Bad Campaign Slogans

Note to Obama supporters- you don’t want the Bradrocket writing your slogans. So far, all he seems to have come up with is:

“Obama. Less crappy than the alternatives.”






19 replies
  1. 1
    TheFountainHead says:

    Asking the obvious: Why would Bradrocket even be in consideration for writing said slogans? Seems to me he has trouble writing a paragraph coherently, let alone a one-liner!

  2. 2
    Zifnab says:

    “Obama. Less crappy than the alternatives.”

    After the last 7 years, that’s the very definition of “Hope”.

  3. 3
    cleek says:

    Once you’ve had Barack, you’ll never go…

  4. 4
    taodon says:

    Obama: Unlike Clinton and McCain, he can still get his up.

  5. 5

    Top 10 rejected Obama slogans:

    10. They think we can. They think we can. They think we can.
    9. Two words: Mark Penn.
    8. Well, we can hope.
    7. Because we need a President who is clean and articulate.
    6. Not your father’s pet goat.
    5. Barack: a great First Lady’s husband.
    4. Taller than Hillary, younger than John, and healthier than Dick.
    3. Imagine the Obama girls saluting their father’s coffin!
    2. Our time is now — while the Governor of Illinois is a Democrat.

    and the number 1 rejected Obama slogan:

    1. Sweet home All Obama!

  6. 6
    calling all toasters says:

    Seems to me he has trouble writing a paragraph coherently, let alone a one-liner!

    …says the Ayn Rand fan.

  7. 7
    4tehlulz says:

    Vote Obama — Because McCain likes Dick

  8. 8
    TheFountainHead says:

    …says the Ayn Rand fan.

    Nothing wrong with her prose. She wrote a good deal better than the vast majority of people who get published these days. That being said, I’m more a fan of her characters than her philosophy/writing. For writing, I’m a die hard E.B. White fan.

  9. 9
    chopper says:

    She wrote a good deal better than the vast majority of people who get published these days.

    in other words, “less crappy than the alternatives”.

    god, i hate rand’s writing. drives me up the wall.

    anyway, back to barack.

  10. 10
    Decided FenceSitter says:

    Demi,

    Marry me?

  11. 11
    myiq2xu says:

    How about:

    “Vote for Duke Cunningham – He’s a Man with Convictions”

  12. 12
    Jon H says:

    I still think Obama should use the Theme from Shaft as his campaign song.

    Maybe it’s too early. ”Who’s the Senator with all the chicks? Shaft!

  13. 13
    Jon H says:

    “Tired of baby boomer Woodstock/Vietnam angst bullshit? Vote Obama and kiss it all goodbye.”

  14. 14
    myiq2xu says:

    From Sadly No:

    “If you believe democracy works, raise your hand. Now, get in the line for the exit visas to Canada. The rest of you, vote Democratic!”

    There’s more.

  15. 15
    David says:

    “Democrats – for when your biggest hope for government is that they won’t use your tax dollars to violate the Nuremberg laws, the Geneva Conventions, and your own damn Constitution.”

    There’s my mantra for the year in a nutshell. It’s pessimistic and an incredibly compelling reason to vote Democratic. Score.

  16. 16
    Gay Veteran says:

    the DNC should be printing bumperstickers by the millions saying “Like Bush? Vote McCain!”

  17. 17
    YellowJournalism says:

    If you’re happy and you know it, vote Barack!

  18. 18
    Jake says:

    the DNC should be printing bumperstickers by the millions saying “Like Bush? Vote McCain!”

    Actually, if you turn those “W” stickers upside down…

  19. 19
    Ivan Ivanovich Renko says:

    I wish i’d originated this one:

    Vote Republican.

    Because you can wreck a country in 8 years, but it takes 12 to destroy it.

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