According to CBS, since I got an e-mail promising to dramatically increase the length and girth of my penis, “the truth of the e-mails were absolutely irrelevant,” and what matters is that “it’s an issue that people are talking about.”
Will someone please ask Dan Rather why everyone is talking about my penis?
forgetaboutit
Inquiring minds want to know.
How many inches you got buried up AWOL’s backside? and are you the kinda guy willing to offer a reach around while your there?
David R. Block
Heh. There are TONS of bloggers whom one could say the same thing about regarding Waffles. It appears to be what Oliver has for breakfast.
And John, it is now See BS, or DNCBS. Get with the program. ;-)
Justin Ogren
Bitch, make me some pancakes!
Bloggerhead
Dude, no-one’s emailing anyone, nor talking to anyone about your penis. Thanks for letting us know about its apparently pathetic mass just to score political points of God-knows what kind. Obviously, it’s only way you can score.
Kathy K
I have the same question. And I don’t even have a penis.
SteveMG
Sorry to hear about your penis problems.
Maybe try dating smaller women?
Just trying to help out.
After all, it’s the internet; we’re all here to help each other out.
SMG