Time to go to bed so I can wake up tomorrow, go earn a living, and pay my taxes so we can build more bombs and bullets to use on Islamofascists and other enemies of the state. I just wish I could etch my name in a couple of the rounds.
Archives for September 2002
Is John Madden George Bush’s
Is John Madden George Bush’s Speech-writer?
At the end of tonight’s MNF game, John Madden stated:
“When you win, you know, everyone is around, and when you lose, you can’t find anyone.”
Using my Bush to English dictionary, that would be this quote:
“Victory has a thousand fathers but defeat is an orphan.”- John F. Kennedy
Is Scrappleface the funniest man
Is Scrappleface the funniest man in the Blogosphere?
NY Times Publisher Buys NFL Jets, Changes Strategy
(2002-09-22) — New York Times publisher Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, Jr., today announced he has purchased the New York Jets NFL franchise, and will immediately make strategic changes consistent with the Times editorial board’s beliefs.
“Many NFL teams act as if they’re better than others and they must always win,” Mr. Sulzberger said. “But we realize that we’re just like everyone else. We want to have peace. We have no right to impose our will upon the competition. If you do that, someone is always the loser.”
Consequently, he said, the Jet’s offensive strategy will be to negotiate a reduction in touchdown attempts by both teams. In addition, strength-training coaches have been fired, and the weight room locked because “big, muscular fellows are intimidating to other players.”
Sulzberger said he will hire a coach who realizes there’s no need to take the ball away from the other team until the moment they actually try to put it in your end zone.
“Just because they’re driving down the field, doesn’t mean they have the desire or capability to score against you,” the new Jets owner said. “Why act as if every little offensive play is such a big threat?”
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Condi Rice for Veep? Attn:
Condi Rice for Veep?
Chris Matthews tonight stated he thinks Condi Rice might be the Republican Veep candidate in 2004.
I will post the transcript later if I can find it.
Al Gore gave a speech
Al Gore gave a speech today and hjiwalop45 -2]9dfmlsa;vf,a.cx.,ja
Sorry. I dozed off at the thought of Al Gore speaking. Who gives a shit what he said? I will tell you what he said:
“I am running in 2004 and every one of Bush’s policies is wrong.”
Now shut up, you pompous blowhard, and go back to your home in Tennessee.
Why I Read Blogs, Part
Why I Read Blogs, Part 9,000,726
Because the members of ‘mainstream media’ are blithering idiots (no offense to William Sulik). I get home from work, turn the television on, and it is on MSNBC. I pay attention for thirty seconds, and my blood begins to boil.
The debate du jour is between anti-spanking and pro-spanking advocates, and the debate has been sparked by the Madelyne Toogood case.
Earth to the media and to anti-spanking advocates. Madelyne Toogood was not spanking her child, she was assaulting her. She was beating her. It was BATTERY. For anti-spanking advocates to even draw parallels to this is obscene. This dumber than the morons at handgun Control, Inc. using the war on terror to push for more gun legislation.
And as for the media. Oh, who cares. The fact that they even thought to invite these guests in relation to the Toogood beating shows you how stupid they are. Grrr.
A Big HELLO! to everyone
A Big HELLO!
to everyone out there doing google searches for ‘indian actresses going nude.’
I am no longer scared by my referrer statistics.