I’m really not a violent person, but so help me Allah, if I could figure out which one of you subscribed me to updates from David Vitter, I would punch you in the damned neck. Two or three times. If you are going to make me read crap like that, at least have the decency to hit the paypal when you sign me up.
Bonus fun fact- the spam email has no unsubscribe.
*** Update ***
A big shout-out to the pricks who, without hitting paypal, subscribed me to Ann Coulter, Human Events, and Our Lady of the Succulent Onion Ring. Seriously, I will read the shit if you inform me you hit paypal. Oherwise, just DIAF.