Did they have Cindy speak before him to make him appear dynamic by comparison?
9:58 pm- The Potemkin Presidency:
According to Nicole Wallace of the McCain campaign, the American people don’t care whether Sarah Palin can answer specific questions about foreign and domestic policy. According to Wallace — in an appearance I did with her this morning on Joe Scarborough’s show — the American people will learn all they need to know (and all they deserve to know) from Palin’s scripted speeches and choreographed appearances on the campaign trail and in campaign ads.
10:07 pm- The music in this video sounds like the intro to Call of Duty or something else for XBOX.
WOO. Orson Swindle.
10:08 pm- This is absurd. His is a larger cause. Jeebus. I am actually looking forward to listening to him speak, if only to stop this video.
10:15 pm- The flag in the background is making me seasick.
10:25 pm- Apparently dirty hippies are disrupting the place.
AND GREEN SCREEN WOO!
10:32 pm- This is painful. I would honestly rather listen to Sarah Palin be nasty, his delivery is so bad.
10:35 pm- Why is he talking about economic pain? His economic advisor told us we are all whiners.
10:40 pm- This is not only the worst acceptance speech I have ever heard, but perhaps the worst speech by a major candidate in any race. The crowd can’t even figure out when to “Boo.”
10:49 pm- We are all moose now.
10:53 pm- “The constant partisan rancor…” Did he not watch his fucking running mate and the asshats who preceded her last night? Jeebus.
Channeling Forrest Gump- “Senator Obama does not (awkward smile.”
10:55 pm- You can hear a pin drop.
10:58 pm- Which, I guess, is fitting, since we are now in the POW phase.