Through Being Cool

It was sunny this afternoon so we went to rails to trails, and after Lily went to the bathroom for the eighth time, I caught myself singing:

“La-di dadi, we like to potty.
We don’t cause trouble, we don’t bother nobody.”

I’m sure Slick Rick would kill himself if he heard me.

With FSM as my witness, I used to be cool. I swear.

Consider this an open thread, as I’m going out for dinner.

143 Responses to “Through Being Cool”

  1. 1

    General Winfield Stuck

    “La-di dadi, we like to potty. We don’t cause trouble, we don’t bother nobody.”

    A star is born.

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    Molly

    Damn you, Cole. I needed that when I was potty-training my kids.

  3. 3

    handy

    Wow, Devo and Slick Rick reference in the same post. Don’t see that very often.

  4. 4

    John Cole

    @handy: Skillz. And weird taste in music.

  5. 5

    WereBear

    Being silly is how we show we care!

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    General Winfield Stuck

    Skillz. And weird taste in music.

    Common amongst children of the 80’s.

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    John S.

    Actually, I think Slick Rick would be pretty happy that his lyrics stuck with a tragically unhip honkey from West Virginia.

    But seriously, John, if I knew it was going to be this kind of thread I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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    CynDee

    “La-di dadi, we like to potty.
    We don’t cause trouble, we don’t bother nobody.”

    Loving an animal always puts you in touch with your real self. Can happen any time of the day or night.

    Anyone thinks it weird—well, they can go their way . . .

  9. 9

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    My four year old has turned Miley Cyrus’s “Party in the USA” into “Potty in the USA” with multi-line lyrics. Potty songs will never go out of style.

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    gbear

    Don’t worry about it. Going out for dinner is cool. You’re covered.

  12. 12

    James Hare

    @John S.:
    I caught the Beasties at Bonnaroo right before Adam announced he had cancer. Definitely not a dick in the mashed potatoes kinda party.

  13. 13

    demkat620

    @James Hare: The Beasties will always be cool. No matter what.

  14. 14

    NutellaonToast

    “I used to be cool. I swear.”

    Really, John? You’re going to try and lie to us like that? C’mon.

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    smiley

    ...and after Lily went to the bathroom for the eighth time

    That’s one high tech rails-to-trails you have there. The “bathroom” euphemism has always been annoying to me. Why not “... Lily relieved herself for the eighth time.” But then, I’m dyspeptic, curmudgeonly, and off color. Deal with it.

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    GReynoldsCT00

    @smiley:

    I’m sure she rations her pee so she can leave her scent the whole way. Is that more direct than “bathroom”?

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    cleek

    my dog likes to potty all the time
    potty all the time
    potty all the time

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    Demo Woman

    Miss Moxie has decided not to eat her food since she prefers treats. (well duh!) Now when she finishes her food, she is praised (in fact cheered) and then receives a treat.
    Does this mean that I’m not cool?

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    ellaesther

    @smiley: Yes, but you’re not sufficiently R-rated.

    “Relieved herself”? Really? That’s the best you got?

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    GReynoldsCT00

    @cleek:

    you win. and thanks a hell of a lot for the eddy murphy earworm

  21. 21

    chicago dyke

    slick rick. now those were some days. heh.

  22. 22

    Demo Woman

    John’s dinner time discussion

    “La-di dadi, we like to potty.
    We don’t cause trouble, we don’t bother nobody.”

    That’s not cool

  23. 23

    jeffreyw

    Rainin here all day, so the pups are keen to pee and run back inside as quickly as they can. Short memories for current conditions though, they are eager to go back out every time.

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    Ash Can

    With FSM as my witness, I used to be cool. I swear.

    ::sigh:: Join the club. I used to be cooler than cool. Now I’m just a garden-variety middle-aged housewife/grade-school mom.

    Look on the bright side, though—we’ll always have our checkered pasts. ;)

  25. 25

    RedKitten

    “La-di dadi, we like to potty.
    We don’t cause trouble, we don’t bother nobody.”

    Now you understand why new parents talk about poop all the time. When you’re dealing with a non-verbal life form, poop becomes a very important barometer of their overall health.

    Bought Sam a Jolly Jumper today, and you guys should see him in it—he took right to it, and was laughing his ass off.

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    General Winfield Stuck

    @smiley:

    took a whiz
    piss
    leak
    watered the lilies, no pun int.

    That’s the West Virginia way. Cole is just sweet on someone here, and trying to act civilized to impress that he is house broke. No such thing for Appalachian manly men. Pissing into fancy ceramic bowls in a “bathroom” is for cissies. You never experienced joy till a outhouse splinter pierces your happiness.

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    smiley

    @GReynoldsCT00: I wasn’t commenting on the frequency of Lily’s peeing habits but, rather, on our society’s inability to call a bodily function what it is. BTW, my family is really bad that way.

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    Max

    Don’t be tardy for the potty!

    Maybe the Real Housewifes of ATL is too low-brow for this crew.

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    Cain

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent):

    My four year old has turned Miley Cyrus’s “Party in the USA” into “Potty in the USA” with multi-line lyrics. Potty songs will never go out of style.

    My mom upon hearing “My Girl Wants to Party All the Time” by Eddie Murphy, misheard and started singing “Michael wants to Potty all the time”.

    cain

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    Violet

    “Bathroom” is a funny way to describe an animal’s urination. Unless it’s one of those cats who uses the toilet.

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    jeffreyw

    Since we’ve been in all day due to the rain we’ve been cookin up some new stuff (new for me) today. Had some leftover won ton wraps from the crab rangoon we tried yesterday, so I made up some dumplin stuffin from pork and shrimp and stuff and fried those. Worked out fine.

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    Maude

    @RedKitten: Please get a picture of Sam jumping. Those things are fabulous.

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    MikeJ

    Rained most of the day here but I still got in about 90 minutes of walking through the woods. If you don’t go out in the rain in the PacNW you just don’t go out from October through May.

    Keller’s poulet rôti for dinner tonight.

  34. 34

    bemused

    The only potty song that has stuck in my head is “Diarrhea, Diarrhea” from Parenthood (Steve Martin movie).

  35. 35

    Notorious P.A.T.

    I saw on the news that GM might pay back the government ahead of schedule.

    But—but—but I heard that Obama’s administration nationalized GM! Just grabbed it, like Fidel Castro or something! What’s going on? ? ? ? ?

  36. 36

    Mario Piperni

    For any wannabe wingnuts who haven’t caught on yet.

    Learn To Speak Teabag

  37. 37

    Svensker

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    You never experienced joy till a outhouse splinter pierces your happiness.

    A splinter has pierced my butt but my happiness is intact, thank you.

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    gbear

    Bread and Butter is the song that gets sung at kitty meal time at chez gbear, only the lyrics get changed to whatever flavor is being presented for approval that morning.

    I don’t sing songs about their poop though. That’s not cool.

  39. 39

    R-Jud

    @RedKitten:

    Bought Sam a Jolly Jumper today, and you guys should see him in it—he took right to it, and was laughing his ass off.

    Yes. We have one for Eve and it rocks hard. She did her first pout when we took her out of it this evening. We’re packing it in our suitcase for our trip to the US next week.

    Chillingly, she also stood up for a full ten seconds without support this afternoon, and tried to take a step towards me. Shortly thereafter Mr Jud went out and bought a child gate. I have a feeling she’s going to skip the crawling business.

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    joes527

    @smiley: At least John didn’t comment about how Lily “had to see a man about a horse” 8 times.

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    Svensker

    @Violet:

    “Bathroom” is a funny way to describe an animal’s urination. Unless it’s one of those cats who uses the toilet.

    I agree. “Go to the bathroom” around here usually is either very polite or means pooping. Otherwise, you say pee, tinkle, whiz, piss. Mostly pee.

  42. 42

    MikeJ

    We’re packing it in our suitcase for our trip to the US next week.

    Where in the US you going? Can Balloon Juicers buy you beer?

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    Annie

    Poor Lily. Did she cover her ears? Or did she try and sing along…Or maybe decide to use Tunch’s litter box in the future?

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    gbear

    @RedKitten:

    Jolly Jumpers are nature’s most perfect form of entertainment. A baby cannot be unhappy while in one.

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    jeffreyw

    “Tween all the pee talk and my prostate, you fuckers are hard on this old fart.

  46. 46

    pcbedamned

    @John Cole:

    I am going to want to see video of this when you get home from dinner. Enjoy.

  47. 47

    Alan

    Lester Bangs: They make you feel cool. And hey. I met you. You are not cool.
    William Miller: I know. Even when I thought I was, I knew I wasn’t.
    Lester Bangs: That’s because we’re uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don’t have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we’re smarter.
    William Miller: I can really see that now.
    Lester Bangs: Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love… and let’s face it, you got a big head start.
    William Miller: I’m glad you were home.
    Lester Bangs: I’m always home. I’m uncool.
    William Miller: Me too!
    Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we’re uncool.

    :)

  48. 48

    R-Jud

    @MikeJ: We will be mostly in NE PA, and probably in NYC for a day or two.

    Really looking forward to helping Mom out with Thanksgiving dinner. We’re having 35 people. Probably 20 of those will play pickup football. Catholics: We make our own crowds.

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    Morbo

    Last night’s Venture Brothers was great; everything about it just clicked. I won’t spoil it for anyone who DVR’ed it, but you’ve got good stuff to watch.

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    MikeJ

    @R-Jud: You need a compound at which you can play family touch football games. Set the baby up for the presidency.

    Sadly, I’m no longer on the right coast, but I’ll drink a beer for you on turkey day.

  52. 52

    Dreggas

    How goes progress in Dargon age John? Currently I am digging the Dalish and have unlocked a ranger.

  53. 53

    gbear

    unlocked a ranger

    Is that what the kids are calling it these days…

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    R-Jud

    @MikeJ:

    You need a compound at which you can play family touch football games.

    My brother and sister and I are working on it, actually. :-)

    I’ll have a Yuengling Black & Tan on T-Day for you.

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    smiley

    @MikeJ: I moved from Florida to Seattle in the early ‘90s. I got there in October and I didn’t see Rainer until February. I was told early on that if you want to do something outside, just do it. Just do what you want to do despite the drizzle, and that’s usually all it was. Until it snowed 6 inches in the city… I bought a lot of GORE-TEX when I lived there.

  56. 56

    cleek

    @gbear:

    someone needs to tell Cole. all this “bathroom” stuff is stale.

    It was sunny this afternoon so we went to rails to trails, and after Lily went to the bathroom for the eighth time unlocked her eighth ranger, I caught myself singing:
    ...

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    General Winfield Stuck

    Too Funny. A liberal immigrants rights dude with giant balls punks Tea Baggers into supporting throwing out white European immigrants who came here a long time ago illegally , the tea baggers kinfolk.

    “Robert Erickson” Tricks Anti-Immigrant Rally Organizers

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....r_embedded

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    R-Jud

    Two euphemisms for “pissing” I heard yesterday that I liked:

    • Tapping a kidney
    • Having a slash
  60. 60

    GReynoldsCT00

    @smiley:

    some propriety isn’t a bad thing, my family lacks it. it’s always a rare treat when my uncle announces that he has to ‘drain my lizard’

    /facepalm

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    smiley

    @R-Jud:

    Having a slash

    Please explain for us old folks. I can think of a couple of explanations but am otherwise clueless.

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    MikeJ

    @R-Jud: I thought “having a slash” was just standard British, but I did tend to hang out with the wrong sort.

  63. 63

    Demo Woman

    Just in case you missed John’s interview of the evolution of blogging here is a link
    Beware he did say

    The biggest reason is that our website has morphed into a community of sorts. Granted, a dyspeptic, curmudgeonly, and off color community, but a community nonetheless. Think of an “R-rated” Cheers, if you will.

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    JenJen

    “Himself” is the last person Slick Rick would off after hearing that.

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    Andre

    @smiley:

    Oddly enough, “having a slash” is one that’s used here in New Zealand as well. Never been sure of the origin (I’m going to go with “Cockney rhyming slang” until someone can suggest something better) but it appears that scatological metaphors are universal.

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    Demo Woman

    @jeffreyw: I’m in awe at the pictures of the red beans and rice.

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    R-Jud

    @smiley: It’s British. Couldn’t explain the origins for you and Google is not much help. I’ll ask the Mr about it in the morning.

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    LanceThruster

    We don’t cause trouble, we don’t bother nobody.

    I wish my douchebag neighbor across the street took those simple lyrics to heart because he seems to think I need to hear his boom stereo and modified exhaust system 24/7.

    If he was a kid in my day he’d be the one with the widest bell bottoms with the thickest cuffs. At least then he’d just look an idiot instead of broadcasting it far and wide.

    “He you kids! Get off of my lawn!”

    Also.

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    jeffreyw

    @Demo Woman: Thank you, that is one of my faves.

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    freelancer

    @Morbo:

    I just got caught up on everything but last nights.

    The Shining gag and deformed Dean this season have been priceless.

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    Annie

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. The “tea baggers” don’t even know what they are arguing for or against. Many are seniors fighting against government-sponsored health care. Most probably stopped and had a government-sponsored check-up, after which they stopped at the pharmacy and got subsidized medicines, after which they stopped and picked up their signs from people who are secretly working against their own interests.

    Maybe I will cry. Or like John, just sing….And pee.

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    gbear

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    Crooks and Liars covered that too. Apparently some of the teabaggers started beating on the counter-protesters after getting punked (You go to war with the wit and intelligence you have…) The St. Paul cops, being the St. Paul cops, went into RNA mode, sided with the teabaggers and started pushing the counter-protestors around.

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    smiley

    @Andre: @R-Jud:
    Then again, where did piss come from (I know, it probably goes back to Chaucer)? A friend of mine from a non English-speaking country who nonetheless speaks English fluently asked me what “pist off” means. I corrected the spelling, defined it, and then conceded that it made no sense. Kinda like, “Bite me.” That one makes no sense even to me.

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    Annie

    Oops. i am in moderation purgatory again. Was it the use of the word “pee?” I don’t use it often.

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    General Winfield Stuck

    @gbear:

    Apparently some of the teabaggers started beating on the counter-protesters after getting punked

    Oh wow. I didn’t know that from what I read. Not surprising though, it’s what neanderthals do. All the more brave, or a naive from Mr. Erickson et al.

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    Shell

    Tapping a kidney

    Ooh, no. Sounds too medical, procedure-wise.

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    General Winfield Stuck

    @Annie:

    Don’t think so. but I’ll try—pee

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    General Winfield Stuck

    @Annie:

    Of course, I should have figured that because your last comment about getting moderated went thru with the pee word. This stuff will make you batty. Bad wordpress.

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    harlana pepper

    Well, I was a bit concerned there for a minute. I always interpret “going to the bathroom” as pooping, not peeing.

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    Annie

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    Sorry. I missed your comments. With all of this talk, I had to take a pee….And, my nieces were wondering why I was singing…

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    General Winfield Stuck

    as pooping

    This blog is getting way too sweet.

    take a shit, crap,

    drop a log, turd

    There, all better.

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    Martin

    @harlana pepper:

    So, where exactly do you pee then? Just in case someone should invite you over for dinner, that’s a good disclosure to put out there.

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    MikeJ

    Apparently some of the teabaggers started beating on the counter-protesters after getting punked

    No one should ever go near a teabagger rally without a video camera along. They’re cheap enough now you can risk one. Saw a kiddy digital video cam for $49, plenty good enough to pass video on to youtube or local media.

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    Max

    The Wire Fans

    Noticed this on HuffPo

    Video of 100 Greatest Quotes. So good.

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    General Winfield Stuck

    @Annie:

    LOL

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    The Very Reverend Crimson Fire of Compassion

    @General Winfield Stuck: Dropping the kids at the pool, prairie-doggin’ (for when it’s almost coming out, if you’ve ever been around a prairie dog village, or seen one on tv, you can imagine the visuals), pinching a loaf . . .

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    Blue Raven

    And in the same vein, albeit not scatological, Geordi’s got 99 problems…

    I keep saying. When GenX hits the senior centers, the musical arguments and random conversational moments are going to be something else.

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    Mornington Crescent

    Here’s a song about bathrooms. “My bathroom is a private kind of place” from the industrial musical “The Bathrooms Are Coming”, produced by American Standards, the bathroom fixture company.

    [ mp3 ]

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    General Winfield Stuck

    GO BROWNS!

    rot in hell Art Modell

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    Violet

    Just watched that stupid Sarah Palin interview on Oprah. I think she’s looking old. The winking vixen-y stuff isn’t going to last her much longer.

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    The Populist

    What the hell?:

    http://thehill.com/homenews/se.....commission

    Senators from both parties on Tuesday put new pressure on Speaker Nancy Pelosi to turn the power to trim entitlement benefits over to an independent commission.

    So wait, we should turn over the BUDGET to an unelected commission? Why not do what California does and turn it all over to the unelected voters?

    Shit, what is with these people?

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    General Winfield Stuck

    @Violet:

    Just watched that stupid Sarah Palin interview on Oprah.

    You have much courage.

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    The Populist

    So wait, we should turn over the BUDGET to an unelected commission? Why not do what California does and turn it all over to the unelected voters?

    BTW that was sarcasm since the budget process in California is not that different from what these Senators are asking for. Look how it’s helped California.

    Wow…I am just becoming more emotionally detached from this country everyday. I love this country, I would DIE for this country but for Zeus’ sake what is going on?!

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    R-Jud

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    You have much courage.

    Hopefully of the Dutch variety.

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    Betsy

    I just got my first (unofficial) rejection in this year’s academic job market (i.e. hearing through the grapevine that the school is already doing campus interviews). On the bright side, I do know they got over 300 applicants for the post, so my odds weren’t great to start with. No doubt there will be more where that came from.

    I need a drink.

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    The Populist

    I just got my first (unofficial) rejection in this year’s academic job market (i.e. hearing through the grapevine that the school is already doing campus interviews). On the bright side, I do know they got over 300 applicants for the post, so my odds weren’t great to start with. No doubt there will be more where that came from.

    And I still want to smack this idiot I was arguing with this weekend. He thinks that there are plenty of jobs and that people need to stop whining.

    His job? He’s a rich heir who lives off a trustfund and loves Jebus and Republicanism.

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    Violet

    @General Winfield Stuck:
    LOL. It did require some fortitude to sit through it. Interestingly, there were times I found her to be sincere – when discussing her faith, for instance. But most of the time she seemed to say whatever she thinks the truth was or should be – whether or not it has any relationship to the actual truth. At those times you could kind of see via body language that she was lying. She’s a good liar though – in the sense that she does it so well many people would be fooled.

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    Violet

    @R-Jud:

    Unfortunately no. I watched while washing dishes. Seemed a fitting task for Oprah viewing.

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    Betsy

    @The Populist:
    Are you kidding me? It’s not like this is a matter of opinion; there is actual data about the number of jobs v. the number of job seekers. Jesus. I know I’m in academia and that’s not really representative since it’s not like we were swimming in jobs to begin with, but sheesh.
    (In case it’s not clear, rant is in no way directed at you! Just at your conversation partner. :)

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    The Populist

    No one should ever go near a teabagger rally without a video camera along. They’re cheap enough now you can risk one. Saw a kiddy digital video cam for $49, plenty good enough to pass video on to youtube or local media.

    I was near a rally a month or so ago. Usually I play the muckraker quite well in that situation but felt getting my face beat in wasn’t gonna help make my point.

    Interestingly, they are more fun when they travel in packs of 3 or less.

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    The Populist

    Are you kidding me? It’s not like this is a matter of opinion; there is actual data about the number of jobs v. the number of job seekers. Jesus. I know I’m in academia and that’s not really representative since it’s not like we were swimming in jobs to begin with, but sheesh.

    No kidding. He feels that if you can’t find a job, you aren’t trying. No joke.

    I know many people like this.

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    freelancer

    @Max:

    That list is awesome.

    Like a 40 degree day!

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    gbear

    @The Populist:

    He’s a rich heir who lives off a trustfund and loves Jebus and Republicanism.

    Did you ask him how many jobs he’s created with his wealth? What a dick.

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    Morbo

    @General Winfield Stuck: So long as Baltimore’s defense is worth 2 fantasy points (and you know it will be) fine. Actually, no, I take that back. Brady Quinn is a travesty. His only claim to fame is that he played quaterback at Notre Dame; the only thing uglier than his stats is watching him actually play, and yet the football world grinds to a halt every time he gets a start. He’s not the next Peyton Manning, guys; he’s not even the next Joey Harrington. Show me 5 interceptions, Baltimore.

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    The Populist

    Did you ask him how many jobs he’s created with his wealth? What a dick.

    Well, we’ve argued before and let’s say I tried once before and he took offense.

    His dad owns an importing business. They are very rich and I know he will say his dad does create jobs with imports. I grew up around a lot of people like this where their parents made millions on a patent, idea, etc. Most of the kids I grew up with (I am in my 40s fyi) who had money do nothing. They party all night and sleep all day when they aren’t out buying shit.

    He’s a Republican because, no shit, they “don’t want to take my money”. I joke they sure want to SPEND it! He hates abortion as he’s a Catholic.

    A bum once walked up to us outside a restaurant. The man was clearly destitute. I gave him a dollar. This acquaintance told him to go find help then griped to me that these people should be locked away. I laugh and say they were before Ronnie Raygun let them all out.

    The problem here is that these people live in rarified air. He’s a “friend” but not somebody I invited to my wedding or to get togethers. I go out once in awhile to have lunch since he does pay (hehe, why not?). I do it to listen to heartless idiots ramble on about why it’s tough to be rich in America. It gives me fodder to argue with idiot teabaggers who think ONE DAY they will be rich too.

    My acquaintance/semi-friend is a dying breed. Many rich folks I knew in the late 90s early 00s are now broke or downsizing.

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    Litlebritdifrnt

    @smiley:

    You and me both, I have never understood it. The English of course always use “going to the loo” or “the toilet” the Americanism of “going to the bathroom” leads to some absurd comments, one of which I remember reading in the Guardian a million years ago when an American guest asked for directions to the bathroom and was given them, whereupon the guest returned quite puzzled and said “excuse me but there is no bathroom in the bathroom” (the loo was separate from the place where one took a bath).

    For the sake of brevity I prefer “go pee”

    PS) DH is out of the hospital and home and doing very well and has now realized that going back to work on Thursday is a foolhardy idea. Thank the FSM.

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    Annie

    @Violet:

    Fortunately for us, that is pretty much all she has…

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    R-Jud

    @Litlebritdifrnt:

    DH is out of the hospital and home and doing very well and has now realized that going back to work on Thursday is a foolhardy idea. Thank the FSM.

    So that’s what it takes to stop a band geek: heart surgery.

    (Glad he is ok; hope you are too.)

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    Annie

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    Testing the boundaries of moderation purgatory. All this talk of Palin, faith, family, and fools. My cat just took a poo, and I found myself singing opera!

    Go figure…

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    Violet

    @Litlebritdifrnt:
    Glad he’s home and doing better. Good news.

    @Annie:
    Yep. I really don’t think her looks are going to hold up. Maybe she’ll have some work done (or already has) but I could see the early signs. She doesn’t have the same vitality she had last year. I think her stripy hair coloring didn’t help, somehow.

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    mcd410x

    The terrible downside of the Belichick decision is that no one is talking about what an absolute cockup Phillips/Garrett threw out yesterday. Eleven rushes? With one of the league’s top rushing attacks?

    (And an aside on Coach Bill … as Digby sometimes says, It’s ok to be wrong, but you can’t be wrong and buck conventional wisdom. People will make you pay for that.)

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    gbear

    @Litlebritdifrnt:

    I hope my comments the other night were helpful. They kind of died on the vine over at that thread.

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    ellaesther

    Soooo…. When Mr. Cole, and/or half of the remainder of the blogosphere, refers to the alleged mastermind of the 9/11 attacks as “KSM,” and writes about, say “the KSM trial”—am I the only one who has a wee little moment of going “KLM? What has the Dutch airline done now?”

    Just me?

    Oooookay.

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    AhabTRuler

    KLM? What has the Dutch airline done now?

    Well, they don’t sell weed or have hookers on the plane, for starts!

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    Litlebritdifrnt

    @R-Jud:

    I think “stop” is perhaps a little optimistic, “slow down” might be more accurate. It helped that his principal and his “personal” nurse and “personal” NP were in the room when the doctor visited. They heard every word and he had no way of parsing what the Dr. said. Added to that the fact that just taking a shower and a shave this morning wore him out he realized that he is not superman, and this heart attack might take a bit more getting over than he first thought while lying in a bed pumped full of drugs.

    He has also admitted that his diet has seriously got to change. I think “wake up call” is an understatement at this point.

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    R-Jud

    @ellaesther: “KLF is gonna rock ya!” is what I always think.

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    Max

    @freelancer: My favorite was

    Does the chair recognize that we’re going to look like punk ass bitches?

    hehe

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    robertdsc

    May I just say that the Modern Warfare 2 single-player experience is highly intense and incredibly well made?

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    R-Jud

    @robertdsc: @AhabTRuler: Thanks. I’m so punchy from insomnia that I opened youtube, watched the video, and then failed to link it to my comment before submitting.

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    AhabTRuler

    @R-Jud: Strangely enough, the Bongwater version of Rock N Roll Part 2 came on just as I was searching for this.

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    South of I-10

    @Litlebritdifrnt: Glad to hear DH is home. I hope he has a swift recovery.

    Damn it, if I knew we were going to sing about poo tonight, I would have stopped by earlier!

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    Blue Raven

    And now I’m with George Carlin on the euphemisms. “Why is it ‘take a shit’? Why not ‘have a shit’ or ‘leave a shit’?”

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    The Very Reverend Crimson Fire of Compassion

    @AhabTRuler: And they like to roam the land . . .

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    Annie

    @Violet:

    i just watched pieces of the interview with Oprah on the Huffington Post. She is so self-absorbed. She basically wants us to understand how wonderful, thoughtful, bright, and empathetic she is.

    When she talks about her decision to have her child with special needs, she fails to acknowledge that while she has all the resources any person would want, others do not and make their decisions accordingly.

    While she is on her book tour, or her tour of Asia, etc, who is taking care of Trig? Or her other children? Clearly not her. Is she slepping her children around the US, or is she leaving them with others?

    Maybe this explains why her high school aged child had a child and is seemingly on her own to figure out what to do.

    Family values are great when you have others taking care of the family.

    Her only value is doing what she believes is best for Sarah…

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    Litlebritdifrnt

    @Blue Raven:

    One of the greatest Royal Navy sayings I have ever heard (and I never thought I would see myself repeating) “There is nothing so over rated as a bad f**k and nothing so under rated as a good s**t”

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    Max

    @Annie: I think she’s wearing a hair piece or extensions.

    I had forgotten the word salad of her sentences.

    Even the timber in her voice makes me want to shove q-tips in my ears.

    I recognize that if she were the GOP nominee in 2012, Obama would win it a landslide, but I don’t think I can take an election cycle of coverage of her.

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    freelancer

    @robertdsc:

    Ironically,

    I got stuck on the level called “Woverines!”

    I had to laugh at the ridiculousness and the ingenuity of Infinity Ward’s writers and designers. Russians invade the country and you protect a VIP. Your 4 or 5 strongholds that you must capture and hold are a Taco Bell, a KFC, a Burger King, and an Applebees.

    Gawd Bless America.

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    Annie

    @Max:

    I also thought her hair looked weird. And, really with all the verbage that comes out of her mouth, she essentially says nothing—i mean really nothing of substance. Just on and on and on about nothing. And, more of nothing….And, yet she has a platform. She gets 5 million for a book of nothing, a book tour of nothing, and she represents the party of nothing.

    Yet, Oprah still asks if she considers running in 2012. We can only hope…

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    asiangrrlMN

    @jeffreyw: You know, I was gonna get all pissy because there were no food pr0n pics. Good thing I read most of the thread first. That crab rangoon…TO DIE FOR! If you notice a bunch more comments from deliquescentdreams, you’ll know why.

    @Litlebritdifrnt: YAY! Glad to hear that hubby is home. What a relief!

    @Betsy: Aw, sucky. It’s part and parcel of the job hunt, but still sucky. Sending you lots of ‘get the damn job’ vibes.

    By the way, I’ve never been cool, so I have no problems with my current lack of coolness. And, I am trying to go for 24 hours without listening to a depressing song. To that end, I have listened to David Bowie’s Modern Love approximately eleven billionty times, and I am currently doing the same to this song. Talk about uncool!

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    asiangrrlMN

    Fuck you, Word Press Mod!

    @jeffreyw: You know, I was gonna get all pissy because there were no food pr0n pics. Good thing I read most of the thread first. That crab rangoon…TO DIE FOR! If you notice a bunch more comments from deliquescentdreams, you’ll know why.

    @Litlebritdifrnt: YAY! Glad to hear that hubby is home. What a relief!

    @Betsy: Aw, sucky. It’s part and parcel of the job hunt, but still sucky. Sending you lots of ‘get the damn job’ vibes.

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    asiangrrlMN

    Fuck You, Word Press Mod, Part II!

    By the way, I’ve never been cool, so I have no problems with my current lack of coolness. And, I am trying to go for 24 hours without listening to a depressing song. To that end, I have listened to David Bowie’s Modern Love approximately eleven billionty times, and I am currently doing the same to this song. Talk about uncool!

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    Sentient Puddle

    So I just learned today that Facebook supports the Konami code.

    More interestingly, when pointing that out to a friend (a geek), he had no idea what I was talking about. Somehow, that fucker managed to make it this far through life without playing Contra on the NES.

    Honestly, I don’t know what to say here…

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    Joel

    Remember when cars were darn near half a block long?
    Parents were so into that crap
    Bunch a sweet memories to us older rap cats
    Muhammad Ali knuckling in tournaments
    Pimp daddy hats with buckles and ornaments

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    gex

    Way late to the thread, but my first dog did the same thing to me. I turned into THAT dog owner. It’s embarrassing, but I can’t help it.

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    Sven Forkbeard

    Very Johnny-come-lately to the thread, but I’m astounded this hasn’t been mentioned yet.

    “La-de-da-di” is a classic by Doug E. Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew. MC Ricky D was a member of said Crew who later gained notoriety as Slick Rick. Slick Rick’s big hit was “Children’s Story.”

    Sheesh, I’m old.

    Word.