As a public service to my readers and the blogospehere community, I am announcing the formation of a new self-help group. The group is called:
“My NFL team sucks and is making me miserable, but I love them anyway.”
Invitations are open to anyone afflicted*, but I would like to officially send invitations to the following people:
Oliver Willis, whose Redskins are 4-8.
Kevin Holtsberry, who, like me, is a fan of the pathetic and puny Steelers (4-8).
Others may feel free to list their name and team affiliation below in the comments. I can’t promise this will help, but I guess it is nice to know you are not suffering alone.
* Arizona Cardinals fans will be given complete lifetime membership without any questions asked.
*** Update ***
I doubt even this would help my Steelers.