If ever there was a group in need of a name change, it is the ridiculous Million Mom March crowd (I thought they had gone bankrupt several years ago, but I guess that was nonsense). Read this and enjoy:
Last week, the Million Mom March had a shindig on the front steps of West Palm Beach City Hall to commemorate national ASK Day, a day designed to remind parents to ask whether guns are in the houses where their children play.
Four people came.
Four people came to the Million Mom March. But then again, this is Palm Beach-they do have bizarre counting procedures there.