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Gingrich Supporter Rick Tyler: Democrats Abort Black Babies [updated]

Madness. Gingrich campaign strategist Rick Tyler opened his mouth last night and a whole lotta stupid fell out. The below clip demonstrates that Republicans really do live in an alternate reality where up is down, the sky is green, and asking a question about racism ipso facto makes you racist. It’s surreal: Visit msnbc.com for [...]

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February 1, 2012 · ABL 2.0 · 101 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, KMBA, Vagina Outrage

“If I Were a Poor Black Kid…”

Dude naw. Look, if you’re a middle-aged white guy writing for Forbes Magazine, and you find yourself writing an article entitled “If I Were a Poor Black Kid,” just stop. Seriously. Stop: President Obama gave an excellent speech last week in Kansas about inequality in America. “This is the defining issue of our time.” He [...]

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December 13, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 179 Comments
Posted in: Education, KMBA, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person

House Republicans Feign Concern About Race- and Sex-Based Abortion

Hey GOP? There are no jobs in my uterus—I promise. Last March I wrote about a bill Jan Brewer signed into law in Arizona—House Bill 2443, which makes it a felony for a doctor to perform an abortion based on the sex or race of the fetus. Apparently, Trent Franks (R-Ladyhater) decided that women and [...]

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December 5, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 41 Comments
Posted in: KMBA, Vagina Outrage

National Review Online: Cain is an ‘Authentic’ Black, Obama is a ‘Metrosexual’ Fake

Honestly? With this crap again? National Review Online published an impossibly stupid article on the travails of one Herman Cain and the sexual assault and harassment allegations that are stacking up against him. It’s a rambly tl;dr piece that says nothing and makes no recognizable effort to try. It’s the literary equivalent of the tiny [...]

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November 11, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 204 Comments
Posted in: I Cain't Fight This Feelin' Anymore, KMBA, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person

Ann Coulter on Cain: “Our Blacks Are Better Than Their Blacks” [updated w/ video]

Annie, are you okay? Ann Coulter is leading the charge in defending Herman Cain from the librul sexual harassment allegations smear job, and hoo boy!  She’s really digging in. Yesterday morning she popped over to Fox News to call the Cain Situation “another high-tech lynching.” (I thought Cain would be the one to make that [...]

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November 1, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 82 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To, KMBA

Virginia GOP Halloween-themed email featuring zombie Obama with a bullet in his head? [updated]

Not cool, dudes. Surprise! Some Republicans somewhere did something really stupid: Virginia Republicans were in apology mode Monday over a Halloween-themed email that depicted a zombie-like President Obama with what appeared to be a gunshot wound to the head.

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October 31, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 69 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, KMBA

Rick Perry Doesn’t Care About The Poors™ or The Blacks™

Rick Perry is talking again. And he’s saying stupid shit… again. From Kevin Drum: From Rick Perry, after John Harwood of the New York Times notes that his tax plan will mean huge tax cuts for the rich in an era of already skyrocketing income inequality: But I don’t care about that. I suppose there’s [...]

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October 25, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 35 Comments
Posted in: KMBA, Rick Perry Presents "Rick Perry", Serenity Now!

Lawrence O’Donnell and The Last Word vs. Herman Cain — PWNT.

Lawrence made Herman Cain look like the jackass that he is.  If you missed The Last Word last night, you really must watch Lawrence O’Donnell’s take-down of Herman Cain (after the jump). It was a thing of beauty. At the outset, I agree with Nicholas Wilbur:   This man doesn’t stand a chance at being [...]

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October 7, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 117 Comments
Posted in: KMBA

Lindsey Graham (R-Smelling Salts): It’s hard out there for a white southerner

::cue tiny violins:: The story that Alex Haley wouldn’t want you to know about: GOP presidential candidate Gov. Rick Perry (TX) has faced severe backlash this week as the result of stories that he had opposed a campaign to remove the Confederate battle flag from statehouses across the South and that he had hosted family [...]

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October 7, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 53 Comments
Posted in: KMBA

Gene Lyons of Salon.com cavalierly dismisses racism and calls Melissa Harris-Perry a fool [Updated!]

Re-heally. Yesterday, founder of Salon.com, David Talbot announced that, after six years, he would be returning as CEO of the online magazine: “In these increasingly hard times, Salon is dedicating itself to an American revival. Our editorial mission will become more explicitly and aggressively populist. We will be publishing more investigative pieces, exposing the shadow [...]

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September 29, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 308 Comments
Posted in: KMBA

My Post at The Grio: “Walsh uses race to distract GOP base from wealth gap”

I have a new post up at The Grio: In an interview with Brent Bozell of the conservative Media Research Center this week, Congressman Joe Walsh (Republican of Illinois) invoked President Obama’s race in an attempt to explain what he views as the media’s refusal to expose the “dishonesty” in President Obama’s deficit reduction plan; the [...]

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September 24, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 43 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, KMBA

What Michael Moore said in response and what he should have said in response.

Digging deeper.  Michael Moore posted a blurb on his blog which I can only assume is meant to explain his/Bill Maher’s comment that he voted for the black guy and got the white guy, but which fails miserably on that count: I was asked about Obama and how I felt about the job he’s doing. [...]

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September 16, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 221 Comments
Posted in: KMBA

Derp and Fail. [Updated!]

So let me get this straight: A blogger who regularly traffics in perceived racial slights and calls herself Angry Black Lady is shocked, SHOCKED that she elicits racially-tinged and/or racist comments. And she wants everybody to knock it off. Except for her. This is a big reason why I always skip over any post with her name [...]

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September 15, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 369 Comments
Posted in: KMBA, Uncategorized

Michael Moore quotes Bill Maher on President Obama: “I voted for the black guy and what we got was the white guy.” [Updated!]

Enough with the racist bullshit coming from the left.  ENOUGH. Here comes Michael Moore with his “I’m so disappointed coulda-shoulda-woulda armchair quarterbacking” bullshit, with a skosh of racism: So, the black part of Obama is the gangster part, and there’s some internal struggle going on and the white side is winning? I’m sick of this [...]

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September 14, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 468 Comments
Posted in: KMBA

ZOMG! ScheduleGate!! President Obama is a Cave-Dwelling Cave Meister!

This is Obama’s Katrina.  For those of you who aren’t aware, Obama caved BIG-TIME yesterday… or something. See, he wanted to address Congress about his jobs plan on September 7, which is Congress’s first day back from summer recess. (You remember jobs, right?  Most of you probably don’t have one because Congress refuses to do [...]

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September 1, 2011 · ABL 2.0 · 277 Comments
Posted in: An Unexamined Scandal, Balloon Jobs, Because of wow., Clown Shoes, Crock Pot Craziness, General Stupidity, I Hate All of You, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To, I wish a motherfucker would!, KMBA, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue, Manic Progressive, OBAMA IS WORSE THAN BUSH HE SOLD US OUT!!, Our Failed Media Experiment, Our Failed Political Establishment, Republican Stupidity, Serenity Now!, Seriously, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot, The Brown Enemy Within, The Failed Obama Administration (Only Took Two Weeks), WTF?


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