This is off-color, but the funniest thing my strange ranger best friend has ever said. He was a member of the wedding party for the wedding I went to on Saturday, and he proceeded to drink (by all accounts) all the champagne in the limo and then every glass at his table. After getting sufficiently plowed, he went outside for a smoke. We were all standing there, a group of people our age, and off tot he left of us were several members of both families of the bride and groom. My friend, in a drunken stupor, then asks loudly for all to hear,
“Who likes blow jobs and speaks some French?”
We all look at him, stunned and frightened at what he might say next, and mortified that he has already said what he has.
He then belts out “Moi!”
I almost choked to death on a vodka tonic.