…Republicans would be rushing to pass legislation to save the embryo!
Doctors say a 9-year-old girl who went to hospital in central Greece suffering from stomach pains was carrying her embryonic twin.
Doctors at Larissa General Hospital who examined the girl found a growth, which was surgically removed.
Murderers!
Conservatively Liberal
You need more practice at this Michael. Try this on for size:
See? That is an accurate description, is it not? ;)
jake
Unless the embryo was a Lesbian.
CapMidnight
…an drivin by the 9-year-old girl’s place to check out her bumper stickers etc for Malkin’s column
(If she’s a superdelegate, does she get two votes?)
SteveinSC
“Calling Dr. Frist, calling Dr. Frist.” “You’re wanted in the video booth, stat.”
El Cid
But it smiled!
kid bitzer
seems pretty clear that she’s the real murderer, right?
i mean–there they are, floating side-by-side in utero, when all of a sudden she goes all space-invaders on her kid sister.
and what *do* the wing-nuts think? this thing got a soul at conception, right? did it get baptized when she was? has it heard the word by proxy?
just a weird story. weird as in “weird”.
Punchy
Can I get this in English, please?
Michael D.
Fixed. Arghh!
Krista
It’s not fixed. It now reads “It This Were America.”
Don’t you mean “If This Were America”?
Michael, you gotta stop drinking in the morning.
cleek
i would’ve left it… then i could get away with all kinds of crazy shit, by blaming it on my evil embryonic twin.
Michael D.
Krista: I’m on pain medication! Leave me alone! :-)
Paul L.
With universally healthcare
…Democrats would be rushing to pass legislation to force this mother to get a abortion!
This selfish woman went on to give birth to the twins and tied up valuable medical resources to separate them.
rachel
Paul L. has trampled that poor straw man flatter than Kansas.
Blue Buddha
Actually, I’m surprised the Republicans haven’t called Greece and terrorist state and Bush pumping up rhetoric to bomb them. This is a virgin birth*, people! We’re talking the next Jesus Christ! And now the theocrats plot to hasten the Apocalypse has been foiled by a
professional murdererabortion doctor.* Virgin births do occur in humans, and the kid is an exact twin of the mother, as there is no other genetic material. The chances of it happening, however, are astronomically low.
Bubblegum Tate
All that embryonic twin needed was a sandwich and a bottle of water, and it would’ve been up and at ’em in no time, totally ready to co-star in a Doublemint Gum commercial! But the Culture of Death couldn’t wait to MURDER it!
jake
Universally healthcare?
Michael D. I think Paul L. is stealing your pain meds.
jake
Universally healthcare?
Michael D. I think Paul L. is stealing your pain meds.
Krista
Only if you share. ;)
Wolfdaughter
Paul Luk:
You do know that Hillary is pro-choice, right?
Blue Raven
I’ve joked that the dermoid ovarian cysts I keep developing are failed attempts at the second coming. Though if they are, I’m either getting used by a god I don’t worship or my own gods have a really twisted sense of humor.
afferent input
This phenomenon is called fetus in fetu. Goggle image search of said term returns some very scary pictures.
Not recommended for those with weak stomachs.