Capsule review, Michelob Ultra:
Kidney-filtered river water. Some douchenozzle brought a case of this crap to my birthday bash, nobody went near it so now I have to get rid of the cans the old-fashioned way. Yech.
Capsule review, Southern Tier creme brulee stout:
Imagine soaking a box and a half of Count Chocula in a weakly-hopped stout. Or try making a half-and-half mix of Guiness and a case of caramel chews. As a general principle I always order beers that I haven’t tried before, but god was it a chore to get through this one. For some reason the cloying sweetness concentrates in the foam, making it painful even to get near enough to sip. I honestly want to know who approved this. If you’re old enough to drink it then you’re probably too old to enjoy Captain Crunch, Pixie Stix or a beer that should come with its own insulin shot. Do not order with food.
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On an up note, Southern Tier’s Unearthly IPA is still the best beer made in the continental US.