World’s Shortest Personality Test

For your entertainment.

You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don’t mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!

From the look of my results, I think we can all agree the test is hopelessly flawed.

12 replies
  1. 1
    Rick says:

    You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
    Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
    You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.

    For you, comfort and calm are very important.
    You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
    You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.

    Bulls-eye! As many moonbat Juicers here will ruefully attest. ; )


  2. 2
    tBone says:

    Heh. I got the same one, Rick. One of us is being lied to. :)

  3. 3
    Boronx says:

    About half the description of half of those pictures could more or less apply to me.

  4. 4
    Gary Farber says:

    Well, hard to tell how dependable you are.


    Seriously, that’s the only one I can’t be sure of. Okay, for the “charming” part, we do have to define “most.”

  5. 5
    jobiuspublius says:

    You are fat, thin, tall, short, and human.

    Wow, 3.5 out of 5, not bad as far as these things go.

  6. 6
    Off Colfax says:

    Whoops. Got the same one as Rick… Time to change my mind! And fast!

    Just kidding.

  7. 7
    p.lukasiak says:

    I took the test, and got an accurate reading of my personality.

    Then, I chose the picture that I found least appealing, and got an accurate reading of my personality.

    Then, I chose a third picture…and got an accurate reading of my personality.

    Either this test is bullshit, or I’m gonna have to change my name to Sybil.

  8. 8
    Tim F says:

    You are an overrated, opinionated prick.
    The only thing less dangerous than your body is your mind.
    You are great at finding free food and open bars at other people’s wedding recemptions.

    Tell me I’m not the only one who clicked on that one.

  9. 9
    James says:

    The presidentail version of the test are all pictures of big piles of bullshit with all the cattle standing around saying,” I didn’t do it.”

  10. 10
    Geek, Esq. says:

    That was ten seconds I’ll never get back.

  11. 11
    Arken says:

    Is it bad that, knowing it was a personality test, I immediately knowingly eliminated all possible phallic symbols from my choice?

  12. 12
    Don says:

    “You feel most alive when you’re seducing someone…”

    My husband wasn’t too happy about it, but he had to agree…

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