Q: What’s a Frenchman’s favorite wine?
A: “We thought Belgium was neutral!”
Q: Have you heard about the French kamikaze pilot?
A: He’s on his 23rd Mission!
“As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure” —Jacques Chirac, President of France
“As far as France is concerned, you’re right.” —Rush Limbaugh, Doctor of Democracy
Q: What does the word “Maginot” mean in English?
via France Stinks