Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

I’m going back to the respite thread.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

I’m only here for the duck photos.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

All this crying. this is why i don’t click on stuff.

Verified, but limited!

The math demands it!

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

… makes me wish i had hoarded more linguine

We need fewer warriors in public service and more gardeners.

How do you get liars to care about the truth?

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Consistently wrong since 2002

There will be lawyers.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Nevertheless, she persisted.

I did not have this on my fuck 2020 bingo card.

This is all too absurd to be reality, right?

No one could have predicted…

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I need help with a graphic for this website to be used in a blogad. Since I can’t draw stick men, and my computer graphic skills are worse, could someone spend five minutes making something, if you are so inclined?

If I like it, I might use it as the template for a long overdue site re-design.

Thanks in advance…

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    Jason

    What kind of graphic do you need exactly, as far as specifications (size, color, content, etc.) go? I am a graphic designer by profession — I could probably throw something together for you, I just need a little more info.

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    Guipo

    I’ll have my wife take a look at it. She’s a bona fide Graphics Artist.

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