Archive for the ‘Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin’ Category
Bailin’ Palin (or Why Sarah Palin’s bus tour was cancelled)
Those of you who have been reading my little posts for a while will know that I do everything I can to avoid coming into direct contact with Sarah Palin ever since I was a judge on the Miss Alaska pageant all those years ago. After that experience, and our little plane trip together, I [...]
June 30, 2011
· 
Sarah Proud and Tall · 
43 Comments
Posted in: #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, Green Balloons, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin, Midnight Confessions
Sarah Gives Us a History Lesson on Paul Revere
The Beastie Boys did a better job… Sarah Palin was in Boston today, and she said Some More Unintelligible Things, Mowgli-style: The deadpan look on the the reporter’s face is priceless! It looks like she’s mind-yelling: “ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!” à la Sam Jackson:
June 3, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 76 Comments
Posted in: Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue, She Has The Electrolytes We Need, Starbursts, Teabagger Stupidity
2 Black 2 B Prez: Palin Hears, Retransmits Dog Whistle
Sometimes, the quote simply speaks for itself: “Well, talk about racism, that was a racist tinged question from David Gregory,” she said. “He made it sound like if you’re black, you are on food stamps and the President is referring to you as being on food stamps. I think that’s racist.” [Sarah Palin speaking to [...]
May 19, 2011
· Tom Levenson · 98 Comments
Posted in: Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Flash Mob of Hate, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin
Incredibly, This Really Happened
Just a quick review of what Republicans ran on in 2010: In Florida, the conservative 60-Plus Association took aim at Democratic members of Congress Allen Boyd, Alan Grayson and Suzanne Kosmas. The ad said the new health care law “will cut $500 billion from Medicare. That will hurt the quality of our care.” In Pennsylvania, [...]
April 4, 2011
· Kay · 116 Comments
Posted in: Election 2010, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin
Stand Up America: Palinites to Drive Their Cars and Then Pull Over and Sit There for an Hour
FREEEDUM! In a stunning display of Teabilly slacktivism, Palinites are planning to block traffic for an hour in order to – to – well what the fuck do I know what they’re doing it for:1 Sarah Palin called the Obama Administration’s actions as [sic] the “Road to Ruin”! [Uh, no. The Road to Ruin broke [...]
February 28, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 107 Comments
Posted in: Crock Pot Craziness, General Stupidity, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin, Seriously, She Has The Electrolytes We Need, Teabagger Stupidity, Wingnut Event Horizon, WTF?
Sarah Palin for President 2014 (ssssshhhhhhh!)
“I can see Russia from my vagina.” Best thing Gina Gershon has done since the glorious trainwreck that is Showgirls: Sarah Palin Media Addict from Gina Gershon
February 9, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 41 Comments
Posted in: Humor, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin’s Verbal Obama/Egypt-Related Diarrhea: It’s Worse Than We Thought
She’s STILL talking! A couple days ago I tried to make sense of Sarah Palin’s verbally craptastic criticism of Obama’s handling of the situation in Egypt. Well today, the Internet Lords have blessed us with more bullshit from Our Lady of Lock and Load, and it’s even more funny, gastrically distressing, mind-numbing blisteringly stupid than [...]
February 7, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 55 Comments
Posted in: Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin, She Has The Electrolytes We Need
Some Words About Egypt and Obama Shot Out of Sarah Palin’s Face
She’s talking again. Sarah Palin has blissfully been silent about Egypt. Until now. In an interview with some dude at the Christian Broadcasting Network, Palin criticized Obama for his handling of Egypt:1 “It’s a difficult situation,” Ms. Palin told the Christian Broadcasting Network. “This is that 3 a.m. White House phone call, and it seems [...]
February 6, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 159 Comments
Posted in: Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin, She Has The Electrolytes We Need
We as a country need gun control; we also need Sarah Palin to STFU.
Plain and simple: Gun Control and Shut Up, Sarah1 Remember that dude who shot his TV because, among other reasons, he doesn’t like Palin, Bristol? (I wrote about him here.) Well, Palin, Sarah mentioned that dude in passing in remarks before Safari Club International in Reno, NV this weekend. Sarah blathered on to the Safari [...]
January 31, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 49 Comments
Posted in: Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin
Conservatives Win Again
Thanks to commenter SpotWeld for this: In the spring of 2009, a Republican strategist settled on a brilliant and powerful attack line for President Barack Obama’s ambitious plan to overhaul America’s health insurance system. Frank Luntz, a consultant famous for his phraseology, urged GOP leaders to call it a “government takeover.Takeovers are like coups,” Luntz [...]
January 19, 2011
· Kay · 87 Comments
Posted in: An Unexamined Scandal, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, DC Press Corpse, Decline and Fall, Domestic Affairs, Flash Mob of Hate, I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin
Weimar Politics in AZ
What do we know about assassination as a political tool? It works. Not always, but enough. It can be effective even if the assassin is truly a lone gunman, truly crazy, utterly denuded of membership cards or explicit links to more formal political groups. It achieved the desired goal for the Confederate Party when Booth [...]
January 9, 2011
· Tom Levenson · 49 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin, Republican Stupidity
Why not just apologize
Camp Palin is trying to push pack on criticism of her map targeting Democrats with cross hair gun sites. Now her spokesgroupie is claiming that they were just harmless ‘Surveyor’s symbols’. Of course one has to wonder why Palin herself celebrated them as her ‘bullseye’ icons in the wake of the November elections: Giffords was [...]
January 9, 2011
· Dennis G. · 199 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin
I can not begin to describe the crazy
I know that we’re having a bit of a meta night and all, but I just finished reading Robert Draper’s profile of Sarah Palin for this Sunday’s NYT Magazine. I was amazed by it on a number of levels. One, I thought Draper was writing the kind of soft introductory NYTs profile that seemed designed [...]
November 20, 2010
· Dennis G. · 126 Comments
Posted in: Good News For Conservatives, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin, Teabagger Stupidity
Paradox and Pandering
Jumping off mistermix’s post, Republicans are going to have some problems cutting Medicaid for the same reason they can’t cut Medicare. They ran and won on protecting and expanding benefits to senior citizens, and Medicaid is the other program that hugely benefits senior citizens. They didn’t run on small government and conservatism. They ran on [...]
November 11, 2010
· Kay · 37 Comments
Posted in: Daydream Believers, Domestic Affairs, Election 2010, Election 2012, Fuck The Poor, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin
How We Love A Man In A Uniform….
Lost in the general haze of stupid/evil that hangs over Sarah Palin was a grace note in her recent speech supporting indictment-in-waiting Joe Miller, her cherished anti-Murkowski senatorial candidate. In a sparsely attended rally for the fading Teabagger senatorial candidate, Palin recalled Miller’s military background, and asked “are we even fit to tie his combat [...]
October 31, 2010
· Tom Levenson · 126 Comments
Posted in: Did You Know John McCain Was A POW?, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin
