The World Wildlife Fund used to be one of the more sensible environmental advocacy groups, with a guiding philosophy of “Please don’t hurt the cute little panda babies.” Now they’ve turned lunatic. Let’s see how they compare with that other crazy WWF, the World Wrestling Federation:
World Wrestling Federation: Appeal based on comically threatening entities named the Undertaker, the Rock, Latino Heat.
World Wildlife Fund: Appeal based on comically threatening entities named the Greenhouse Effect, Global Warming, Overpopulation, Kyoto Protocol.
World Wrestling Federation: Supporters mainly young, under-educated and gullible.
World Wildlife Fund: Supporters mainly young, over-educated and gullible.