I am a little behind on this, and mainly because I completely forgot about it. At any rate, here are five quotes that should serve as a starting point for the funniest comment of the year. Add other worthy entries in the comments, I will add them, and tomorrow I can put up a poll.
Ahmmm, I’m a ghey, and I wouldn’t do anything with the words “Cruise” and “Hugh Hewitt” in it.
Of course, with all those social conservatives in one place, it’ll probably sound like Riverdance in the bathrooms.
Freedom of speech is freedom to mangle metaphors. In other words, give idiots enough rope, and they’ll put themselves in front of the firing squad.
You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska.
And when I look out my window I can see the moon. Doesn’t make me a fucking astronaut now, does it?
David Gregory is Paul Bunyan’s axe: A giant fucking tool.
If only Wallace had held ten town hall meetings with MLK, we wouldn’t be having this problem today.
Have at it.