Moving up here, because Tim and Michael want to change the way we liveblog. New posts will be at the top.
9:43 pm (John)- Ohio throws that idiot Joe the Plumber under the god damned bus. I hope they back up over him. This is over.
9:22: Mitch Mconnell wins. Ugh. (MD) But as I said earlier, I am not disappointed by that. I am not a McCoonnell fan. I am also not a shitty campaign tactic fan.
9:18 pm (Tim) – Here comes the fork. FOX calls Ohio for Obama.
9:04 pm (John)- Although the state and local races are really more important to the average voter, and then after that the US House and Senate races, it really is irritating me right now when they spend time covering the House and Senate races. Obama and McCain is all I care about.
9:01 pm: FOX briefly calls Ohio for Obama, then takes it back. Stop toying with me.
8:56 pm (Tim) Mark Steyn at the Corner:
I find that Keystone calling a bit premature given that a grand total of no precincts had reported. On the other hand, in good news for the GOP, CNN just put up a graphic showing Susan Collins with 100% of the vote and her challenger with 0%.
I can say without exaggeration that I have better election commentary in my pants.
8:54 pm (John) – I say again, this is taking too damned long.
8:39 pm (Tim) – Obama is -10 in KY with 50% reporting. It will be a sign if he kicks Kerry’s ass that isn’t known for racial harmony.
8:34 pm (Tim) – Watching FOX now. I have a champagne bottle of my sublime Baracktoberfest stout reserved for the moment that Brit Hume calls it for the Unity Pony.
8:33 pm (John)- Alabama goes to Johnny and the plumbers.
8:27 pm (John)- According to the GOS, Hagan, Warner, and Shaheen all won, so that is Blue +3, and Liddy Dole can spend the next few months helping Bob use up the complimentary viagra left over from 1996. +I Lost Count (although I think 7 is a safe guestimate)
8:20 pm (John)- Mom just called, and apparently one of the networks called WV for McCain, which should surprise approximately no one.
8:11 pm (John)- Suck it, Trebek. I guess PA went to Obama according to some channels other than CNN. I get only Fox and CNN, so I have to stick with CNN.
8:43: Didn’t see that we had a new Live Blog. We own Pennsylvania, bitches! (MD)
8:46: According to CNN, 102:34. Awesome. I am openly taunting my partner. I don’t know what he is fucking thinking. (MD)
8:53: Buh bye Liddy! Good riddance! (MD)