Archive for the ‘Crock Pot Craziness’ Category
Open Thread: Thursday Recipe Exchange – Slow Cookers
From our Food Goddess, TaMara: Years ago, when I was first learning to ski, I was very frustrated by the amount of time I spent on my ass and not skiing. Someone told me that if I wasn’t spending a lot of time picking myself up, I wasn’t really skiing. I needed to push my [...]
February 9, 2012
· 
Anne Laurie · 
94 Comments
Posted in: Cooking, Crock Pot Craziness, Open Thread
Megan McArdle Orders the Burlwood Dash For Her Tumbrel
Blogger’s Note: Zandar (apologia pro vita sua and all that) and Asiangrrl goaded me into diving once more into the swamp that is Megan McArdle’s prose. But this is it. There’s real and much more interesting work to be done out there, good stuff to read and (I hope) write. And it’s clear that I [...]
December 4, 2011
· Tom Levenson · 118 Comments
Posted in: Crock Pot Craziness, David Brooks Giving A Seminar At The Aspen Institute, Pink Himalayan Salt
Michele Bachmann Believes in Liberty for Light Bulbs but Not for Women
Concerned that her platform of All Batshit Craziness All the Time—the components of which includes (1) Obamacare is an extinction-level event; (2) Jesus is my co-pilot; (3) HPV vaccines will mess up your brain and/or turn your daughters into ladies of the night; and (4) never look directly into a camera or else the terrorists [...]
November 7, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 45 Comments
Posted in: Crazification Factor, Crock Pot Craziness, Republican Stupidity, Teabagger Stupidity, The teabagger's apprentice
Muslims and Dirty Socialist Liberals Need Not Apply
Derp. Some jackass in Texas who teaches concealed hand gun classes ran radio advertisements telling socialist liberals, people who voted for President Obama, Arabs, and Muslims that they shouldn’t apply for his class because he’s not having it: A central Texas gun dealer ran radio ads advising “Socialist” liberals, those who voted for President Barack [...]
November 3, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 109 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Crock Pot Craziness
Shorter Rand Paul on the Cain Scandal: “Bitches, Man. Bitches.”
Rand Paul will say anything. Rand Paul is all torn up about this Herman Cain business. Not because sexual harassment in the workplace is a scourge that should be eradicated so that women and men at work can concentrate on putting those red covers on their TPS reports, rather than warding off unwanted games of [...]
November 2, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 20 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Because of wow., Crock Pot Craziness, Fucked-up-edness, Serenity Now!, Seriously, Vagina Outrage
Domestic Terra: Four Crazy Coots Plan Killing Spree at Waffle House
Adam Serwer has an amusing-slash-scary story about four senior citizens who, while dining on food items that were surely “smothered and covered” in some manner, plotted to go on a killing spree. Why? To save the Konstatooshun, of course: Four senior citizens walk into a Waffle House planning to go on a killing spree in [...]
November 2, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 126 Comments
Posted in: Crock Pot Craziness
Virginia GOP Candidate Admits to Lesbian Affair With Minor; Blames Liberals and Weed
Oh for the love of Christ Linda Wall (R-Lesbos expat) is an admitted “ex-gay” (she hasn’t been gay for ‘lo these forty years) and she wants you to vote for her for the Virginia House of Delegates. She’s a Republican (because of course she is.) Apparently, Wall, now 61 years old, was “in homosexuality” back [...]
October 27, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 146 Comments
Posted in: Crock Pot Craziness, Fucksaw
ZOMG! ScheduleGate!! President Obama is a Cave-Dwelling Cave Meister!
This is Obama’s Katrina. For those of you who aren’t aware, Obama caved BIG-TIME yesterday… or something. See, he wanted to address Congress about his jobs plan on September 7, which is Congress’s first day back from summer recess. (You remember jobs, right? Most of you probably don’t have one because Congress refuses to do [...]
September 1, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 277 Comments
Posted in: An Unexamined Scandal, Balloon Jobs, Because of wow., Clown Shoes, Crock Pot Craziness, General Stupidity, I Hate All of You, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To, I wish a motherfucker would!, KMBA, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue, Manic Progressive, OBAMA IS WORSE THAN BUSH HE SOLD US OUT!!, Our Failed Media Experiment, Our Failed Political Establishment, Republican Stupidity, Serenity Now!, Seriously, Somewhere a Village is Missing its Idiot, The Brown Enemy Within, The Failed Obama Administration (Only Took Two Weeks), WTF?
Oh, And One More Thing
The price tag for Teahadism on the debt (and John Boehner’s week of kabuki in the House)? $1.7 billion in extra interest $17 million to be paid on this week’s auctioned T-bills, at rates inflated over the prior weeks due to the feral craziness of our friends on the right. Update: Ooops. The CNN article [...]
August 2, 2011
· Tom Levenson · 43 Comments
Posted in: Crock Pot Craziness, Decline and Fall
Anti-White Bias on the Rise? Really? Oy vey.
I’m just a squirrel tryin’ ta get a nut. A recent study indicates that white folks see race relations as a zero sum game, i.e., if black people get an inch, white people lose an inch. From the Wall Street Journal: Both white Americans and black Americans perceive significant progress in the fight against anti-black bias, [...]
May 13, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 103 Comments
Posted in: Crab Bucket Politics, Crock Pot Craziness, KMBA
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. (by Emily L. Hauser)
Please read this post (written by Emily) and then share it with whomever you can. – ABL On February 13, members of a faith-based charitable organization gathered in Yorba Linda, California to raise funds to support women’s shelters, help the homeless and combat hunger. This same organization is active in interfaith outreach. One of its [...]
March 4, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 74 Comments
Posted in: Crock Pot Craziness, Post-racial America, Religion, Teabagger Stupidity, Uncategorized, We Are All Mayans Now
Stand Up America: Palinites to Drive Their Cars and Then Pull Over and Sit There for an Hour
FREEEDUM! In a stunning display of Teabilly slacktivism, Palinites are planning to block traffic for an hour in order to – to – well what the fuck do I know what they’re doing it for:1 Sarah Palin called the Obama Administration’s actions as [sic] the “Road to Ruin”! [Uh, no. The Road to Ruin broke [...]
February 28, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 107 Comments
Posted in: Crock Pot Craziness, General Stupidity, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin, Seriously, She Has The Electrolytes We Need, Teabagger Stupidity, Wingnut Event Horizon, WTF?
King of Hearts
Republicans in the Arizona state legislature, not content to twiddle their thumbs whilst SB 1070 navigates the courts, have introduced new legislation challenging birthright citizenship: The aim is “to trigger … a Supreme Court review of the phrase ‘subject to the jurisdiction thereof’ in the 14th amendment,” said Rep. John Kavanagh, one on the backers [...]
January 28, 2011
· E.D. Kain · 119 Comments
Tags: Arizona, gun control, illegal immigration, public education, right-wingers, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Steven Seagal · Posted in: Crock Pot Craziness
South Carolina: You Yell Shit at the President, We Engrave it on an Assault Rifle (For a Limited Time Only!)
Seriously, South Carolina? I mean, SERIOUSLY!? Y’all remember President Obama’s BFF 4 LYFE Joe Wilson (R-SC), right? Of course you do. Wilson made headlines last year after he yelled “You lie!” in the middle of Obama’s nationally televised speech about healthcare reform, right after Obama stated that his plan for health care reform did not [...]
January 11, 2011
· ABL 2.0 · 43 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Crock Pot Craziness, General Stupidity, Seriously, Sweet Fancy Moses!
The Four Horsemen Are Back in Town
To be factual, they never actually left, but they were dealt a significant beating back in 2008. The Four Horsemen were identified by Senator Margaret Chase Smith back in 1950 as part of her Declaration of Conscience speech to the Senate. Her speech is pretty hard on the Truman Administration and she makes her case [...]
January 5, 2011
· Dennis G. · 78 Comments
Posted in: Assholes, Crock Pot Craziness, Good News For Conservatives, Open Thread
