The Rev. Chapin presents a diagram of American unilateralism, which he found via Neophytepundit.
Archives for February 2003
Presidential Mad-Libs
How many of you out there remember Mad-Libs?
If you don’t, it went something like this:
A famous or noted phrase was taken, and then verbs and nouns were removed, allowing players to insert words oftheir choice. You could come up with some great humor that way, and I spent hours in the car on long trips as a kid playing the game.
At any rate, now that every liberal in the House and Senate is running for the Democrat nomination, I thought it would be fun if I created a special series for the candidates. Thus, I introduce the first edition of Presidential Mad Libs (and yes, I think Mad Libs is a punny title and intend to keep it).
Week 1’s submission, from Dick ‘Gebhardt’s’ announcement today:
Fill in the following and then click on the extended link below to fill them in in the appropriate place. Don’t forget to submit your Presidential Mad Lib in the comments section. I will select the winner, and the reward will be a prominent link to your website for a week, or a pat on the back if you don’t have one.
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Remember, keep it somewhat clean, folks, and don’t look at the phrase until AFTER you have chosen your words. That ruins it.
Jacques ChIRAQ
Here is a personality test specially designed for Jacques ChIRAQ.
Scrappleface discusses the Chirac name change.
‘Peace’ Protestors
This video at Brain Terminal exposing the peace protestors for the collection of morons that they are was just aired on Fox News with Brit Hume.
(Via LGF)
IF it remains difficult as hell to download, I will ftp it up tomorrow (it is on my office ‘puter).
High Tech Weaponry
No, this is not an Onion story:
A war against Iraq will see the debut of some of the most sophisticated weaponry ever used. But U.S. troops will also rely on one of the most low-tech detection devices around: chickens. Worried that the pollution from blown oil installations will clog up complicated detection equipment and make it difficult to pick up deadly chemicals and nerve agents, U.S. marines and soldiers will drive into battle across the dusty plains of Iraq with caged chickens atop their Hum-Vees.
The chickens, which were otherwise destined for Kuwaiti dinner tables, will work in the same way as canaries in coal mines used to. Small traces of poisonous gases or chemical agent will kill the birds and warn troops to put on their gas masks. “A sky full of oil can mask some chemicals,” says Warrant Officer Jeff French, a nuclear, biological and chemical officer for a marine battalion in Kuwait. “Using chickens may sound basic but it’s still one of the best ways we have of detecting chemical agent.”
Iron Mike
Just goes to show you that hitting rock bottom can take a while.
This Would Be Funny…
By now, everyone has heard of the new plan by liberals to find a radio star to compete with Rush Limbaugh and the other right-wingers. Our intrepid reporter, ScrappleFace, has unearthed a memo detailing their plans:
1. Get marginally-famous people to host — comedians, “B-list” actors, defeated liberal politicians.
2. Get some “ideas” of our own. (Finance opinion polls to develop these.)
3. Find ways of describing our ideas that are not repugnant to freedom-loving people.
4. Try to sound more American. Play Star-Spangled Banner at start of show, or something.
5. If the above plan fails, make fun of how George Bush looks and talks.
How long before they are at step 5?