedule a new set of patriotic tea parties on… July 4th, when everyone is celebrating Independence Day, and just count all them as part of the tea party numbers. Why, I bet there will be a hundred thousand or more tea party attendants in DC alone at the Lincoln Memorial! I bet they even stay for the fireworks they are so committed to the tea party cause!
So here is my plan for a tea party of our own. This year, from after Thanksgiving until 2 January, I want everyone who wants to signify that they support any liberal or dirty hippy position to do the following things to show your support for the cause:
1.) Put up a large evergreen in your living room and dress it up with lots of ornaments.
2.) Drink egg nog.
3.) Place candles in your window.
4.) Take the day off on the 24th or 25th of December, and spend it with your family.
5.) Sing little ditties and songs (we can even call them “carols”).
6.) Buy gifts for your friends and loved ones.
I have a lot more ideas about how we can really show our solidarity. I’m tentatively thinking about adopting the reindeer as our mascot, and maybe making mistletoe our official plant life, but I’m open to ideas.
What do you think?
*** Update ***
It has been suggested that not only should we choose mistletoe, but we should make up some silly rule about hanging it and then kissing people underneath it. This sounds promising.