Crib notes for President Bush’s interview of Roberts for the Court:
1. If a fly fishing case came before the court, which side would you take: Row or Wade?
2. Do you uphold that part of the Constitution that says really rich Republicans get to keep all the money?
3. Would you come around the desk and give my ass a big ol’ smooch?
4. Which nickname do you like best – Chiefy or Supreme Guy?
5. Any ideas on how to decriminalize coke without pissing off the fundies?
6. Did your Dad fuck up any wars I need to know about?
7. I know you are very smart. Can you listen to me talk for more than five minutes without snickering? I hate snickering from smart guys.
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SeesThroughIt
Kennedy’s last question is one to which we all deserve an honest and forthright answer.
3.
Krista
Potato skins with scotch. That sounds like a fine idea!
4.
SeesThroughIt
Potato skins with scotch. That sounds like a fine idea!
It’s the breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, and midnight snack of champions!
5.
Krista
Dammit, I want potato skins right now. I have to do something to quell my appetite. I know! Mental image of Teddy Kennedy sans pants.
That did it.
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Stormy70
Dammit, I want potato skins right now. I have to do something to quell my appetite. I know! Mental image of Teddy Kennedy sans pants.
Krista, what the hell are you trying to do to us by invoking that particular image?!
Reaches for the scotch bottle to drown out unwanted mental pictures.
7.
Krista
Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!! You know, that image could become a DNC talking point. The Republicans wouldn’t have a chance to rebut, because they’d be too distracted trying to purge their minds of the disturbing image of…I don’t need to repeat it. You’ve suffered enough already. Sorry, Stormy.
8.
Veeshir
This, of course, is the funniest quote out of Washington in years.
House Majority Leader Tom DeLay said yesterday that Republicans have done so well in cutting spending that he declared an “ongoing victory,” and said there is simply no fat left to cut in the federal budget.
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That’s funny!
Crib notes for President Bush’s interview of Roberts for the Court:
1. If a fly fishing case came before the court, which side would you take: Row or Wade?
2. Do you uphold that part of the Constitution that says really rich Republicans get to keep all the money?
3. Would you come around the desk and give my ass a big ol’ smooch?
4. Which nickname do you like best – Chiefy or Supreme Guy?
5. Any ideas on how to decriminalize coke without pissing off the fundies?
6. Did your Dad fuck up any wars I need to know about?
7. I know you are very smart. Can you listen to me talk for more than five minutes without snickering? I hate snickering from smart guys.
SeesThroughIt
Kennedy’s last question is one to which we all deserve an honest and forthright answer.
Krista
Potato skins with scotch. That sounds like a fine idea!
SeesThroughIt
It’s the breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, and midnight snack of champions!
Krista
Dammit, I want potato skins right now. I have to do something to quell my appetite. I know! Mental image of Teddy Kennedy sans pants.
That did it.
Stormy70
Krista, what the hell are you trying to do to us by invoking that particular image?!
Reaches for the scotch bottle to drown out unwanted mental pictures.
Krista
Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!! You know, that image could become a DNC talking point. The Republicans wouldn’t have a chance to rebut, because they’d be too distracted trying to purge their minds of the disturbing image of…I don’t need to repeat it. You’ve suffered enough already. Sorry, Stormy.
Veeshir
This, of course, is the funniest quote out of Washington in years.