John Scalzi took a field trip:
Imagine, if you will, a load of horseshit. And we’re not talking just your average load of horseshit; no, we’re talking colossal load of horsehit. An epic load of horseshit. The kind of load of horseshit that has accreted over decades and has developed its own sort of ecosystem, from the flyblown chunks at the perimeter, down into the heated and decomposing center, generating explosive levels of methane as bacteria feast merrily on vintage, liquified crap. This is a Herculean load of horseshit, friends, the likes of which has not been seen since the days of Augeas.
And you look at it and you say, “Wow, what a load of horseshit.”
Ah, if only the conservatives would build a museum to every one of their fringe ideas. Imagine the great writing that would come from visiting the Islamofascism Awareness Center. The Laffer Library. A Clinton Death List ride at Disney…with animatronic lesbians! Madame Tussaid’s Wax Corner. If Oral Roberts U can pull $70 mil out of thin air then the moneybags who aren’t giving much to Republicans this election cycle can make one of these great ideas a reality.