Not only can you get your very own burning cross from the American Family Association, but you can also order this handy DVD that let’s you in on a secret that we homosexuals are sworn to never reveal – that we have covert plans to take over every small town in America and implement the homosexual agenda**
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1. Get up at 6
2. Drink 2 cups of coffee
3. Get stuck in traffic on way to work
11. Get up at 6