I hate Windows Vista and this computer has been hooked up for 8 minutes.
*** Update ***
Where the hell is the add and remove programs part in the control panel?
And how do I shut the damned system down without turning off the power?
*** Update #2 ***
Nothing completes the sheer joy of trying to set up a new computer and router like a cat who walks around attacking everything you get out of the box, rubbing against the boxes and attacking your feet, meowing loudly, and deciding the place to sleep is RIGHT on top of the manual you just opened.