Teh Google, It Also Hates Amerikkka!

NRO tells me so:

There is nothing so small or insignificant that these losers can not get outraged and worked up about all while assigning evil motives to someone.

*** Update ***

And then there is this…






72 replies
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    SpotWeld says:

    There is nothing so small or insignificant that these losers can not get outraged and worked up about all while assigning evil motives to someone.

    …well yeah, that’s sort of thier ecological niche, isn’t it?

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    Silver says:

    When you think of it, a holiday that commemorates a genocide started by a man who was racist and Catholic, it should be Christmas for the NRO crowd and Lopez in particular.

    I can understand why she’s upset, especially since Paddington Bear is a baby killing abortionist. He keeps his tools in that brown case…

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    Bubblegum Tate says:

    I think William Ayers once picked up a Paddington book.

    Paddington Bear is a terrorist commie!

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    Josh Huaco says:

    I’m old enough to remember when it was the PC Left who would find subliminal racism and sexism in something as simple as a takeout menu. My how times have changed.

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    Dennis - SGMM says:

    I’m certain that the millions of Native Americans who died of smallpox, syphilis and the effects of Manifest Destiny would second KLo’s judgment.

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    r€nato says:

    I bet Google refuses to commemorate the 70th anniversary of Kristallnacht next month as well.

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    bleh says:

    Well, it does seem that anger is what they live for.

    One reads in pop psych (and perhaps elsewhere) that anger often is a cover for other, deeper emotional responses. What might one speculate is at work here? Fear, I think. Perhaps some shame these days.

    Gotta be rough when your entire worldview collapses around you…

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    Quiddity says:

    On Google, that image is a 13.8 KB .gif file (check the properties). NRO’s is a 12.4 KB .jpg file.

    The .gif file format was introduced by Compuserv, a 100% American outfit.

    .jpg was something developed by the disreputable international Joint Photographic Experts Group. Plus, it’s a "lossy" format.

    Why does NRO hate America? And why are they showing you fuzzy images?

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    kid bitzer says:

    right…and when columbus day was first made a national holiday, the nro’s ancestors were hollering about how this was blatant identity-politics pandering to an ethnic minority of greasy italians.

    of course, back when columbus day was federalized, the nro’s ancestors said it was in order to appease a bunch of popish knights of columbus. they not only would have refused to shake hands with fiorello laguardia, they also would have turned their backs on anyone surnamed ‘lopez’.

    does she even realize she’s an affirmative action pick? and hired primarily to confirm derbyshire in his conviction that non-wasps are stupid?

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    janefinch says:

    Today, Google also supports commies who support

    The IMG embed didn’t work, and the edit sucks!

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    jrg says:

    How very unamerican. We should detain the Google web dev staff, deny them a trial, and torture them until we get to the bottom of this terrible deed.

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    Evinfuilt says:

    Paddington Bear is an illegal immigrant from a brown country, of course they’re upset. Heck, he called it Darkest Peru, so you know its very evil.

    Me, I grew up with Paddington and its not every year such a great Bear can celebrate his 50th.

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    janefinch says:

    The comment edit sucks and the IMG embed didn’t work…so I’ll try again:

    Today, Google also supports commies who support Canadian World Domination.

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    Smitty says:

    Wait…

    Columbus didn’t actually land here in the continental U.S., did he? Didn’t he actually land in the East Indies or something of that nature?

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    D. Mason says:

    slightly OT. I appear to have been banned at red state for scolding a poster who insinuated that something unmentionable should happen to Obama so that McCain will win the election. I will wear this banning as a badge of honor.

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    eyeball says:

    Barack ‘Who’s Sane’ Obama

    The victim card
    it is my friend,
    I’ll play it till
    my frothing end.

    Foul media,
    why won’t you buy
    each ‘n’ every
    McPalin lie?

    And demonize
    them durn Obamas
    with guff I huff
    from my pajamas?

    It’s so unfair
    we ruled the world!
    and now we get
    the toilet swirl.

    We’re victims, see!
    They’re all aginst us.
    … Barack Hussein,
    you doth unhinge us.

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    zzyzx says:

    D.Mason – can you link that thread?

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    Shinobi says:

    Why don’t they just make life easy on themselves and assume that everyone who hasn’t spent years as a prisoner of war hates America.

    (Oh wait, then they hate america too! How dare they not sacrifice their health and sanity for our great country!)

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    Comrade Nixon Hailfire Palin says:

    O/T, does anyone understand what’s the matter with the S&P vs. the Dow and Nasdaq?

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    sistermoon says:

    Speaking of faux outrage, John McCain may have some ‘splanin’ of his own to do regarding ACORN:

    Why can’t these people point at anything without being involved somehow or without having done something similar or worse in the past?

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    I wonder if K-Lo has ever talked to people in NM who trace their ancestry to before the Europeans got here. Study the Spanish Conquest in what is now the American Southwest and its obvious that since the Europeans arrived on this continent things haven’t worked out for the people who arrived here first. Columbus is not a universally beloved figure in all segments of our population.

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    TheFountainHead says:

    Shorter K-Lo, the Right Wing Blogosphere, and George W. Bush, in chorus:

    Thank God America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles.

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    Montysano (All Hail Marx & Lennon) says:

    I know I’ll regret asking this, because the stupid contained in the answer will drive me to drink on a Monday night. Never the less: what does the right wing have against Paddington Bear?

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    HumboldtBlue says:

    Shorter K-Lo, the Right Wing Blogosphere, and George W. Bush, in chorus:

    Thank God America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles.

    Winner!

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    Dork says:

    @D. Mason: Dont say you weren’t warned.

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    Jay in Oregon says:

    There is nothing so small or insignificant that these losers can not get outraged and worked up about all while assigning evil motives to someone.

    When all you have is a hammer, every problem appears to be a nail.

    When all you have is outrage, every problem is an atrocity.

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    Comrade Darkness says:

    O/T, does anyone understand what’s the matter with the S&P vs. the Dow and Nasdaq?

    You aren’t looking at the S&P/TSX are you? The S&P500 is up slightly.

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    Montysano (All Hail Marx & Lennon) says:

    @D. Mason:

    slightly OT. I appear to have been banned at red state for scolding a poster who insinuated that something unmentionable should happen to Obama so that McCain will win the election. I will wear this banning as a badge of honor.

    Got a link to the post in question? I haven’t been banned at Red State yet, so I’d be happy to join the ranks.

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    Napoleon says:

    I have seen blogs go over this before, but Google is a world wide company and they tend not to use daily logos that are limited in meaning to a small portion of the world. Since the US is 5% of the worlds population I am pretty sure most people using Google would not "get" why they would have some guy dressed like someone from the 15th century.

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    Dork says:

    @Comrade Nixon Hailfire Palin: Jesus. 900+ up?

    Oversold conditions + Govt’s gettin their shit together + irrational exuberance = one massive, ginormous rally.

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    Seitz says:

    If bears were responsible for killing just a few more brown (or red) people, then K-Lo and crew would be totally on P-Bear’s side.

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    Krista says:

    Today, Google also supports commies who support Canadian World Domination.

    Oh, that’s good. Otherwise I was going to emulate K-Lo and start getting all pissy about Google not mentioning our Thanksgiving, and would be greviously offended at a bunch of strangers not placing the same importance on the day that I do.

    Christ on a pogo stick, that lady really needs to get a life.

    And now, I’m off to eat turkey with sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, oyster stuffing, green beans, homemade rolls, and many other fine delights. And K-Lo can eat this.

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    One reads in pop psych (and perhaps elsewhere) that anger often is a cover for other, deeper emotional responses. What might one speculate is at work here? Fear, Sexual frustration that burns with the heat of a thousand suns, I think. Perhaps some shame ^about the wet suit these days.

    Fxd.

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    MAX HATS says:

    What is it with "conservatives" raging against private businesses? First the "war on Christmas," now this.

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    Oaklander says:

    The funny thing is that Columbus never even set foot in what is now the United States.

    Yet the jingoists at the NRO still manage to see this as an insult to the stars and stripes.

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    JD says:

    That woman must have ancestors from Retardia. Seriously, she is just ethnically retarded.

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    Comrade Nixon Hailfire Palin says:

    You aren’t looking at the S&P/TSX are you? The S&P500 is up slightly.

    Oops. Thanks.

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    Litlebritdifrnt says:

    OT: but when in doubt resort to voter fraud this from one "mountainsong" over a pumapac:

    "If you want to find out just how dumb BO’s supporters can be, try what I’ve been doing. I got 7 ducks now out of 29 calls…..
    Pick numbers randomly….calll them and say:
    Hi!! My name is ’so n so’, and I work with ACORN and the Barack Obama campaign and we’re just calling to ask you to vote for John McCain. Of course they say sumpin like, “WHAT!?!?” Then I say, well we’ve registered lots of voters and we already know we are going to win, but want it to look like a fair vote and not make people get suspicious.. Listen, if you doubt the truth of what I’m saying, just call your local newspaper editor for verification. So do you think you could do this patriotic thing for Barack?”
    “Ok, well, if it will help him win.”"

    Now correct me if I am wrong but isn’t calling someone and claiming to be from a campaign or a voter registration organization somewhat illegal? Particularly when you are asking them to vote for a particular person in order to "help" the other guy "win". (Lets not even get into the whole "well if people are stupid enough to fall for that they shouldn’t be voting" scenario, we all admit that there are stupid people out there regardless of whom they are voting for).

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    D. Mason says:

    @Dork: Yeah you really called it. Talk about fucked up priorities. The stupid piece of shit that posted that bile didn’t get banned.

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    solarjetman says:

    Further confirmation that Bush-era conservatism can be summed up as, "Whatever hippies think, I think the opposite."

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    Poopyman says:

    Besides what y’all said above, I think I should point out that

    IT ISN’T EVEN THE TRUE COLUMBUS DAY

    He landed on Hispaniola on October 12. I don’t know whether Google commemorated the anniversary yesterday, but I’d hope not.

    Come to think of it, I don’t even give a crap what the NRO got wrong this time.

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    Tzal says:

    It seems that K-Lo is paid to find things that make her angry. It must be tricky to find good group coverage for that sort of gig, unless it excludes psychiatric care.

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    ThymeZone says:

    Fuck Columbus.

    Paddington Bear for Secretary of State in the new Obama administration.

    Did I mention? Fuck Columbus.

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    lizzy says:

    Remember when it use to be the Liberals that got all outraged at every little thing? And Rush called them a bunch of whiners? I love it when a plan comes together……..

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    Comrade Darkness says:

    Oops. Thanks.

    No problem. Lots of real reasons to panic. No need to make up new ones.

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    The Moar You Know says:

    Paddington is an anthropomorphised bear. He is always polite (always addressing people as "Mr.", "Mrs." and "Miss" and very rarely by first names) and well-meaning (though he inflicts hard stares on those who incur his disapproval). He likes marmalade sandwiches and cocoa, and has an endless capacity for getting into trouble. However, he is known to "try so hard to get things right".

    Paddington is a West-Coast elitist snob into foreign foods, kindness and NPR. He is also an illegal immigrant and, being brown and hairy, likely a terrorist.

    Wingtards would like him better if he took money from children’s chraities and kicked pregnant Mexican mothers down flights of stairs.

    It seems that K-Lo is paid to find things that make her angry.

    Have you seen her? She’s mad because she is 100% unfuckable. Money has nothing to do with it.

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    Comrade Darkness says:

    @Dork: Yeah you really called it. Talk about fucked up priorities. The stupid piece of shit that posted that bile didn’t get banned.

    Ah, watching them call on a deity for help really makes my day. Yeah, you keep praying. Please. Spend your days doing that.

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    @Litlebritdifrnt: Wow. Announcing one is pulling that sort of stunt. Smart. Strong.

    I think moutainsong made up the tale of his cunning plan because the whole thing is Wookies on Endor. Of course, the plan also drips with enough stoopid to come directly from McPOW HQ.

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    b. hussein canuckistani (comrade) says:

    Happy Birthday to me, the Bear who shares my birthday, and get to work on that turkey and pie my fellow Canadians.

    And get bent, K-Lo – Paddington is better than any bear you Americans have.

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    qwerty42 says:

    The endless, merciless persecution they suffer. The cruelties and indignities. O the humanity.
    I think this says it all.

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    r€nato says:

    from RedState comments:

    Something needs to happen to NYC again. It’s filled with commie traitors who didn’t seem to learn anything the previous two times terrorists tried to kill them. Maybe the next time they’ll learn.

    man I couldn’t read many of those comments. "Vile" only begins to describe it.

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    Comrade Darkness says:

    man I couldn’t read many of those comments. "Vile" only begins to describe it.

    This dichotomy has never really be widely examined by our society, which is really unfortunate because it continues to crop up as legitimate.

    The right can take up the cross/cause of a fatal attack on NYC as an excuse to kill a few 100k of innocent foreigners and then turn around and wish for another attack because, apparently this wildly multiethnic city did not properly appreciate their bloody and expensive, enemy-multiplying military gesture. NYC refuses to be your pawn, middle-america. Why that should be a surprise at worst, let alone an insult, I don’t get, not outside of a certifiable diagnosis of a brain chemical imbalance.

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    Comrade Dread says:

    If we really love America and are grateful for finding the place a few millenniums after the folks who crossed on the land bridge from Asia, shouldn’t we all be getting drunk off our asses on beer and mead, eating roast beast and celebrating Leif Erickson day instead?

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    Delia says:

    Don’t worry, NRO. When you finally get your revolution off the ground, teh Google will be the first to go. You must seize the company, grind it into the ground and send all the personnel off to Gitmo. The free market cannot tolerate these California companies that make tons of money by treating their employees well, giving them excellent food in the cafeteria and letting them bring their dogs to work, anyhow. It’s very un-American.

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    I am signing up for the Lifetime Subscriber Thing to NRO.

    I am aware of all National Review traditions.

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    sully18 says:

    Is she kidding? I learner how to go from Celsius to Fahrenheit and back yesterday.I love Google and Paddington Bear.
    Columbus was a mean cuss just like KJL.
    Before one writes it is nessecary to learn to think.

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    sully18 says:

    I meant" necessary."

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    Before one writes it is nessecary to learn to think.

    Not nessecarily.

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    Scott H says:

    ZOMG! Does Stephen "America’s biggest threats are airlines, women’s softball, dirty keyboards, Isabella Rossellini and adorable bears" Colbert know!?

    This "K-Lo" Lopez person of whom you write (you truly do read down-market) must be fishing for the haters, ’cause Paul Krugman clearly demonstrates that is how you get the Prize.

    For first-class twittery try Forbes.com:

    Today’s announcement that Paul Krugman won the Nobel Prize in economics, although not earth shattering, indicates that outright political partisanship is not a deterrent to winning. This is not as tragic a moment in western civilization as the sacking of Constantinople in 1453 or the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917, but it suffices as one of those sad moments we will regret over time. The committee that chose Krugman cited his "trade" theories that once made him famous for actually doing economics.

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    I meant" necessary."

    Me two.

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    I think William Ayers once picked up a Paddington book.

    How do we know William Ayers didn’t write the Paddington books?

    I wonder if K-Lo has ever talked to people in NM who trace their ancestry to before the Europeans got here.

    I’ve always wondered why NM, surrounded by red states, sometimes goes blue. Is it because of Indians?

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    Nicole says:

    I hadn’t even noticed what was on the Google homepage until it was pointed out. And I’d visited it at least 8 times by that point.

    Of course, I also once didn’t notice a man in a gorilla suit walking past me on the sidewalk, so make of that what you will.

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    SJB says:

    Did anyone happen to tell her that HE DID NOT DISCOVER AMERICA! So, why the hell do we still celebrate his birthday!

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    Ash Can says:

    On the basis of my being both Italian and Catholic, I feel entirely qualified to tell K-Lo that she can go eat shit and bark at the moon.

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    Zuzu's Petals says:

    Before one writes it is nessecary to learn to think.

    Not nessecarily.

    My favorite Guindon cartoon:

    "Writing is nature’s way of letting you know how sloppy your thinking is."

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    Kevin says:

    Did anyone happen to tell her that HE DID NOT DISCOVER AMERICA! So, why the hell do we still celebrate his birthday!

    Why confuse her with facts? She’d probably dismiss something like that with a snide comment about leftist PC types.

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    grisjuan says:

    K-Lo should pledge to use only Live Search from now on. They have a picture of Columbus’s ships!

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    Bizzare, I truly have to conclude they are mentally ill, Bolsheviks in the end. But it does remind me of Paddington, who I have not thought of since childhood, when I eagerly awaited the publication of each new book. Oddly I am a fine capitalist and detest the Left in general. But in the US the "Right" has become Bolshy and needs a good purge of the nutters. (Rather a shunning lest purge be misinterpreted)

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    OriGuy says:

    If we really love America and are grateful for finding the place a few millenniums after the folks who crossed on the land bridge from Asia, shouldn’t we all be getting drunk off our asses on beer and mead, eating roast beast and celebrating Leif Erickson day instead?

    The problem there is that Leif, et. al., got chased away by those folks from Asia, went back to Greenland, and didn’t feel like talking about it.

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