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Sad about girls

By February 22nd, 2012

I’m watching CNN and David Gergen thinks all the birth control stuff will turn women off. Even the liberal Ari Fleischer (is he using botox, btw) said that if the reproductive rights debate shifts to birth control, which he thinks it might, that hurts Republicans. And Chuck Todd says:

I continue to believe this generic GOP downturn in the polls is related to the uptick in conversation about birth control

I’m surprised that even the Village is coming around to thinking this one might not be Good News For Republicans.

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Ashes to ashes

By February 22nd, 2012

This sucks so far, they all should have come out firing the crazy. No one cares about earmarks and line item vetoes. And here’s a big miscalculation on Santorum’s and Newt’s part:

Neither of the Catholics has ash on their forehead.

How could they have overlooked this? Come out with ash on your forehead and you’ve effectively out-Tebowed the other crazy fuckers. It’s a no-brainer!

Update. Win from commenter Diana:

discussion over contraceptives is priceless. Ron Paul hits hits it out of the park: good analogy is guns. Guns don’t kill people, other people do using guns. Now if we didn’t have an immoral society, we wouldn’t need the pill. ...

In other words, birth control pills don’t prevent conception, sluts keeping their legs shut do! If we weren’t a nation of sluts, we wouldn’t need the pill!

awesome


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Gas, Past Tense, Made Facially

By February 21st, 2012

What the price of gas has done over the last 12 months (top green line there):

Source: AAA

What FOX News makes out of the green line:

Fox News

“Man, Mr. Murdoch’s third period math class is effin’ hard.  But just leave out the uninteresting data points AND BLAME PRESIDENT MELANIN MCDARKGUY LOL HOMEWORK’S DONE.  I bet I get a B plus for this one.”

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Not too messianic or a trifle too satanic

By February 21st, 2012

The new Washington Monthly guy notes that the wingerati is attacking Rick Santorum as too far right. Good luck making that charge work in a Republican primary:

It’s been an implicit part of the rules of engagement in the GOP presidential race that no candidate can be criticized for being too conservative, particularly by Mitt Romney. Thus Rick Perry drew fire not for flirting with secession and nullification theories, or for complaining about “lucky ducky” poor folks who didn’t pay taxes—but for expressing sympathy for the children of undocumented workers. Similarly, Newt Gingrich never got attacked for his anti-Muslim demagoguery or his regular descriptions of the president as a “secular-socialist”—but for once professing belief in the climate change “hoax” and criticizing Ronald Reagan.

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As I write this, the top of the Drudge Report has one of those screaming headline “stories” about Santorum’s “Satan Warning”—along with excerpts from the 2008 Ave Maria speech that us liberals have been discussing for the last several days. Drudge very specifically includes a quote from Santorum’s disparagement of mainline Protestants as having left “the world of Christianity.”

Meanwhile, WaPo blogger Rubin has a long, inflammatory post calling Santorum a “reactionary”—not a term you hear often in the Right Blogosphere these days—for talking about theology and contraception and in general “seeking to obliterate the national consensus on a range of issues beyond gay marriage and abortion.”

My feeling is you can’t be too young, too thin, or too right-wing in a Republican primary. Santo ought to amp it up, if anything

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Thank you for your sweet and bitter fruit

By February 20th, 2012

GOP will eat itself:

The conservative super PAC Club for Growth Action raked in $1.5 million in January, fueling its efforts to hammer GOP candidates the group views as too moderate.

The bulk of the group’s January cash haul came from a $1 million check from Virginia James, a self-employed investor in Lambertville, N.J., according to documents filed Monday with the Federal Election Commission.


A modest proposal: while SuperPACs (other than Adelson and Bananas Foster) have largely supported the “sane” candidate in the presidential primary, they may be more inclined to support the openly crazy ones in Republican Congressional primaries. At the very least, they’re a wildcard that could help destroy otherwise safe Republican incumbents.

Part of me does feel bad for rooting for more Christine O’Donnells, because I know plenty of reasonable local Republicans, but mostly I want to see the national Republican party descend so deeply into madness that even Villagers feel a little bad supporting it.

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We may not even have our dignity

By February 18th, 2012

I’ve been spending even more time than usual with tote-bag types and they’re uniformly disturbed by how gleeful I am about the possibility of Rick Santorum winning the Republican nomination. Shouldn’t I want a serious Republican candidate who doesn’t want to return western civilization to the Medieval ear, etc.?

I think they’re totally wrong, that the Republican party is a ridiculous-yet-frightening jokes and that a Santorum nomination would make this fact more obvious to everyone. Also too, I want to see Bobo and George Will talk about how thoughtful and Burkean Santorum is, but there’s no way I can explain this to tote-baggers (who uniformly worship Bobo).

Do you feel at all guilty rooting for Santorum? I sure don’t.

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Look back in anger

By February 16th, 2012

My opinion on the contraception coverage issue for churches is that it will have no political effect. I think it’s too complicated and most people just don’t care. It was a bad move for the Catholic church, but it probably won’t impact whether people vote Republican or Democrat this fall.

Democracy Corps thinks it has the potential to hurt Republicans and they make a good point that I hadn’t thought of:

More broadly, voters may wonder why the Republicans are consumed with pushing back health coverage for women rather than continuing to focus on the economy, spending and debt.

We may yet look back on this debate and wonder whether this was a Terry Schiavo moment.

The Obama position finds a two-thirds majority among suburban voters and a 61 percent majority among single women. These results loom large when voters prefer Democrats over Republicans by 52 to 26 percent on women’s issues, including a 36-point margin among senior women and a 47-point margin among unmarried women.


The reason Schiavo hurt Republicans was probably not so much because the public agreed with the husband (though they did), but because they wondered why the Republican Congress was hot-dogging the issue. The same could be true with the contraception coverage issue.

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It’s just emotion that’s taking me over

By February 10th, 2012

I am really digging the Santorum surge. What sucks about Romney is that he when he says something dumb, the wingers shake their heads and say “that was dumb”. When Santo says something dumb—like that women shouldn’t serve in combat because they’re too emotional—you get stuff like this:

It is not a gaffe at all. He says what he belivies, and anyone who has the guts to say the truth will agree that he has a point regarding women reacting emoitionally different than men. Mature women who are objective enough to see the upside and downsides of both genders will agree too. This “storm” is produced by pundits and journalist who live in a bubble or are just looking for news.

Maybe this is parody, but I can’t tell. And that’s the way I like it.

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Fool for a client

By February 5th, 2012

One step forward, two steps back (via):

Yesterday, ThinkProgress exclusively reported Ari Fleischer’s involvement — dating back at least to December — with the Komen Foundation, including issues related to Planned Parenthood. Tonight, the Washington Post reports that Komen is now publicly confirming that Fleischer, a prominent right-wing pundit and former press secretary for George W. Bush, will help “on crisis communications” related to Planned Parenthood. Komen stressed that Fleischer, who is a long-time critic of Planned Parenthood, “had nothing to do with the funding decision.”

This is so dumb, I don’t even know what to make of it. Fleischer was an incredibly divisive Press Secretary.

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Self-deportation

By February 4th, 2012

I loved John’s post last night:

I’ve been having a ball this week with the Komen shit-show. Not just because it was such a hideous blunder and there was so much hourly incompetence to chronicle, but because GOD DAMNED IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ON THE OFFENSIVE.

But the truth is, we’re not really on the offensive here, we’re just counterpunching against the worst excesses of the right. It’s a weird situation right now, where the demographic advantages for the Democratic party are piling up, while the Republicans maintain a huge advantage in terms of institutional and message control. Drudge/Fox can get half the world and 100% of establishment media talking about James O’Keefe’s latest exploit whenever it wants to. There’s no counterpart on the left. There’s a similar imbalance with think tanks, both because the right-wing think tanks are more numerous and better-funded, and because they operate as political propaganda outfits, not as Kevin Drum/Matt Yglesias-style thumb-suckers and contrarians. And I expect Republicans’ SuperPACs to match the Obama fundraising juggernaut dollar-for-dollar.

But none of this will change the fact that the Republican party’s policy and message are increasingly alienating to everyone who’s not a white, straight, Tebow-fearing, older man. If anything, the Republicans’ ability to drive their message is only speeding the process up. Steve M:

This right-wing wealth machine is formidable. We won’t really have a democracy as long as such a thing can have the undue influence it has on our politics. I’m not sure our side can beat it—the best we can hope is that it beats itself. And, given the uglier nature of the GOP primaries, which really should be effectively over by now but aren’t, maybe that’s precisely what’s happening.

It doesn’t feel so good to admit that there is no chance to advance progressive policy at the national level for the foreseeable future (though as someone who thinks ACA is the most important progressive legislation of my lifetime, I don’t feel that bad about this). It would be great if Democrats could throw our country a life-line, but probably the best we can do right now is throw the Republicans an anvil.

Update. Not meant to be a downner here, by all means, let’s keep counterpunching and throwing anvils.

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Another one bites the dust

By February 3rd, 2012

Check out the Yoplait Facebook page—it leads with some stuff about breast cancer in pink writing suggesting (obliquely) that they may drop Komen. The comments are unscrubbed and from what I can see they are about 50:1 anti-Komen.

I don’t see how Yoplait doesn’t drop Komen within a few weeks.

As I’ve said before, I love a good train wreck, and this is one for the ages.

Steve M thinks Komen can benefit by becoming the Fox News of charities, but I doubt it. Right now, they get a lot of money from corporate sponsors—many of whom will drop them—and (I’m guessing here but I’m almost sure this is true) from affluent women in Westchester County, etc. That money is gone and it’s not coming back. Plus, nobody, not even the biggest Tebow-freaks, likes a fuck-up. And that’s what the Komen brass is.

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I love a good train wreck

By February 2nd, 2012

The CEO of Komen on MSNBC earlier. What a fucking shit show. For 500K a year, they could find a lot better front person.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

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Let me be there in your morning

By February 1st, 2012

I’m actually on sabbatical at an undisclosed location this semester, with only a few formal duties, but the one thing I have to turn up to tomorrow coincides with this:

Word started leaking out in Las Vegas earlier that Donald Trump’s “major announcement” is to back Newt Gingrich, and sources are confirming it to POLITICO.

The announcement is expected to come at an 11:30 a.m. press conference tomorrow that The Donald is holding.


Public Republican crazy is only the thing that stands up between us and actual total rule by Republican crazy so….Bring. It. On.

Also too: is there a chance Newt will go birther on us?

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Reince, watch, repeat

By January 30th, 2012

What struck me about that clip from old man Schieffer that mistermix put up wasn’t so much how offensive Reince’s comparison was but how obscure it was. How many viewers could possibly have known who Captain Schettino is? I had no idea. I had heard of the crash, but not to the point where I knew the captain’s name. Maybe I’m wrong, maybe Italian ship disasters are exactly what Real Murkins like to talk about it around the Applebees salad bar, but I doubt it.

In 2008, I was similarly struck by how often John McCain would yell “field mice” or “bear DNA” at odd moments, and by how Mark Halperin and Chuck Todd thought this was a killer tactic, even though there’s no way most Americans had any idea what he was talking about. This set of Republican debates has been even worse, with the constant references to Saul Alinsky and silver dimes. What Atrios wrote a few years ago is more true than ever:

I’ve written before that I think part of the problem that conservatives/Republicans face is that their mythology has become a bit too complex for mere mortals (people who don’t listen to Limbaugh and read The Corner obsessively) to comprehend. They reference rogues’ gallery of enemies and various “bad things” that most people have never heard of. Simply trying to navigate through the various wingnutty minefields while throwing out the appropriate red meat has become difficult to do, and the result is incomprehensible to most of the country.

Here’s another example of what I’m talking about, in the context of the Christian right’s response to Gingrich’s anti-media debate tirade a few weeks ago:

The way Land sees it, Gingrich’s answer went beyond merely nodding toward the anti-media spirit among conservative Christian voters and reached forward instead to what they imagined would be an apocalyptic, nearly eschatological campaign between Obama and Gingrich. “They would love to see a false smarty pants decapitated by a real intellectual,” Land told me. “He would tear Obama’s head off.”

Evidence in support of Land’s analysis can be found in a webcast on the Internet site of Don Wildmon’s American Family Association. On the site, Matt Barber, an aggressive promoter of a socially conservative agenda, voiced unalloyed joy over a video celebrating the Gingrich-King confrontation like a nature show. Barber describes

footage of a lion chasing down a zebra. And then after the lion kills the zebra and looks up with his fur bloody, they switched back to a picture of Newt Gingrich with blood over his face. He had just made a meal out of John King.

To most viewers, I’m sure Gingrich came across as a guy who was angry that his philandering ways were being discussed on tv, but to some on the right, Gingrich came across as an intellectual lion-eating zebra zebra-eating lion. It’s no wonder these debates are killing Republicans’ favorability with independent voters.

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Let fury have the hour

By January 26th, 2012

I think Newt might have blown it by not going Howard Beale during the last debate. It’s possible that kind of thing wouldn’t have worked without the crazy audience response, anyway. But if you are wondering whether Gingrich will drown the stage with tears and cleave the general ear with horrid speech tonight, here’s a clue:

“There’s the Washington establishment sitting around in a frenzy, having coffee, lunch and cocktail hour talking about, ‘How do we stop Gingrich?’ ” he said, referring to a spate of prominent Republicans who painted him Thursday in as a philandering egomaniac comparable to Bill Clinton and not as close to Ronald Reagan as he would like to think.

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“This is the desperate last stand of the old order throwing the kitchen sink, hoping something sticks because if only they can drown us in enough mud, raised with money from companies and people who foreclosed on Floridians,” Gingrich said as he pounded on the podium. “Let’s be really clear, you’re watching ads paid for with the money taken from the people of Florida by companies like Goldman Sachs, recycled back into ads to try to stop you from having a choice in this election.”


Should be entertaining!

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