The Worst Spam Letter Ever
Hi, I have seen your ad and visited your website. I love the way your website looks with such elegant presentation. Did you build it yourself? Or pay someone to build your beautiful website. I’m also a netpreneur and i love to develop good business relations. I’m taking a minute to write to you because I love to help when I can. This internet is such a jungle, sometimes a good tip can help. I don’t if you are like me but i believe the ball always comes back one day or another. Seeing your ad reminded me how i used to throw away money time after time on advertising with very little results. It was like i was in the dark ages. I found the light one day by accident. What a great event as it made me clearly see how to get people coming to my website. Wow!, my mind was shocked by amazement how simple it is and how it saves me precious time so i can enjoy the money that i make instead of being a slave to regular society rules. I quit my job as a massage therapist to become a future webmaster. I felt like that until the day i discovered a good resource. It explained to me how to get my traffic for free. Not the regular method we see everywhere. Tactics that worked for me. It made all the difference for my website. Since then, i’m experiencing great results without spending a dime in advertisement. If you would be interested to know where i got the information, simply reply to this email with Send Info in the subject line and i will send you a link. Respectfully yours, Donny Depew
The elegant presentation of my website? What- the ugly coloring, the messed up fonts, or the spelling errors? I was laughing hysterically by the end of the letter.