Archive for the ‘The Wingularity’ Category
K-Thug the Lesser
Wingnuts quickly settled on a meme in the wake of the Komen Kinda Kave: The Pink Peeps fell prey to leftist gangsterism! According to the squealing pusscakes on the right, an innocent, nonpartisan charity was mau-maued by hairy-legged, Birkenstock-shod lesbian bullies who demand government funds to forcibly dismember precious snowflake babies, probably for some satanic [...]
February 4, 2012
· 
Betty Cracker · 
78 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Politics, Republican Stupidity, The Wingularity, Vagina Outrage, Vote Like Your Country Depends On It
But Hey! Somewhere, Some DFH Blogger Used a Naughty Word
Via an emailer I learned of this story [Warning: really upsetting pet picture at the link. Here’s the unillustrated Politico (sic!) piece on the same subject.] Here’s what happened: Jake Burris, campaign manager for Ken Aden, who is a Democrat running for Congress from Arkansas 3rd district, came home last night with his four kids. [...]
January 23, 2012
· Tom Levenson · 136 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, The Wingularity, Vote Like Your Country Depends On It
Touching the Elephant known as Newt
Remember that old story of blind men touching and describing an elephant? Well, that is the phase of the Republican primary we are in when it comes to Newt Gingrich. Folks are touching this or that aspect of his record and statements and using the narrowness of the exploration to describe Newt. Each of these [...]
January 22, 2012
· Dennis G. · 39 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Election 2012, The Wingularity, We Are All Mayans Now, Wingnut Event Horizon
In The Wake Of Change
I talked about Raleigh NC and Wake County back in January after the school board there introduced a plan to end busing and desegregation. Wake County, home of the capital of the state I grew up in (a Southern state no less) is telling children and parents that diversity is no longer a proper or [...]
October 12, 2011
· Zandar · 52 Comments
Posted in: Republican Venality, The Wingularity, Vote Like Your Country Depends On It
God, guns, and Galt
I’ve been watching Rick Perry on YouTube this afternoon, and I’m getting a real Dead Zone vibe, like he could be the guy who finally puts an end to everything once and for all. On a more rational level, he indeed seems like a bad caricature of George W. Bush (as others have suggested), and [...]
August 14, 2011
· DougJarvus Green-Ellis · 97 Comments
Posted in: Going Galt, Perry-tinnitus, The Wingularity, We Are All Mayans Now
Et tu, Grover?
Even the architect of the GOP’s absolute no-tax-revenues-ever, drown-the-government-in-a-bathtub cultist doctrine has started to sweat. That makes me a little more nervous than I was an hour ago. ***Update*** Norquist denies it. That makes me feel a little better. Or worse.
July 21, 2011
· Tim F. · 103 Comments
Posted in: Starve the Beast, Teabagger Stupidity, The Wingularity
Shorter Bachmann: “Sure slavery sucked, but at least black kids had two parents back then.”
Whtpplbtrppn Michele Bachmann signed a conservative pledge called “The Marriage Vow – A Declaration of Dependence upon Marriage and Family.” That pledge contained the following dumbass-edness: Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in [...]
July 8, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 129 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, I Can't Believe We're Losing to These People, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own, KMBA, Republican Stupidity, Serenity Now!, Seriously, The Wingularity
Real Republicans don’t compromise
Nate Silver comes up with the mathematical explanation on why the GOP lost their collective minds. Here’s what the chart will show: The Republican Party is dependent, to an extent unprecedented in recent political history, on a single ideological group. That group, of course, is conservatives. It isn’t a bad thing to be in favor [...]
July 7, 2011
· Libby Spencer · 132 Comments
Posted in: The Wingularity
It appears that we are all hosed
Klein. The best advice I’ve gotten for assessing the debt-ceiling negotiations was to “watch for the day when the White House goes public.” As long as the Obama administration was refusing to attack Republicans publicly, my source said, they believed they could cut a deal. And that held true. They were quiet when the negotiations [...]
June 29, 2011
· Tim F. · 111 Comments
Posted in: Sociopaths, The Wingularity, We Are All Mayans Now
Pentagon wants to open a Stupidity Division, they know who they can get to lead it.
Life is so unfair. I write a compelling first-person report about my experience with Barack Obama and his lizardly plans to take over the world, and people think I’m joking. Janet Porter gets huffed up on spray paint one weekend back in early 2009 and claims that Obama is a communist plant plucked directly from [...]
May 17, 2011
· Sarah Proud and Tall · 58 Comments
Posted in: The Wingularity, This is not where you come to do your madness!
Commence the making of popcorn… now
Erickson & Trump. One on One. By RedState on May 11, 2011 Yes, it is true. On Tuesday, I will be going one on one with Donald Trump in his office in New York. He has agreed to sit down and have an unfiltered conversation with no topic off limits. Thus I will ask him [...]
May 13, 2011
· Sarah Proud and Tall · 27 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Clown Shoes, Fucked-up-edness, Fucksaw, Good News For Conservatives, I Can't Believe We're Losing to These People, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To, I Smell a Pulitzer!, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue, Open Thread, Our Failed Media Experiment, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Schadenfreude, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot, Sweet Fancy Moses!, The Money Party, The Wingularity, This is not where you come to do your madness!, Torture, Wingnut Christmas, Wingnut Event Horizon, WTF?
Why Obama Waited
The answer to the many questions surrounding why Obama waited so long to release his birth certificate is simple. In 2008, Obama met with Donald Trump in a secret closed-doors beer summit. There, they hatched a scheme. Knowing that there is a large segment of the American people that is still deeply racist, and that [...]
April 27, 2011
· E.D. Kain · 218 Comments
Tags: birth certificate, birthers, Donald Trump, obama · Posted in: The Wingularity
They’re Not Even That Consistent
I like the general theme of Sullivan’s bit about the meaninglessness of labels with respect to modern Republicans. However, this is simply wrong. Income tax rates are now lower than they were under Ronald Reagan and far lower than they were under Eisenhower. And yet it has become a Norquistian non-negotiable that no taxes can [...]
March 29, 2011
· Tim F. · 86 Comments
Posted in: Tax Policy, The Party of Fiscal Responsibility, The Wingularity, We Are All Mayans Now
The Murder of Brisenia Flores
Will Bunch has a truly heartbreaking, infuriating post up on the murder of nine-year-old Brisenia Flores and her father in Arizona in 2009. Brisenia’s mother survived by playing dead. The killers were newly minted Tea Partiers and fledgling Minutemen, and I think it’s safe to say they were influenced by at least one Tea Party [...]
January 27, 2011
· E.D. Kain · 117 Comments
Tags: anti-immigrant bigotry, Brisenia Flores, Shawna Forde, Tea Parties · Posted in: The Wingularity
Tyrone Shoelaces v. the Baby Jeebus
Clowns: You would think that by now, what with the “Happy Holidays” promos and its own “Holiday Party,” Fox would just forget the whole “War on Christmas” war. For years now, Fox has heavily promoted this idea that “secular progressives” are engaged in a so-called “war” on Christmas, declaring over and over that the holiday [...]
December 23, 2010
· John Cole · 199 Comments
Posted in: Clown Shoes, The Wingularity
