I can’t decide which one I want.
Maybe when they come out with their line of cod-pieces, Iwill buy something.
Best comment so far:
IF YOU CONTINUE PERPETUATING STEREOTYPES OF FEMINIST HUMORLESSNESS I WILL CUT YOUR GODDAMN RAPE ORGAN OFF WITH THE RAGGED EDGE OF MY DISSERTATION
Make sure you order plenty of XXXL & XXXXLs.
Steve S
Man, this guy’s got a serious obsession problem with feminist websites.
Like, Dude… get a fucking life already.
ppGaz
I am heartened. There are people out there with even less to do than I. My life has purpose.
Otto Man
Seriously. You get the sense that whoever created those shirts has no “fucking life” to speak of. And he never will with that kind of attitude.
Tim F.
I’ve always wondered, which is the wisest of proteins?
I’d go with p53. It’s got a cool Shiva thing going on.
nyrev
Sure, p53’s cool when it works. I’d like it and p62 c-myc a lot better if we could figure out what makes them tick and how to keep them ticking.
SeesThroughIt
C’mon, “My other dildo is a Rolls-Royce” is fucking hilarious.
Jeff G
People who hang out all day in the fucking comments at balloon-juice are suggesting I have no life?
You people do realize that you sit around all day waiting for John to put up a post so you can wax disaffected and ironic on a message board don’t you. Please. Tell me you know this.
Incidentally, I was chatting on IM with one of the girls from Feministe all this afternoon; unsurprisingly, she’s not nearly so humorless as the snarling and needy dorks who hang out here all day trashing everybody who doesn’t worship at the altar of Howard Dean.
Pb
I just check in from time to time, but… sure, why not.
Apparently you do. I mean, here you are again, for one.
Great. Have *her* post on your blog. Or, send her over here. According to you, it sounds like this blog could use the new blood more.
Zifnab
From reading these T’s I can only imagine this is a guy who’s been blue-balled one too many times from the wrong set of girls.
That said, a couple are pretty funny.
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pb,
JeffG show up here about once a month, if that.
BTW: Why don’t you “snarling and needy dorks” grow some nuts and post your “critiques” on Goldstein’s website? He does accept comments.
Steve S
Jeff G. – Hey man, take it easy. We were just kidding.
You don’t need to go all postal on us.
srv
“Jeff IM’d me all day long, and all he got was this lousy T-shirt”
love, Feministe
Ancient Purple
Please.
Like you haven’t been refreshing the comments section of this post to see your name in lights.
Spare me.
Tim F.
I don’t buy it. You just can’t call a proto-oncogene ‘wise.’
Since you picked two I’m going to toss in sirtuin. It may not be friking Yoda, but it’s definitely up there with Chiun from Remo Williams.
Krista
And we’ve come full circle, boys and girls. How come the t-shirt that mentions blonds and brunettes makes no mention of redheads? I feel left out…
Seriously, though…the t-shirts were okay. I wasn’t offended by them, but didn’t find them to be particularly hilarious, either. But I find most message t-shirts to be pretty tacky anyway.
nyrev
Ooh. Sirtuin is cool! Definitely wise enough for a t-shirt, anyway.
GFP may not actually be that wise, but it kind of looks like Yoda.
Steve
Jeff just had to pop in to let us know he talked with a girl today. Grats, dude.
Maybe Krista will agree to serve as his “girlfriend in Canada” that he can tell everyone about…
Krista
Steve – Let me think about that. No.
nyrev
“Her name is Alberta. She lives in Vancouver.”
Kimmitt
Man, some dudes do not like it when the girls get uppity.
Steve
What a party pooper, eh?