Prepare the first paper cup of Yuengling.
The first question:
Why is this game unlike other games?
Answer: On this game, unlike all other games, the Steelers have the opportunity to humiliate the Ravens, the true successor to the hated Cleveland Browns, before an appreciative home crowd.
Why on this night, unlike all other nights, do we root for a total and humiliating rout, when on other nights a dignified victory will suffice?
Answer: Because the Ravens are a bunch of undisciplined criminals who can’t go five plays without some sort of foul. And because the Cowboys aren’t in our division.
Drink the first Yuengling and sing the superbowl song.
Off to enjoy the game. I would be
getting pissed out of my skull enjoying the pre-game atmosphere but I had to teach.