I am feeling better about

I am feeling better about my Windows XP problems at the office. Well, actually, I am just feeling better about myself. My friend (who, for his sake, we will not name) just called and asked me a series of really stupid questions. The conversation went something like this:

Friend: “Hey, Cole, Help me out because I am illiterate.”

Me (realizing he didn’t mean illiterate, but rather, stupid): “O.K.”

Friend: “How do I pull something up on the computer?”

Me (thinking he is looking for porn): “What on earth are you talking about?”

Friend: “I just stuck a blue disk with a resume in XxxxxX’s (my illiterate friend’s roommate) white computer.”

I then gave him directions to find the resume. This guy is a real good friend, but it is now confirmed that his computer skills negin and end at the microwave. Fortunately he is not applying to any hi-tech firms.