Voting for Rump Roast makes the baby Jesus smile.
And it makes PUMAs cry. And really, a firm argument could be made that making Puma’s cry makes the baby Jesus smile.
Speaking of PUMAs, I forget where I was (it was probably memeorandum), but I saw the headline (and I might be paraphrasing): “Are PUMAs the new Jew?” and I chuckled. I was going to write about it and link to whatever idiot wrote that, but then the trackback would bring a bunch of morons over here who would leave racist statements all over the comments, so I thought better of it. However, just as a side note to anyone who might want to make the PUMA/jew comparison, let me clear some things up:
You being mocked for making racist and insane ramblings during the election and joining a movement with Harriet Christian on the masthead IS NOT EQUAL TO THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF PERSECUTION.
Glad we cleared that up.
At any rate, go vote for Rump Roast.