Archive for the ‘General Stupidity’ Category

Snake World

This is Daisy, who is, as you can see, blessed with great physical beauty. She’s even got matching beauty moles. She is somewhat vain in consequence. I tell both my dogs that they’re smart girls, good girls, beautiful girls. But with Daisy, it is definitely the latter that resonates. She takes in the sun like [...]

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February 12, 2012 · Betty Cracker · 46 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Dog Blogging, Domestic Affairs, Free Markets Solve Everything, Fuck The Middle-Class, Fuck The Poor, General Stupidity, Politics, Republican Stupidity

BoogerGate: Digging for the Truth

Thanks to alert Balloon Juice commenter WereBear, I learned that Rush Limbaugh was possibly caught on film picking his snoot in Patriot owner Robert Kraft’s booth during last night’s Super Bowl. There is much speculation about it on the Google: Did he or didn’t he shove his finger knuckle-deep into his nostril in full view [...]

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February 6, 2012 · Betty Cracker · 54 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Both Sides Do It!, General Stupidity, I wish a motherfucker would!

Useful Images

Angry DougJ is definitely onto something with this “useful idiots” idea: One of the great victories of conservatism was framing every debate as the real, Tebow-fearing Murkins versus the dirty hippies who spit on soldiers. Is there anyway the left could try to do the same with banskters and bankster fanboys? A few months ago, [...]

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January 26, 2012 · Betty Cracker · 109 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, General Stupidity, Media, Politics, Republican Stupidity

Let Me See What Spring is Like on Jupiter and Mars

He really is a piece of work: In a speech pandering to Florida’s aerospace community ahead of the state’s primary, GOP contender Newt Gingrich made a bold pledge to establish a permanent U.S. base on the moon “by the end of my second term.” He further promised that if he becomes president, America will get [...]

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January 25, 2012 · John Cole · 113 Comments
Posted in: Clown Shoes, General Stupidity

Big Sis probes Baby Doc’s poop chute

Dr. Ron Paul’s son, US Senator Rand “Baby Doc” Paul, set off one of Janet “Big Sis” Napolitano’s terrorist alerts at an airport TSA checkpoint today. After refusing a pat-down by leering Big Sis operatives, Baby Doc was forcibly removed from the line and dragged to a “private screening area,” where he received a full [...]

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January 23, 2012 · Betty Cracker · 40 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, General Stupidity, Open Thread, Politics

Shit jobs Mitt Romney never had

If you, like me, lacked the foresight to choose multimillionaire parents, you’ve probably experienced a series of shit jobs at some point in your life – low-paying, unpleasant employment for which you were nonetheless at least grudgingly grateful because, you know, food. Mitt Romney chose his parents so wisely that he never had to worry [...]

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January 19, 2012 · Betty Cracker · 312 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Crab Bucket Politics, Election 2012, General Stupidity, Politics

Speak up

Why not get on the phone and tell your elected Congressperson and Senators to come back with a piracy bill that isn’t written in crayon. Find your Congresscritter here. Switchboard: (202) 224-3121 Guide for first-timers here. ***update*** XKCD has a useful roundup of SOPA-related information. ***update 2*** A Hollywood professional on why even people who [...]

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January 18, 2012 · Tim F. · 114 Comments
Posted in: Domestic Affairs, General Stupidity, somebody should do something

Deep thought

When a powerful person lies in public or directly to a journalist’s face, that is a noteworthy event. Also known as news. It might be worth writing about.

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January 12, 2012 · Tim F. · 59 Comments
Posted in: General Stupidity

Pot. Kettle.

It is Christmas, so I will refrain from making too much of Megan McArdle (of all people) criticising anyone for factual inaccuracies and distortions: The reservoir of this disease of erroneous infographics is internet marketers who don’t care whether the information in their graphics is right … just so long as you link it.  As [...]

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December 25, 2011 · Sarah Proud and Tall · 19 Comments
Posted in: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, General Stupidity

Gather ’round and Hegel

Jesus. The only explanations I can come up with for Conrad Black’s latest at Notional Review are that he has been smoking something really strong, or is having a massive stroke. Since Newt Gingrich is a completely unfeasible president, the question pops up, like a cobra’s head, of why he is now the leading contender [...]

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December 22, 2011 · Sarah Proud and Tall · 55 Comments
Posted in: General Stupidity, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot

Please, for the love of Oakeshott, stop digging

Sullivan defending Ron Paul. One might ask: which current Republican candidate has not been “part of coalition who saw bigotry as a potent political force”? So, um, don’t vote Republican.

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December 22, 2011 · Tim F. · 92 Comments
Posted in: General Stupidity

This Deceased Equine Quadriped Has Been Pretty Well Whacked, But…

...I’ve never thought enough was that much better than too much, so here, a brief (for me) reaction about the now-notorious Gene Marks piece in Forbes. (With apologies to ABL, DougJ, and John, all of whom get this “timely” thing waaaay better than yours truly.) I popped these thoughts up in response to this piece [...]

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December 13, 2011 · Tom Levenson · 39 Comments
Posted in: Both Sides Do It!, Fucked-up-edness, General Stupidity, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot

Indoctrinating kids

Eric Bolling, a male FOX news reader best known for playing himself in the film Idiocracy, has an odd habit of yelling at muppets. You have to give Bolling some credit – with all the times a scrappy band of misfits saves the rec center with a spunky musical number, nobody ever gives much thought [...]

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December 7, 2011 · Tim F. · 39 Comments
Posted in: General Stupidity, Media

Brought to you with the blessing of supply side Jesus

Remember that case last year when firefighters let a house burn down because the homeowner had not paid his annual fee? You would think that people in that community, which eliminated its fire department over budget issues, would have learned to keep up on their dues. Nope. On the plus side, clearly Obion County officials [...]

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December 6, 2011 · Tim F. · 59 Comments
Posted in: General Stupidity

Some Floridians are More Equal Than Others

I can’t for the life of me figure out how this is legal: In the current race to the bottom to see which state can provide the most degraded and dehumanizing environment for undocumented immigrants, Arizona and Alabama have grabbed the headlines. But largely unnoticed, it is Florida, home to nearly one million Cuban refugees [...]

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December 1, 2011 · John Cole · 118 Comments
Posted in: General Stupidity


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