At Least It Wasn’t A Boy

Another sex scandal. Tim will be titillated, as his favorite Madam gets another scalp.






23 replies
  1. 1
    Tsulagi says:

    So the admin’s AIDS Czar, their point man for faithfulness and abstinence over condom use in Africa to prevent the disease was dialing for hookers? Surprise factor? About zero.

    I’m sure Mrs. AIDS Czar is feeling real comfortable with his no-condom policy about now. But no worries, ma’am, like Haggard with his paid hooker, no sex. Just put that in among all the other known truths from the family values party.

    Off-topic, but since someone just sent this to me and I found it a little funny too, can anyone help this woman find her lost puppy?

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    Yet another Republicunt wants to Spend more time with his family . Ground control to Captain McSpoogebucket: There are plenty of legitimate Certified Massage Therapists in D.C.
    An “Escort service” for a massage? Okaaaaay!
    How much for a deluxe massage with a Happy Ending?

  3. 3
    KC says:

    Same ‘ole shit, different day. Just another ultra moralist who enjoys getting a good “massage” after work when his family isn’t around.

  4. 4
    DougJ says:

    What do you want to bet this guy was buying meth from them too? Not that he used it of course. I’ll bet he bought it and threw it away the same as most people who buy meth from hookers.

  5. 5
    RSA says:

    At Least It Wasn’t A Boy

    And I thought this was going to be about a birth announcement. Boy, Republicans ruin everything, don’t they?

  6. 6
    jake says:

    Your tax dollars at work.

    Palfrey maintains she ran a sexual fantasy business…

    “Randy Tobias has indeed had many roles in his life…”

    His favourite is “Naughty School Boy,” though he is partial to “Lonely Goatherd.”

    …but none more important than the roles he’s played in government, where he has been someone who has been most involved in organizing America’s compassion to the world.”

    Uh huh. And in keeping with that role he switched from Madame Palfrey’s to an agency staffed by women from Central America.

  7. 7
    Bubblegum Tate says:

    Prepare for emergency jackalope deployment!

  8. 8
    demimondian says:

    Prepare for emergency jackalope deployment!

    Cap’n — ye ha’ already used that against the Rrrr-omulans, Si-rrr. Ye canna do tha!

  9. 9
    caustics says:

    In 2003, [Randy Tobias] co-wrote a book on leadership lessons with his son, Todd, entitled, “Put the Moose on the Table.”

    And have the moose dress like a cheerleader. And have the moose whip you and tell you you’re a bad boy.

    Christ…where do they find these people.

  10. 10

    What do you want to bet this guy was buying meth from them too? Not that he used it of course. I’ll bet he bought it and threw it away the same as most people who buy meth from hookers.

    I support that. I think it’s much more responsible than letting the meth fall into the hands of young children, or terrorists who might sell it to young children.

    Why don’t we hear about all the meth that members and supporters of the Bush Administration aren’t snorting off the bodies of prostitutes?

  11. 11
    Punchy says:

    WAYYYYYYYY OT:

    Am I the last guy in America south of International Falls that loves the NHL playoffs? How awesome is pure hockey, minus the fighting bullshit and ticky-tack penalties?

  12. 12
    Hyperion says:

    How awesome is pure hockey

    bring the cup home!
    go canucks!!

  13. 13
    Chad N. Freude says:

    Hockey isn’t really off topic. Hockey has a puck and the thread topic has … nudge, nudge, wink, wink. In hockey, goalies try to prevent penetration of the goal. In the thread topic, girlies try to encourage penetration of the girl. In hockey, the players wield long hard sticks. In the thread topic, players wield long hard dicks. Et cetera.

  14. 14
    Tim F. says:

    I love the part where this Tobias guy was the fellow in charge of abstinence-only education and imposing America’s puritan moral codes on the world, e.g. denying funds for STD programs for prostitutes. Can’t let anybody else be having safe sex.

  15. 15
    Jon H says:

    ““Put the Moose on the Table.””

    Is this some weird Republican sex euphemism I’ve not heard of?

  16. 16
    grumpy realist says:

    Or are these the two that claimed to have found a lesbian sex manual in the military history section of the library and were Shocked, Just Shocked!?

    (After looking at for several hours, of course.)

  17. 17
    DougJ says:

    I like this:

    Ross added new details to that story tonight, recounting how he asked Tobias in a telephone interview “if he knew any of the young women, their names. He said he didn’t remember them at all. He said it was like ordering pizza.”

  18. 18

    Ross added new details to that story tonight, recounting how he asked Tobias in a telephone interview “if he knew any of the young women, their names. He said he didn’t remember them at all. He said it was like ordering pizza.”

    That’s sweet.

    I wonder if he had any coupons for free toppings and such.

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    […] This isn’t local and in some sense it is even political, but I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I didn’t pass it on.  Remember Randall Tobias, the Deputy Secretary of State who resigned Friday when it was made public that he used an escort service?  Well, there’s new information out, courtesy of ABC news and an astute commenter on the blog Balloon Juice: […]

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    DougJ says:

    I realize there’s a cruncy bread stick joke in there somewhere.

  21. 21

    I realize there’s a cruncy bread stick joke in there somewhere.

    The less said about tipping the delivery guy, the better.

    Many people are high when they order pizza, you know.

  22. 22
    Rome Again says:

    Cap’n—ye ha’ already used that against the Rrrr-omulans, Si-rrr. Ye canna do tha!

    ::choking back coffee:: Demi, I think this is my favorite post ever!

  23. 23
    The Truffle says:

    Here’s my question: why does it seem that Balloon Juice and Sullivan are the only rightie bloggers calling these people on their general hypocrisy? If I were a conservatives, I’d be floored by all these scandals that keep piling up.

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  1. […] This isn’t local and in some sense it is even political, but I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if I didn’t pass it on.  Remember Randall Tobias, the Deputy Secretary of State who resigned Friday when it was made public that he used an escort service?  Well, there’s new information out, courtesy of ABC news and an astute commenter on the blog Balloon Juice: […]

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