Somewhere, Paris Hilton Is Kicking Herself

And saying “Why the hell didn’t I think of that”:

An IDF soldier fled an interrogation room by exposing her breasts to a stunned officer.

The soldier was interrogated at the Biranit army base on the northern border after she refused to undergo a drugs test. A short while after her questioning began the soldier was seen walking out of the interrogation room and heading toward the main gate.

An officer at the base told her she was under arrest and demanded that she return to the interrogation room, at which point the soldier took her shirt off and told the officer: “Let’s see if you can arrest me.”

The soldier took advantage of the officer’s momentary lack of concentration and quickly left the base. She was caught a short while later.

Consider this your nightly open (and wide) thread.

*** Update ***

I can not stop watching this video. I bet I have watched it 40 times and laughed just as hard each time. Does anyone know how I can make it my screen saver?

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64 replies
  1. 1
    nightjar says:

    An IDF soldier fled an interrogation room by exposing her breasts to a stunned officer.

    I say if you got ’em use ’em.

  2. 2
    John Cole says:

    WTF- what happened to Mandy Patinkin on Criminal Minds?

  3. 3
    Dreggas says:

    Paris couldn’t do that because she really doesn’t have ones big enough to stun them with.

  4. 4
    ConservativelyLiberal says:

    “Alert! Alert! Be on the lookout for an escaped IDF soldier armed with a pair of breasts, and she is not afraid to use them! Fondle Handle with extreme caution!”

    Some people have all of the luck…

  5. 5
    nightjar says:

    Dreggas Says:

    Paris couldn’t do that because she really doesn’t have ones big enough to stun them with.

    OUCH!

  6. 6
    Dreggas says:

    Nipples on stun people!

  7. 7
    ConservativelyLiberal says:

    Not just that, but everyone has already seen them…

  8. 8
    ninerdave says:

    WTF- what happened to Mandy Patinkin on Criminal Minds?

    What is he not on the show tonite? Guess I’ll have to wait until PST prime time to see.

    I go back and forth on whether I like that show or not. Some times is good, others cheesy.

  9. 9
    ninerdave says:

    Speaking of Paris, is it just me, or do you not find her at all attractive.

  10. 10
    Dreggas says:

    ninerdave Says:

    Speaking of Paris, is it just me, or do you not find her at all attractive.

    it’s not just you. She needs more than that bad nose job.

  11. 11
    Dreggas says:

    nightjar Says:

    Dreggas Says:

    Paris couldn’t do that because she really doesn’t have ones big enough to stun them with.

    OUCH!

    what? When the doc was givin her that new nose she should have asked for a new pair!

  12. 12
    qwerty42 says:

    John Cole Says:

    WTF- what happened to Mandy Patinkin on Criminal Minds?

    I think there was a contract dispute of some sort. I have gone back and forth, so don’t catch it that often. Maybe is temporary?

  13. 13
    Dreggas says:

    Ok, if any of you Arizonans are still reading, anyone know a good independent contractor who does cabinets and floors and such who is reasonably priced?

  14. 14
  15. 15
    Krista says:

    I like Mandy Patinkin. Dead Like Me was a great show.

  16. 16
    lectric lady says:

    Welcome to the “other side”, John~

    It could not have happened to a better man. We really need your excellent brain!

    I know you will be tough on us, but that you will be fair, especially re: Hillary.

    The ManSide will go to all lengths to trash her, but something tells me you will be fair. That is all I ask.

  17. 17
    John Cole says:

    Dead Like Me was a great show.

    I thought I was the only one who watched that. It was a superb show. I initially watched, embarassingly enough, because of Rebecca Gayheart (rawr!).

  18. 18
    nightjar says:

    Krista Says:

    I like Mandy Patinkin. Dead Like Me was a great show.

    And what happened to Selma Blair. She just seems to have vanished.

  19. 19
    Dreggas says:

    Was dead like me the show about all the “Reapers”?

  20. 20

    John: re screen savers, I found this.

  21. 21
    Mr. Sifter says:

    whats up all. please visit my blog for my posts on waterboarding and on the corruption of the CPSC. Thanks.

  22. 22
    Mr. Sifter says:

    yeah, Dead Like Me was the show about grim repears, they had to take souls away before people died for some reason. The show was great on many levels. The characters did not find peace, or answers to life’s mysteries after death, things just got more confusing. The characters were all alienated from the world they lived in, obviously, since the were undead in a world of the living.

  23. 23
    Dreggas says:

    Mr. Sifter Says:

    yeah, Dead Like Me was the show about grim repears, they had to take souls away before people died for some reason. The show was great on many levels. The characters did not find peace, or answers to life’s mysteries after death, things just got more confusing. The characters were all alienated from the world they lived in, obviously, since the were undead in a world of the living.

    I loved that show, the bone dry humor was great.

  24. 24
    Mr. Sifter says:

    yeah, quite a funny show. Anyways, So I’m watching Comcast SportsNet right now, on a channel run by Ed Snider, watching a 10 or so minute clip on what a great guy Ed Snider is, for running a free youth Hockey Program. Oh, Ed Snider is also Chairman of the Flyers, so it might also be in his interest to get inner city kids in Philly to become Hockey fans, since inner city kids are not that into hockey. What a Jerk he is, and what a disgrace to journalism the producer of that segment and people who did the voice overs are.

  25. 25
    Tsulagi says:

    at which point the soldier took her shirt off

    Now THAT should be SOP. I’d fully support them that.

  26. 26
    Psycheout says:

    Paris Hilton: ugly skank. But that doesn’t mean she should be taxed to death.

  27. 27

    via dkos… Colonel Colby Vokey

    This guy was chief of the Marines defense lawyers. He defended the marines charged at Haditha. But he witnessed shit out of gitmo that was too much for him, and now he’s retiring from the Marines.

    The best part, the snarky response. When asked who was responsible for this mess and abuse of the Constitution, he had this reply…

    When asked to identify exactly which officials in the military and the Bush administration he believes have abused the system of justice, Vokey avoids giving an answer. When pressed, Vokey went to his bookshelf, pulled out the Manual for Courts-Martial, and read from Article 88: “‘Any commissioned officer who uses contemptuous words against the president, vice president, Congress'” and a list of other officials, he said, “‘shall be punished as a court martial may direct.'”

    “I need to be careful,” Vokey said.

  28. 28
    Dreggas says:

    TOS,

    He’s obviously a phoney soldier with a book to sell…

  29. 29
    jake says:

    An IDF soldier fled an interrogation room by exposing her breasts to a stunned officer.

    The was officer stunned before she flashed him? I say we need the who, what, where, how, why on that one.

    Since I’m terminally immature this makes me think of the South Park episode where the granola ski-resort chick distracts people by flashing her boobs.

    Paris couldn’t do that because she really doesn’t have ones big enough to stun them with ^and everyone and their dog has already seen ’em.

  30. 30
    Heywood Jablomy says:

    Do you think this would work with man-boobs?

  31. 31
    Dreggas says:

    Heywood Jablomy Says:

    Do you think this would work with man-boobs?

    nope not even bitch tits. well wait…it may horrify them enough.

  32. 32

    Did anyone see that Ralph Nader is suing the Democratic Party for trying to prevent him from taking votes from Kerry?

    Who is going to vote for this guy now?

  33. 33
    Notorious P.A.T. says:

    We need a picture of this IDF soldier so we can stay abreast of this story.

  34. 34
    craigie says:

    Hey! No link to the breasts?! What’s this hyper-intertubes-thingy for if you can’t give us a link to the boobies?

  35. 35

    If I type anything else stupid tonight I blame it on the Level One Vodka. But! My bitch titties are still flaccid, so things are under control here at the Vice Presidential Candidate News Desk deep in the badlands of New Mexico. My governor–Bill Richardson–is running for VP so I have taken on the unsavory duty of keeping an eye on that twelve-sandwich-eating bastard. Jesus, Bill, have a fucking salad. But, I have give him credit for cutting my taxes, and getting the concealed carry law passed. Hey, hey! Just remember, the next time you drive through New Mexico don’t honk unless you REALLY love Jesus… Yah-tah-hey

  36. 36
    Gold Star for Robot Boy says:

    What’s the Fark-y acronym?
    Oh yeah – TTIUWP (This thread is useless without pictures.)

  37. 37
    Delia says:

    That damn story linked me to some weird virus or something.

  38. 38
    Zuzu says:

    Dead Like Me was a great show.

    I thought I was the only one who watched that. It was a superb show. I initially watched, embarassingly enough, because of Rebecca Gayheart (rawr!).

    It was a great show! Squirrel Nut Zippers rock.

  39. 39
    Dennis-SGMM says:

    Did anyone see that Ralph Nader is suing the Democratic Party for trying to prevent him from taking votes from Kerry?

    Who is going to vote for this guy now?

    The would be Pathetic Ralph Nader. The guy who made his bones by killing off the Corvair. Ralph’s yeoman work began with the ’61 Corvair, which actually was a lame car. His efforts reached fruition in the mid-Sixties when Chevrolet stopped making Corvairs. By that time, the Corvair was a pretty good car however, it was too late. A more-than-willing Detroit internalized the lesson: don’t innovate and don’t build small, fuel-efficient cars.

    Thanks, Ralph. You fucking asshole.

  40. 40
    Atilla the Hun says:

    And Balloon-Juice is a finalist in the Weblog Awards even with John as a Democrat.

    http://2007.weblogawards.org/n.....d.php#more

    Best Conservative Blog

    * Say Anything

    * Balloon Juice

    * Sister Toldjah

    * Right Wing News

    * Ankle Biting Pundits

    * Captain’s Quarters

    * Michelle Malkin

    * Ace of Spades HQ

    * The Belmont Club

    * Powerline

    * My Pet Jawa

    * Newsbusters

    What a sad crew to be listed amongst haha. Would be hilarious if you guys won.

  41. 41
    Aaron says:

    Its annoying that there are all these shows on, particularly on SCIFI like ‘dead like me’ and they’ve all been canceled so you know they aren’t going anywhere.
    Newest addition: Odyssey 5

  42. 42
    rachel says:

    I will never forgive them for cancelling Farscape. Never.

    Dreggas Says:

    ninerdave Says:

    Speaking of Paris, is it just me, or do you not find her at all attractive.

    it’s not just you. She needs more than that bad nose job.

    Education? Even among the idle rich, she seems unusually brainless.

  43. 43
    Gary Rupert says:

    The fact is Glen Greenwald is a gaye brazilian sockpuppet.
    The fact is Glen Greenwald was pwned by an american patriot defending your freedoms at knife-point in Korea.
    The fact is Glen Greeenwal was pwned by an upandcoming conservative blogger who is not a retard.
    The fact is Huckabee will be our next president.
    Boo-yah.

  44. 44
    Gary Rupert says:

    The fact is my comments will probably be censored by the leftwing media because i speak truth to power.

  45. 45
    Gary Rupert says:

    The truth is my posts are being held for censorship.
    The truth is Jaun Cole will claim it is because i am trolling and drunk which is a lie.

  46. 46
    ConservativelyLiberal says:

    RedState did not make the cut, and BJ did?

    Oh, that has to be killing them…lol! With this party move by John, I wonder if they will put up a cacophony of caterwauling over a Democrat winning best right wing blog.

    Timing John, timing…

  47. 47
    ConservativelyLiberal says:

    That is IF John wins!

    Go BJ! (Heck, that even sounds like a great battle cry!)

  48. 48
    Atilla the Hun says:

    Go B-J Indeed!

    Vote and vote often!

    Looking at the other contenders, if anyone else wins it would simply be a mockery of the awards (as if that hasn’t happened before).

  49. 49
    jake says:

    RedState did not make the cut, and BJ did?

    Oh, that has to be killing them…lol!

    My prediction if BJ wins – The fringe loons will edit their recent screechfests over Gore’s win of a Nobel Peace Prize like so: “The Nobel Prize Weblog Awards is run by a bunch of commiefascistsamericahaterz so it is no surprise Al Gore John Cole won.”

    Bets?

  50. 50
    wvng says:

    John, You are not alone. Everytime I watch the damn video I laugh harder. It’s all in the details.

  51. 51
    Bombadil says:

    Patinkin got into a contract dispute and/or “creative differences” and rather abruptly quit. The writers had to scramble to get his character out of the plot line. He’s being replaced (permanently) by Joe Montagna.

  52. 52
    Bombadil says:

    Just looked at the Weblog Awards list. It’s weird — it’s like looking at the Grammy lists and realizing I’ve never even heard of more than half these people!

  53. 53
    Krista says:

    And Balloon-Juice is a finalist in the Weblog Awards even with John as a Democrat.

    That’s delightful! But yeah…if you win, John, that’s just more proof of the giant George Soros conspiracy that has taken over America.

  54. 54
    AkaDad says:

    For Halloween this year, I dressed up as a Republican and took candy away from children…

  55. 55
    Punchy says:

    Ankle Biting Pundits

    /shudders

    I joined this a year ago in an attempt to spoof my way into the “in” crowd. These guys make Assrocket look like Hamsher.

    I learned that it’s not enough to just diss on liberals; you have to actually wish for their physical harm and pledge to beat up (beat off? who knows?) one each day.

  56. 56
    Johnny Pez says:

    For Halloween this year, I dressed up as a Republican and took candy away from children…

    Nominate this for Quote of the Day.

  57. 57
    Jay C says:

    @Bombadil – 8:15p

    Apparently, the “creative differences” between Mandy Patinkin and the Criminal Minds producers stem from the creative fact that Mandy up and decided one day (a day, btw, after he had re-upped for another season) that he didn’t feel like doing CM anymore, told the execs to fuck off, and just walked. Which, AFAICT, is typical behavior for the Mandster.

    Yes, Joe Mantegna (note sp.) was supposed to be his replacement: but hasn’t appeared in any episodes yet aired. Maybe they can’t pay him ’til they get their advances back from Mandy….

  58. 58
    Bombadil says:

    Mantegna (thanks for the correction, btw) is on this week’s episode, I believe.

  59. 59

    TEH FACT IZ GLEN GREENWALD IZ GAYE BRAZILIAN SOCKPUPPET.
    TEH FACT IZ GLEN GREENWALD WUZ PWND BY AN AMERICAN PATRIOT DEFENDIN UR FREEDOMS AT KNIFE-POINT IN KOREA.
    TEH FACT IZ GLEN GREEENWAL WUZ PWND BY AN UPANDCOMIN CONSERVATIV BLOGGR HOO IZ NOT RETARD.
    TEH FACT IZ HUCKABEE WILL BE R NEXT PRESIDENT.
    BOO-YAH.

  60. 60
    AkaDad says:

    Johnny Pez

    To be honest I “borrowed” that from Alan Colmes.

  61. 61
    Punchy says:

    Somewhere, Paris Hilton Is Kicking Videotaping Herself

    Fixed.

  62. 62
    Jon H says:

    Wouldn’t work. The cop would be like “Been there, done that”. Literally.

  63. 63
    ConservativelyLiberal says:

    Punchy Says:

    Somewhere, Paris Hilton Is Kicking Videotaping letting some dudes she don’t know videotape Herself

    Fixed.

    Fixed better.

  64. 64
    Dreggas says:

    ConservativelyLiberal Says:

    Punchy Says:

    Somewhere, Paris Hilton Is Kicking Videotaping letting some dudes she don’t know videotape Herself in a jail cell wearin nothin but black and white striped thigh highs while being a naughty girl.

    Fixed.

    Fixed better.

    fixed betterer.

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