Tonight, I told my dog, Charlotte, that I was wondering why there weren’t more sensible Republicans in the race. She looked at me as though I was stupid. I understood. Smart dog.
My Dog is Smarter Than
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myiq2xu
Sensible Republican is an oxymoron.
(Emphasis on the “moron”)
Rex
That’s a lab for you. They believe that most partisan issues can be resolved with more treats followed by some nice pets. Nature’s liberals is what they are.
Pb
And there you have it, folks–let’s get Charlotte posting here instead!
Cheers, Michael D.
Michael D.
Perfect. She would be a perfect preznit
Michael D.
She is a Lab, by the way.
VidaLoca
BTW, shouldn’t that be “My dog is smarter than I” ?
4tehlulz
As a professional grammar Nazi, I can say that this is the correct form.
maxbaer (not the original)
That would be object pronoun as opposed to subject pronoun? I always put a verb after it and see if it sounds right or not. I am or me am? It’s when you try to learn another language that you wish you’d paid more attention to grammar in school.
Michael D.
No.
myiq2xu
Pro nouns or pro nazis, you’re all a bunch of librul fascists. I did paid attention to grammar in school. I listened to Grampa too, but it weren’t much help cuz he don’t talk right neither.
Kynn
Also, Charlotte doesn’t support the FAIR TAX.
Smart dog.
Michael D.
She does
canuckistani
Well, you shouldn’t listen to her all the time. Dogs have brains the size of walnuts, and are only good at the simple questions. So while she may be smarter than you, the rest of us are smarter than her.
VidaLoca
[h/t maxbaer]
OK, sorry, couldn’t resist. It’s a slow morning…
Hey by the way — preview seems to be missing. There’s just a [.] down there where preview used to be. Has anyone else noticed this?
Krista
No, it’s just you, VidaLoca.
Good morning, all! (Passes around coffee.)
craigie
Frighteningly, my do is also named charlotte.
I’m not you, am I?
craigie
er, “dog”
Sheesh
demimondian
No, the preview is up and working for me.
Chuck Butcher
If she’s a Democrat, throw her a bone, it’ll do.
Michael D.
Chuck: My dog is a Republicanine.
canuckistani
Thanks. I feel like Ralph Wiggum.
Birdzilla
Chickens are smarter then politicians
Brachiator
Good grammar is, of course, a dog, i.e., a bitch.