Archive for the ‘I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign’ Category

Well, come on, come on down, sweet Virginia

In the latest sign that his campaign organization hasn’t kept pace with his recent rise in the polls, GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich failed to qualify for the primary ballot in his home state of Virginia, the state Republican Party announced early Saturday. ... After state GOP officials verified the signatures submitted by the campaigns, [...]

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December 24, 2011 · Sarah Proud and Tall · 105 Comments
Posted in: Good News For Conservatives, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign

PUMAs return as “a project of the 99%”

Today, Democrats from across America have been getting robocalls from Zombie-PUMAs. I got one of them this afternoon in Baltimore. Sam Stein and others have posted the audio, which has your typical free-from-the-constraints-of-reality PUMA rant: America would be better off today if Hillary Clinton was our president. The Wall Street robber barons would be jailed, [...]

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December 19, 2011 · Dennis G. · 68 Comments
Posted in: Election 2008, Election 2012, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign, Nobody could have predicted, PUMA = Propping Up McCain's Ass

Hide Your Junk ‘n Stuff from the TSA With New and Improved Fig Leaf Unnerwears

This gives me teh laughter and teh sads, simultaneously. So you know how you’re going home for Thanksgiving and you’re so excited to eat Turkey until you hurl, and then go back and eat some more? But there’s a lingering sense of anxiety, yeah? You’re wondering whether the TSA agent assigned to feel you up [...]

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November 21, 2010 · ABL 2.0 · 199 Comments
Posted in: General Stupidity, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign, Vagina Outrage

Flashback to the Future

This has so much win in it that I can barely contain my glee.

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October 28, 2010 · John Cole · 188 Comments
Posted in: Bring on the Brawndo!, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign, PUMA = Propping Up McCain's Ass

His Fantasy Is His Reality

TNC does a great job eviscerating more nonsense from someone I think is a good pick for the worst person in the world on any given day, Lanny Davis: Lanny Davis has distinguished himself, over the past two years, by reaching across the partisan divide. Davis’s commitment to common ground is absolute and unquestioned—even when [...]

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May 29, 2010 · John Cole · 63 Comments
Posted in: Democratic Stupidity, Domestic Affairs, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign

And The Convention Is Off With a Bang

And when I say it is off with a bang, I hope Howard Dean was offstage shooting whoever planned the first ten minutes. First, an “inter-faith” prayer to start the ceremony, which went something like this: “We thank you heavenly father for bringing together this diverse group of diverse delegates together to do our sacred [...]

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August 25, 2008 · John Cole · 36 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Democratic Stupidity, Did You Know John McCain Was A POW?, Election 2008, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign, Mainstream Media's McCain Mancrush, Media

And the Clinton Psychodrama Continues

It will never end: Some senior Obama supporters are irritated at how they perceive the Clintons fanned — or at a minimum failed to douse — stories that she was not even vetted as a possible vice presidential nominee. This is because she told Obama she preferred not to go through the rigorous process of [...]

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August 25, 2008 · John Cole · 89 Comments
Posted in: Did You Know John McCain Was A POW?, Election 2008, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign

The Clinton Psychodrama

I swore I would avoid the Josh Green piece on the Clinton campaign, but I am apparently as weak as many of you suspect, and lo and behold, it was every bit as much a disaster as expected. Reading this, it almost appears sympathetic to Hillary in the respect that she really was led astray [...]

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August 12, 2008 · John Cole · 42 Comments
Posted in: I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign

Just Not Seeing It

Watching Hardball and the Situation Room a little bit ago, and the first 20 minutes at the five o’clock hour was non-stop babble about the Clinton/Obama rift that is apparently flaring up. They had some video of Hillary speaking to supporters, and tried to gin up some sort of controversy. Let’s be clear about something [...]

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August 7, 2008 · John Cole · 36 Comments
Posted in: Election 2008, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign

Please Just Shut Up and Go Away

If there is anyone who, regardless of the outcome of this election, has made sure that he will never work again in Democratic politics at any meaningful level, it is this jackass: ABC News’ Jennifer Parker reports: A longtime friend of Sen. Hillary Clinton said it’s “incomprehensible” that Sen. Barack Obama would choose another woman [...]

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July 31, 2008 · John Cole · 44 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Democratic Stupidity, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign

A Sad Spectacle

Lt. Hiroo Onoda, who finally quit 29 years after Japan’s formal WWII surrender Some people are still stuck in the denial stage: Big news folks – it looks like our efforts in contacting those Superdelegates are starting to pay off, so keep on writing to them (ok, maybe Donna B’s a waste of time). There [...]

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July 16, 2008 · John Cole · 37 Comments
Posted in: Election 2008, General Stupidity, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign

Apparently They Do Keep Lists

Remember that story last week stating that the Clinton clan kept an enemies list? It was true, as the hiring of former Clinton campaign staffer by Obama is apparently a “slap-in-the-face” to Hillary (via Kevin Drum): “It’s a slap in the face,” Susie Tompkins Buell, a prominent Clinton backer, said in an interview. “Why would [...]

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June 16, 2008 · John Cole · 140 Comments
Posted in: Election 2008, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign

I Almost Feel Bad

For Charlie Rangel: In an interview with ABC News, Rep. Charles Rangel said he thinks it is time for Clinton to publicly clarify what she is doing and allow her supporters to switch their allegiance to Barack Obama. “Unless she has some good reasons—which I can’t think of—I really think we ought to get on [...]

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June 4, 2008 · John Cole · 74 Comments
Posted in: Election 2008, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign

Tone Deaf Until The End

TPM has excerpts of this Robert Johnson interview in which he states that as long as a month ago she authorized him to lead her quest to become Vice-President: Johnson said he began discussing the vice presidency with Clinton last month and that they talked about it at a dinner in Puerto Rico last Saturday [...]

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June 4, 2008 · John Cole · 61 Comments
Posted in: Election 2008, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign

Delusional And Codependent

According to MSNBC, President Bush has officially congratulated Barack Obama, while Senator Clinton is still holed up in her bunker in NY issuing her list of demands. I watched Clinton’s speech again this morning, and really, delusional and surreal are the only way I can describe it. In fact, since I really can no longer [...]

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June 4, 2008 · John Cole · 73 Comments
Posted in: Democratic Stupidity, Election 2008, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Clinton Campaign


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