In addition to the spinning unicorn- and ninja-themed decision folders, you can get cool magic eight balls (the ‘devil ball’ has a few dozen answers encouraging you to do whatever it is you were planning to do), the Jane Austen action figure (plus Jesus, assorted scientists and about a dozen classical composers), a Sigmund Freud bobblehead, meat-flavored air fresheners, nihilist chewing gum (‘Nihilists don’t believe in flavor.’) and lawn flamingoes.
I should also give a shout-out to the cthulu plush slippers that a commenter pointed out a while back.
Use this thread to share gift ideas great and terrible. Bad gift and regifting stories are also welcome.
The War on Christmas based on faulty intelligence? Expect subpoenas.