This is Lucie.
Adorable Lucie is a Red Wings fan.
“But,” you say, “she is in a Penguins jersey!”
Yes, yes she is. And she can thank her daddy for that, who foolishly made a bet with a certain Penguins fan before the Stanley Cup Finals.
The innocents always suffer.
Consider this an open thread.
Michael D.
John: Your template is messed up. It’s gone back to the basics – at least for me. No pics, no nothing. Just text and a bit of blue packaging.
Michael D.
Ok. Now we’re back. Never mind.
robertdsc
At least it’s a Super Mario jersey instead of a Crosby. I’d call Animal Control if it were a Crosby.
gnomedad
Rush is showing off his dog and cat; he obviously feels threatened by John.
slag
Your sports fanaticism has now resulted in cruelty to animals. You should definitely consider going to timeout.
El Tiburon
At least that dog isn’t being forced to wear a Tittsburgh Steelers football jersey.
That would like totally suck big hairy balls.
jl
But that dog looks very happy in that very hearty happy-dog way. Do you really know whether Lucie, as opposed to foolish owner, is also a Red Wings fan? Secret Penguin fan perhaps? Briefly released from imposed Wed Rings fan owner’s oppression?
NutellaonToast
I think it’s more like the dog has taken a respite from cruelty, and is not being subject to it in this picture. Hooray for John saving another dog.
Xanthippas
Anybody willing to wager on the Cowboys’ chances at the Super Bowl this year? I have two young children I’m willing to throw under the bus.
jl
Who was Tunch rooting for? Or, did Mr. Cole not even bother to ask?
Zuzu's Petals
So, weren’t there supposed to be some more massive teabag parties over the last couple days?
And massive protests outside Letterman’s studio?
Just curious…anybody know how all that’s workin’ out?
Comrade Stuck
Aussie Sheppards are smarter than to get mixed up in sports betting, especially (cough cough) hockey. Lucie’s a secret Brown’s fan though. I can see it in her eyes.
Adrienne
Soooooo, you’re saying she looks depressed? That’s not nice.
Charity
Speaking of the template, is there some trick to accessing the mobile version of the site via iPhone that I don’t know? Sometimes it shows up mobile style, sometimes it doesn’t. Sometimes it’s mobile style till I go to read the comments. Thank you!
Tax Analyst
Hey, John! I’ve been away several (or more) days and just realized your Penguins won the Stanley Cup! And a spirited win it was – winning the 7th game on their opponents home ice is not an easy feat. Not to mention the exceptional last second saves the Pengies made to avoid going into overtime. Out here in La-La land the Lakers closed out the Magic in 5, so I got out of that series with my fingernails still more or less intact, although games 2 through 4 severely tested my patience and sanity.
I might also note that the Pirates don’t suck anywhere near as much as they usually have over the past couple decades or so. Maybe that’s not a big bragging point, but at least they aren’t the most sucky team in MLB now. And hey, you’ve got the Steelers there, too. But it’s easy to be magnanimous when the Dodgers are floating along with the best record in baseball (I think it is, I’ve missed the standings the last couple of days). I can’t help it, I moved out here in March, 1959…right when the Dodgers went from a 7th place finish in 1958 to winning the WS in 1959, and one year before the Lakers came out from Minnesota. L.A. was certainly a 9-year old sports fan’s paradise to me.
Comrade Stuck
@Adrienne:
Eternally hopeful. Like Pollyanna.
Laura W
@Tax Analyst:
No boyhood love for the Rams?
sloan
How were you planning on getting Tunch to wear a RW jersey if they had won?
He doesn’t seem the type who likes to play dress-up.
AhabTRuler
@Laura W: What team does John hate most (as I Redskins fan I cannot pay attention to other teams’ rivalries, as I have been too depressed for the past two decades: Not only is our team name horrendously racist, but to add insult to injury, we suck)? Cause I can slap some jerseys on Tunch and Lily in a heartbeat!
And no, there is no love for the Rams.
stinkwrinkle
Ah, thus your recent acquisition of a dog… just in case….
Or was Tunch going to get Red Wing gear if you lost?
Scary either way.
demkat620
@Xanthippas: Well, they are gauranteed to be better this year. TO shuffled off to Buffalo.
Woody
Lucie has a merry look on her face.
Perhaps she has just relieved herself into the folds of the shirt on the floor?
just askin? I got no dog (or shirt) in this fight…
JL
There is no damn way my dog would ever be caught with a Yankees shirt on. Several years back my son went to Yankees stadium to see a Sox game. He had to get the tickets through Yankees stadium and had them sent to my house. When the Yankees Christmas catalog arrived that year, my son could hear me scream miles away. There are somethings you just don’t do.
Laura W
@AhabTRuler:
John who? What am I? The BJ Archivist? Christ. It’s all I can do to keep complete files on his laborious personal and home hygiene rituals. I have time left to track his sports team fetishes?
Lucie, Lucie, Lucie…you wear your Daddy’s shame very well.
wobbly
Why are you doing this to your dog?
How stupid or shallow can you possibly be?
AhabTRuler
I thought you were the social director. Cause you’ll need an MLS for that archivist position.
Funny, that’s what Grandma always said when she look at my eyes.
Laura W
@AhabTRuler: My term was up in May. Non-renewable. Please see AsiangrrlMN.
AhabTRuler
Yeah, and I’ll thank you not to make fun of my cataracts, either!
Laura W
@AhabTRuler:
;-)
gex
Couple of things for the OT:
1) at doctor’s office today, big stoopid picture of Bristol Palin and her baby on the cover of People Magazine. Why *won’t* everyone respect their privacy, dammit?
2) My prediction for the Vikings if Favre comes to the team. Super Bowl loss due to a touchdown after interception by the career interceptions leader.
SiubhanDuinne
@Charity: I would love to know that too. It is utterly random as far as I can tell.
Joshua Norton
Awwwwwww.
That picture is so cute that I almost went into sugar shock.
geg6
Lucie is looking beautiful and stylish in her very, very gorgeous jersey. Lucie looks very happy to be sporting the black and gold of the City of Champions, which she does with great elan. As for which football teams Steelers fans hate most, I won’t speak for John but I think you’d be safe in assuming that Cleveland, Cincinatti, Baltimore, and New England rate quite high in hateability for any Steeler fan. And, depending on how old you were in the Glorious Steeler Decade of the 1970s (or if you were even alive), the Cowgirls, too. We’re torn on the Raiders, we hate them but often find ourselves secretly rooting for them if we have nothing at stake.
Laura W
I know no one but me and three others, max, notice this, but check out the opening bids on the Project Wonderful skyscraper ads all of a sudden!
Greengate been very, very good to Balloon Juice ad revenue.
Svensker
Does anyone have a good recipe for stuffed grape leaves — dolmathes?
The Greek versions I don’t like (don’t tell my hub).
AhabTRuler
@Laura W: Yes, but who is advertising the Christian Filipinas to this crowd?
And does this strike anyone as worrying perhaps too much about life’s danger (don’t drive to the concert, you could be killed)?
AhabTRuler
Why would your router care?
Sister Machine Gun of Mild Harmony
Oh, the inhumanity!
Laura W
@AhabTRuler:
I tried to get in on the edit to point that ad out to everyone but the BJ Gods knew I had nothing good to say so they thwarted me. A few days ago that ad was running simultaneous with ads for Muslim women dating, IIRC? (I do not want to say the wrong thing here after no sleep last night and + 2. Hopefully I can edit this comment if I say something blasphemous or am misremembering what I think I saw.)
AhabTRuler
@Laura W: Well, I know that the Great Gizoogle often posts hilariously inappropriate ads from keywords (although my favorite was an ad on CNN that advertised gas grills in an article about a man burned to death in a gas grill accident. Context relevant advertising w00t!).
Dropped the SO off at the airport a little while ago. For the next two weeks it is me and Momo on our own, and I don’t start work until next Moonday. Freedom, horrible freedom!
Ash Can
@Michael D.: That format-switching may be a function of your computer. I’ve noticed that when I access this site from our 10-year-old Sony Vaio (Windows 98 OS, the whole shot) that bare-bones template turns up now and then. Refreshing the page almost always fixes it on the first try. (Also, the function buttons are hit-or-miss at best when I use the old jalopy.)
Nellcote
Why does PETA Pammy only have one metaboob in the middle of her chest in that photo up in the corner?
Laura W
@AhabTRuler:
You may as well ask Tunch to carve out a space for you on his beloved futon as I ‘spect we’ll be seeing a lot of you then, and it might be easier to just sleep at John’s.
(BYOM! And the camera!)
AhabTRuler
Alas, the camera is rapidly winging its way towards Deutchland as we speak, err, type.
ihop
i know a happy doggie when see one.
she probably had a side bet of her own, perhaps a tattoo and a certain body part of daddy’s, which daddy has yet to hear about…
Strandedvandal
@wobbly: yep, she sure looks like she’s suffering huh?
Strandedvandal
Lucy is a very happy rescue border collie. It really is upsetting that someone suggests that shes being abused. She and her sister are our children. Perhaps some should think before they post. Lucy looks so happy because she loves to have her picture taken. And I promised to take her out for a run later.
Mean Gene
That is one goddam sharp-dressed dog.
asiangrrlMN
@Strandedvandal: Lucie is beautiful, and she looks super-happy to me. I think she’s secretly a Penguins fan.
@Laura W: Wait, huh? I am social director now? Does that mean I have to carry a goddamn clipboard around? No, wait, that was cruise social director.
@AhabTRuler: The Browns. Steelers/Browns. Big rivalry.
gex
@asiangrrlMN: Sorry, but social director *is* cruise director. What time is the shuffleboard tourney?
asiangrrlMN
@gex: Whenever the fuck I set it!
Hee hee. I bet Julie never said THAT on The Love Boat
Glocksman
@asiangrrlMN:
If you remember that show, you’re probably my age (early 40’s) or older. :)
Was it Saturday evenings when it was first The Love Boat and then Fantasy Island on ABC?