Over the last month I found out that Barack Obama is a Muslim, that he is captive to his pastor at the United Church of Christ and that he is a Marxist. Talk about transcending! Normally any one of those things would necessarily exclude the other two.
Alice laughed. “There’s no use trying,” she said: “one can’t believe impossible things.”
“I daresay you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
If you throw in fantasies like Iraq’s WMDs, Saddam’s ties to 9/11, the Laffer curve, the War on Christmas, creationism, climate denial and the
easter bunny small government Republican, modern conservatives make the red queen look like a piker.
Maybe Walt Whitman will help.
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)
Buck up, wingnuts. By uncle Walt’s standards you’re huge.