I hate what the gays are doing to our traditional values:
There are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
***Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.
On the bright side for the wingnuts, at least it wasn’t Joe the Plumber filming himself.
YellowJournalism
Between the McCain teabagging references and the suggestion of a Joe the Plumber solo tape, I think I’m going to stop eating lunch while reading Balloon Juice.
Chuck Butcher
In some circles fake tits trump brains and character.
skippy
i don’t know, maybe michelle malkin would like to watch some “solol plumbing” if you know what i mean!
skippy
“solo.” i mean “solo plumbnig.”
when are you going to get a preview button around here?
skippy
“plumbing.” i mean “plumbing.”
C Nelson Reilly
I didn’t know they made battery powered toilet plungers
Andre
I would like to live in a world where naked chicks filming themselves was neither a crime nor indeed even a bad thing, please.
Sasha
Awesome use of The DeVinyls there, John.
skippy
ps nice divinyls reference.
The Populist
No way I want to see Michelle Malkin’s dumb self naked. No way.
Carrie may be dumber than a doorknob but I wouldn’t mind at least looking at the photos to see what the deal is.
Redshirt
Links please!
Senyordave
I have to say that I kind of feel sorry for her at this point. Just let her fade away. She seems like she’s so in over her head. She saw a chance to make some good money, but her big mistake was hitching her star to the wingnut wagon.
DFS.
Has “No, I won’t put this on the internet” replaced “No, I won’t come in your mouth” as the lie most often told in bed these days?
Scruffy McSnufflepuss
At this point the Republican Party is essentially just a massive porn ring, isn’t it?
Was it always like this? I’m only 31 years old. Were Eisenhower Republicans this masturbatory?
Tuffy
John, when I read your last sentence I laughed and vomited simultaneously.
soonergrunt
@DFS.:
Jesus. I just spent about two minutes cleaning my monitor.
Violet
That’s hilarious. I watched the Larry King interview where she threatened to go Galt, and she came across like a horrible person. Very self-centered and rude. She seems like she’d lie about anything and everything if it would get her some attention and make her some money. So no surprise there are more tapes and photos.
Is this what the modern rightwing woman is – good looking, full of lies, and with no discernible job?
Terri
John, you’re being inappropriate.
Danton
The biggest mistake of her life is… well, her life.
Roger Moore
I don’t know about that. I suspect that there are plenty of wingnuts who would be very excited by seeing a JtP solo tape. There are, after all, a few female wingnuts, and plenty of men in the wetsuit and dildo crowd.
Incertus
@YellowJournalism: Indeed. I think I’m going to drink a couple of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters to remove that image from my mind.
gopher2b
I so wish I wasn’t at work right now.@Senyordave:
She can go fuck herself.
Oh, wait.
cleek
beauty queen, heal thyself.
licensed to kill time
Mirror in the bathroom please don’t speak
the door is locked just you and me…
Zifnab
@Andre: Seconded.
This never would have been such a big deal if the girl hadn’t set herself up as some kind of holier-than-thou latter day Saint.
That said, can we get a Palin/Prejean ticket sometime in the near future, please? I want to test this 23% doctrine to the limit.
SpotWeld
You got to admit, she’s doing her bit to endorese hetrosexuality?
Sarcastro
I had one of the biggest mistakes of my life that involved a ‘solo performance’… immediately after chopping jalapenos.
What’s ironic is that in my America, the one Ms. Prejean advocates so heartily against, sex tapes and nude photos would better qualify one to be Ms. America.
R-Jud
@Violet:
Fixed.
ppcli
@Chuck Butcher:
An old Soviet-era joke.
Q to radio Yerevan: “Why do so many women pay more attention to their appearance than to their intelligence?”
Radio Yerevan: “Because many more men are born stupid than are born blind.”
different church-lady
Why is that the bright side only for wingnuts?
Incertus
@Andre: You know, for a large part of the population, we’re already there. Just not the part who Prejean was, ahem, kissing up to.
freelancer
@skippy:
type with both hands.
joe from Lowell
This post is useless without pictures.
;-)
freelancer
Hey, if Sasha Grey’s gonna be in Neuromancer…
MoeLarryAndJesus
I suggest Carrie Creamjeans as her professional porn name.
soonergrunt
New suggestion for the Lexicon:
Prejean: for Carrie Prejean; Verb, to keep telling easily proveable lies or otherwise minimizing a personal scandal in an easily disproveable way, such that one’s efforts only cause the scandal to repeatedly drag further and further out doing ever more damage to one’s persona. Particular problem for culture-scold types.
See also Craig, Larry; Haggard, Ted.
Napoleon
@SpotWeld:
I don’t know about that, they were solo performances.
Paul L.
Gay marriage is awesome. And all because TMZ has a video of Carrie Prejean masturbating.
Joel
Joe the Plumber does sound like a porn name….
Max
They really should just say “fuck it” and change the GOP name to “Hypocrisy”.
I’d have more respect for them.
Napoleon
@Napoleon:
. . . . although on second thought I guess it beats her being with Ron Jeremy.
Molly
You people are killing me.
If she wasn’t such a hypocrite, I would feel sorry for her. As far as I’m concerned, she went after my GLBT brothers and sisters and presented herself as a leader. She made commercials and spoke out against gay marriage. She made the choice to know she had these in her past and lie about them, while criticizing other people for their lifestyles, calling them deviant.
I have no pity for her. She needs to call her 15 minutes up and shuffle off stage left.
Martin
@Chuck Butcher:
Wait, there are circles where fake tits don’t trump brains and character?
Rick Taylor
Can we please leave her alone? Joe the Plumber pushed himself into the spotlight (aided and abetted by Republicans of course), but unless I missed something, I don’t see she deserves this kind of attention; it makes me very uncomfortable.
licensed to kill time
__
Non, meet sequiter.
Molly
@soonergrunt: Sir, I support this excellent addition to the lexicon. Win.
licensed to kill time
@licensed to kill time:
oops.
Non, meet sequitur.
geg6
@DFS.:
FTW
Morbo
@Napoleon: Well then you could still say she was promoting abstinence…
The Moar You Know
There’s more. You just know there’s more. Next up will be a sex tape, and it won’t be “solo”, either.
What comes next? The pathetic stab at acting or the shitty, fourth-rate production “album”?
OMFG, I’m dying here. This made my day.
Dreggas
@The Populist:
if the photos and tapes are pre-implants the deal prolly isn’t too big that’s for sure.
me
He fixes the
cablesink?Ben
@me:
Don’t be fatuous.
Pope Ratzo
What I want to know is why, in this greatest of all free nations, can I not find a single copy of these Carrie Prejean sex tapes online?
Damn liberals and political correctness are cutting into my groove.
Dreggas
@SpotWeld:
nah she is endorsing monosexuality
Perry Como
When do we get to see the prairie tanned, sun-chapped video of Thune going solo? I’m getting a Brooks in my pants just thinking about it.
freelancer
@Dreggas:
Oninism’s where it’s at.
John Cole
@Rick Taylor: She was just on Larry King Live, she is selling a book about her life, and she has allowed herself to become a spokesperson for the anti-gay marriage forces. She has thrust herself onto the national stage.
Pope Ratzo
Don’t you think Carrie Prejean reminds you of a younger Sarah Palin, except more hot?
geg6
@Rick Taylor:
Are you serious? Ms. Prejean also pushed herself into the spotlight by whining about losing a beauty pageant, blaming gays for it. And then went on a speaking tour where she bashed anyone and everyone who doesn’t adhere to her holier than thou “Christian” values, went around stumping for wingnut candidates, wrote a book about her awesome “Christian” values, and has been on every show that will have her screaming about her First Amendment rights being taken away.
Sorry for her? Fuck this fuckwit bitch. She’s an embarrassment to our gender. I hope her homemade p0rn is all over the Toobz and, hopefully, any other media so everyone can see exactly the person she really is: another lying hypocrite of the Right, happily condemning everyone to hell while doing the same shit or worse.
Chuck Butcher
@Paul L.:
Your ability to connect the dots is astonishing, particularly your use of inane links to stand in for your reasoning.
If reality was to intrude into your world you’d realize that you’re probably the advertising campaign for this site’s views…
I certainly don’t want to discourage your participation, anymore than I’d want to discourage a Palin ticket.
Perry Como
@Pope Ratzo: Carriee Creamjeans Is…Nailin’ Palin. I see a hit porn.
J.D. Rhoades
Did she not think that this was gong to be revealed sometime? If there’s a sex tape it ALWAYS surfaces. ALWAYS. And yet, off she goes, filing lawsuits against a pageant she knows she’d be disqualified from the second the tape came to light and insisting her firing was “political.” Maybe it was, and maybe it wasn’t, but it’s a moot point if you’d have lost the damn job anyway.
soonergrunt
@John Cole:
Truer words…
Napoleon
@J.D. Rhoades:
Mine has never surfaced.
Chuck Butcher
Rick is … uncomfortable
kommrade reproductive vigor
But you tease, and you flirt,
and you shine all the buttons on your green shirt.
You can please yourself, but somebody’s gonna get it.
The Moar You Know
@Rick Taylor: Fuck no. She inserted herself and her stupid beliefs into the sex lives of millions of people; we are just returning the favor. Let’s see how she likes getting raked over the coals for her sexuality for a while.
Tattoosydney
Not really OT, given the references to traditional values and the gays:
Corner Stone
@John Cole:
Huh uh..you said “thrust herself”..huhuh.
J.D. Rhoades
@Napoleon:
Yet.
Punchy
I’m guessing that link is NSFW?
Corner Stone
@soonergrunt: I thought Gov Sanford in SC already perfected this, and at a much higher degree of difficulty.
Svensker
@Perry Como:
LOL.
Laura W
@The Moar You Know:
Truer words…
cleek
Scene: Luxurious bedroom, Hollywood Hills. JOE THE PLUMBER has just finished installing a bidet for rich socialite, CARRIE CREAMJEANS. CARRIE enters.
CARRIE: Nice crack, Joe. I hope you used enough … caulk around the rim.
JOE: You know I always do!
CARRIE: Mind if I give it a try? [squats]
[The doorbell rings. A moment later, Carrie’s friends SARAH BALLIN and MICHELLE N BACKMAN enter, scantily dressed]
etc.
El Cruzado
@DFS.: Judging by the activities reportedly performed, it seems like Carrie Prejean lies to herself. A lot.
kay
Her mistake was getting involved with the GOP. It never ends well.
She was just living her odd, dual life, looking to make a buck, and wham! She’s a big hypocrite.
Corner Stone
Personally, I’m surprised we haven’t found out that every beauty contest winner over the past couple decades doesn’t have a sex tape or nude photos or something sexually explicit.
The personality traits that drive people to compete at that level map pretty well to candid exhibitionism.
But I’m with Andre on this one.
Americans! Fascinated by the revelation that someone else has boobies! The horror!
JGabriel
Pope Ratzo:
Apparently she was under 18 (17) when she made them. So, technically, they’re child porn.
.
soonergrunt
@Corner Stone:
@Laura W:
Hey, I was first with the crude stupid joke! Credit where credit is due, here!
Punchy
@The Moar You Know: Whereever and whatever it is, I want it.
As for prOn names, I’m partial to Carrie Nojeans.
binzinerator
Would it surprise you if he had?
Me neither.
GReynoldsCT00
You’re on the wrong blog then…
soonergrunt
@JGabriel:
That is a lie. Her ex-boyfriend, for whom she made the videos in question said that she was 20 at the time. He said that to some web gossip site, and this was picked up by NBC’s Today Show.
MikeJ
@Rick Taylor: Someone who got a subsidized boob job so she could enter beauty pageants hasn’t pushed herself into the spotlight?
soonergrunt
@Corner Stone: But as of this comment, there is no entry in the lexicon for Sanford as a verb or a noun.
JGabriel
soonergrunt:
Interesting. If she was over 18 at the time of their creation, I don’t know why they haven’t popped up yet either. Kind of surprising, actually.
.
Corner Stone
@soonergrunt: In my defense – I was a little after because it took me five minutes to figure out how best to type my Butthead laugh impersonation.
Huh huh, or huhuhuhuh, or Uh huh huh huh. It’s a lot damned harder than it looks.
And then I thought, “well, maybe I should go for the standard ‘double entendre’ crack”. But decided a nice immature laugh was the way to go.
But ok I’ll give you all the credit. Just like Carrie herself, it appears you got there first.
Corner Stone
@soonergrunt: you sir, are on fire this afternoon! En fuego!
Perry Como
@JGabriel: She lied about that too.
Dork
@JGabriel: A number of sites are saying she was 20, not 17. The “17” bit was to imply it’d be illegal to show it, to prevent sites from hosting the vid. But on my TeeVee they said she was 20, and thus legal to fondle her vertical bacon sandwich on my computer monitor.
Just Some Fuckhead
Does anyone have a link to her porn videos? I just wanna check ’em out, see if they’re the same quality as the professional stuff I masturbate to.
kommrade reproductive vigor
@JGabriel: Maybe not.
Look, let’s assume this vapid cow had never opened her gob about equal marriage rights, but she did go on and on and on about how she was a Good Christian.
She’d still be a big steaming sack of hypocrisy because her mouth is set on LIE.
gopher2b
@The Moar You Know:
“She inserted herself ” the laughs just keep on coming.
Laura W
@soonergrunt: Mine was a subtle homage to you, Sir!
I was gonna put h/t soonergrunt, but I just assumed it would be perceived as an obvious echo of your brilliant quip.
Sheesh.
Touchy (yourself).
trollhattan
Leave Carrie aloooooooone!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
(Once you post the pics.)
Perry Como
Go on…
Damn.
celticdragon
@MoeLarryAndJesus:
I like it :D
General Winfield Stuck
@Sasha:
It was the most touching song of the late 80’s.
SiubhanDuinne
@The Moar You Know: I’ll bet you any amount of money she’s in negotiations with Playboy for a photo, uh, spread.
Laura W
@Just Some Fuckhead: I was just sitting here thinking about you* and how tragic it would be if you were still trying to get internet access from your underwater cave and were missing this super hot thread.
(*I was not touching myself. Move on.)
R-Jud
@Dork:
I am cringing too much to laugh.
Face
@Laura W: why ya gotta kill my buzz with your damn asterik?
General Winfield Stuck
@joe from Lowell:
Been saying this for days. Not fair to Carrie either without the proof, that is in the shaky pudding.
soonergrunt
@Corner Stone: Everybody left the office early, and I’m waiting for a computer to complete installing a new image, so I’m here all by myself.
What else am I going to do?
soonergrunt
@Corner Stone: Everybody left the office early, and I’m waiting for a computer to complete installing a new image, so I’m here all by myself.
What else am I going to do?
Just Some Fuckhead
@Laura W: Pieces of my house are flying around the yard, otherwise I’m fine. Just kicked off work, opened a PBR and unzipped my fly.
soonergrunt
@Laura W: Maybe later. Somebody might come back…
Just Some Fuckhead
Note the absence of an asterisk, for Face’s sake. Raaooowww.
gary
Leave her alone, she’s hot. I saw her on Fox and all I could think about was how hot she is. So she’s against same sex marriage, her sister’s for it, you know her liberal sister in the army that she loves even though they disagree on gay marriage (don’t ask, don’t tell). So she made the biggest mistake of her life over and over. Who hasn’t?
soonergrunt
@Dork: The whole “I was 17. I was young and stupid!” was an attempt to turn the whole thing into some kind of sympathy thing. Look at the poor girl who thought she was doing something cool for her boyfriend and he turned around and did something crude (and possibly illegal) like that. Don’t you see, SHE’S the REAL victim here!
Only the ex-boyfriend, presumably not wanting to be thought of as either a child molester or child pornographer didn’t play ball with her.
This shit just gets better and better!
bemused
@geg6:
I second that. I am pretty fed up with the holier than thou crowd & Prejean is one outrageous hypocrite.
Ha, she did lie about being 17. What a surprise.
soonergrunt
@Corner Stone:
Sometimes you just gotta push the envelope! The way this thread is going, I say GO FOR IT!
Bitter Scribe
I’m surprised no one has paid attention to the real issue here, which is that amateurs like Carrie are pushing professional porn out of the market and making it difficult for hardworking performers to make a living.
licensed to kill time
@bemused:
You called it the other day! I thought about you arguing that point when I heard this news today.
Liberty60 (formerly Reason60)
John, your line of questioning here is inapropriate.
binzinerator
@Punchy:
I’m leaning toward ‘Carrie Precum’ myself.
freelancer
Anyone else getting the sense that today is like a Perfect Storm of wingnut comeuppance?
Libertarians begging for $.
Palin’s book is derailing before launch day.
Prejean is the right wing’s Porn-star Barbie.
The teabagging bloggers are all head asplody over KSM going to trial. (as if any jury is gonna let the 9/11 mastermind free)
and Obama lays the tease of Immigration Reform. (Rage! Rage! against the dying of the white!)
Now excuse him as he quietly uses the noise as cover to bitchslap Joe Lieberman and pass healthcare.
licensed to kill time
“And if it don’t fit I’ll push it up and down,
and if it don’t fit then I’ll twist it round and round
Oh please let me have it!
I’ve just got to have it!
Oh baby won’t you give it to me please…
…I mean that diamond ring, oh baby won’t you give it to me please!”
(old double entendre blues song that was playing in my head while reading this thread about Carrie and her many mistakes)
Mike in NC
The BJ threads have gotten too confusing today: Was this Prejean? Palin? Palejeans??? It’s Friday the 13th and after 5 PM, so the damn bar is now open…
tamiedjr
@freelancer: Could we achieve peak Wingnut? It seems possible at times.
freelancer
@tamiedjr:
No this is not peak wingnut.
I deliberately wanted to avoid that claim.
I don’t want to imagine what peak wingnut will look like.
Kiril
I predict 4chan will sort this all out in due course. Anonymous, you have your orders.
inb4nypa
Eric U.
@General Winfield Stuck: shouldn’t she still be Miss California until anyone who wants to has seen the tapes?
bemused
@licensed to kill time:
The antennae on my bullshit detector started spinning around the more I’ve seen & heard her. After nine years of conservative crap, I’m cynical about everything & I can’t break the habit.
Bubblegum Tate
@freelancer:
Yes, but it’s all good news for Republicans. Also.
Demo Woman
@gary: So she made the biggest mistake of her life over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Who hasn’t?
AngusTheGodOfMeat
Okay, two things, and I haven’t read the thread, so if this is redundant, then I will go ahead and take credit for these anyway.
One, or A, I demand that these video and photo materials be made available online so that we can see them and judge their political significance.
B, or Two, I am absolutely opposed to the teaching of heterosexuality in our public schools. The heterosexual agenda MUST BE STOPPED.
General Winfield Stuck
@Eric U.:
yup, it’s only fair.
The Moar You Know
I will note that Chris Hansen has not shown up and reported us all to the FBI, therefore it appears that Miss Loosejeans was, in fact, 20 when the tapes were made.
Fulcanelli
Somewhere, in an undisclosed location, Larry Flynt is getting out his checkbook…
Wannabe Speechwriter
How much do you want to bet some “girl-on-girl” fling or pictures are going to come out about the former Miss California? Wonder how she would get out of that one…
licensed to kill time
@AngusTheGodOfMeat:
Every guy on this thread agrees with number A, or One. Prolly some of the gals, too.
On number B, or Two, it is the heterosexual agenda that is What is Wrong in this Country, fer sure.
And that’s just where we’re headed these days.
Gawd amighty, this thread is full of win.
Little Dreamer
I’d like to ask Ms. Prejean where in the Bible it shows that Jesus said “go fuck yourself”.
AngusTheGodOfMeat
@Little Dreamer:
He might not have said it explicitly, but he certainly implied it throughout his teachings, don’t you think?
Little Dreamer
@AngusTheGodOfMeat:
Well, he did say the word “cum” a lot, but, I think he also expected to be a part of that scene. “Cum unto me” I think he said. He also said “love your neighbor as yourself”, so I don’t think he was talking about solo stimulation at all. It sort of puts a question on that whole coveting thing, doesn’t it? If you are coveting your neighbor’s wife, and she is also your neighbor (assuming they live together) then aren’t you in fact loving your neighbor as yourself, and abiding Jesus’ directive?
AngusTheGodOfMeat
@Little Dreamer:
Religion is so complicated!
Perry Como
@Kiril: tits or gtfo
AkaDad
This entire thread is full of win. Everyone wins a copy of my sex tape.
ruemara
Speaking as a former fundie, what kinda church girl was this prejean? I’ve been a sober minded pagan for nearly a decade now and I still can’t look too long at my nude self much less play touchy feelies for the webcam.
Just Some Fuckhead
@ruemara:
Are you serious? I grew up in the fundamentalist movement (my folks were missionaries) and I can’t hardly catch a look of myself in the mirror without needing to masturbate. I am totally ghey for me.
Patrick
I don’t like Prejean’s (barely formed) political opinions, either, but by now I wish everybody would just leave this very young, not-very-bright girl alone: both the Right that’s shamelessly exploiting her, and the rest of us, who are ridiculing her for our own entertainment.
She didn’t do anything wrong by posing nude or making tapes, but there WAS a very great wrong committed here: by the ex-boyfriend sleazebag who is betraying her to try to sell some embarrassing private pictures for big money. Nobody’s talking about him and his morality, or that of many others like him who betray their ex-girlfriends and ex-wives in this same way every day. She really IS a victim in this. Foolish to have trusted him, sure, but let everybody who was never naively foolish at 20 please stand up and throw the first stone.
The whole thing is just very sad, and I wish somebody who actually cares about her would persuade her to walk away from her lowlife right-wing handlers, get out of the limelight, and quietely get on with her life.
Midnight Marauder
@Patrick:
John Cole already said this best:
I know it’s tough when all those typical human emotions are fluttering around in there, but this time…it’s okay to not feel bad. She created this maelstrom she finds herself in; not us. All we can do is sit back, mock the situation unmercilessly, and be drink and be merry.
She’s going to have to have a long, hard conversation with herself in the mirror before any of that happens. But she’ll probably be too busy going to Palm Springs again. Also.
Blue Raven
I saw Womanist attempt to argue that this party on Prejean’s falsified reputation is slut-shaming. Can’t see it. Slut-shaming is assigning a woman the label with no motive other than repressing her. This is table-turning with evidence. And clearly, this isn’t sluttery. She’s alone in the damn vids. Anyone who hasn’t masturbated more than eight times in a month between the ages of 12-20 is either asexual or lying.
Americanitis
Good Christ…another Republican conservative telling others what to do with their wee-wee/va-jay-jay and then we find out they’ve also put out multimedia resources showing us too?
The shock! The horror!! The…bandwidth!!!
As many times as this has happened, it never gets old, does it? Well, at least she’s better looking than Larry Craig IMHO ;-)
Jesse
@kay: I’m not sure I get it. Sure, I know about her comment at the Miss America pageant. I get it. What does the sex tape add to that? How is it hypocrisy to be against gay marriage but to make sex tapes? They strike me as unrelated.
Perry Como
Hopefully she’ll take some more pics.
soonergrunt
@Midnight Marauder:
Given her history and proclivities, do you really think this is the only thing she’ll do in the mirror?
kommrade reproductive vigor
@Blue Raven: I thought we were Lying Sack of Fail Shaming.
Oh well, I’m sure Miss Prescream will be fine. Hell, she could make a fortune if she started some 700 Club type church. I mean, the sweat sock concession alone…
MoeLarryAndJesus
What’s the best guess – natural muff, landing strip, or shaved? Inquiring minds want to know.
Perry Como
@MoeLarryAndJesus: Being a good Christian it will be shaved in the shape of a cross.
TheHatOnMyCat
It is, unless we get to see the evidence.
Release the videos!
cay
traditional marriage meets dan savage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tM0Pg_KKV8
AngusTheGodOfMeat
@Perry Como:
We pray that you are right.
chuck
@Just Some Fuckhead:
Just make sure your webcam is off.
Midnight Marauder
@soonergrunt:
Ahem.
+1
slag
This person takes the art of being self-centered to a whole new level. Very wingnut.
Ecks
Damn those hardworking amateurs muscling in. Though in this case perhaps a softworki…. what?
AngusTheGodOfMeat
@Just Some Fuckhead:
Would you mind putting us up a picture?
You can use my url as an example of how to do it. Thanks.
Fulcanelli
@Perry Como: Well it’s a safe bet it won’t be a pink triangle… Ba Da Bing!
UnfrozenCavegirlBlogger
Everyone masturbates.
She’d be a hypocrite if she married a woman, which she didn’t.
Keithly
I, for one, would like to get Vanessa Williams’ opinion on the Creamjeans kerfuffle. As I recall, Vanessa’s an ex-beauty queen, with some, um, exposure issues, too. It was also a case of ‘two or three gathered,’ but not ‘in my name,’ if you get my drift.
Corner Stone
@AkaDad: I’m going to conclude that your definition of “wins” and mine are wildly divergent.
DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal)
Carrie Sansjeans?
Carrie Dropjeans?
Carrie Moistjeans?
Carrie Crotchlessjeans?
Refixed.
The Today show reported that according to her ex-bf, she made 15 of the videos for him. If she is aspiring to be a porn star she is rapidly devaluing herself. As they say, why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?
I wholeheartedly agree because we also need to check her kerning to verify that these are really her.
@Patrick:
Your concern has been noted, filed and indexed for future reference. Please note, as astutely observed and succinctly stated by Mr. Cole above, ‘she thrust herself’ into the public sphere and as far as I can tell it looks like she is still thrusting away at it.
disappointedGOPer
@Kiril:
Carrie Prejean, camwhore? Gawd, let it be so.
Litlebritdifrnt
@freelancer:
You missed the best one. The PROTECT THE FETUS AT ALL COSTS ELEVENTY! pro life idjits paying for elective abortion coverage in their health insurance policy for twenty years for their staffers.
tellybelly
@Roger Moore:
I have been predicting Joe the Plumber’s descent into the world of gay porn of the bear/daddy genre, where he actually might find some real success, for several months. It’s obvious now that his skill and experience set probably wouldn’t sustain a more complex way of making a living.
Just so long as he doesn’t have to remember any lines that aren’t spontaneously ‘generated’…
kelly
This is stupid even for balloon juice. What, exactly, is your fucking point? She took pics and made a video for her boyfriend. WTF does that have to do with her opinion on gay marriage? I could point you to literally thousands of pr0n vids by actresses and models who support gay marriage: they get a pass, somehow? How exactly do you equate these non-sequitors? Oh wait, I forgot: you use absolutely anything to bludgeon your former allies and to kiss up to your new masters. Unfortunately for you, the leftist wave has crested. Maybe you’ll switch back now? Cole is arianna huffington without the accent.
gwangung
Come on, you’re not THAT dim.
slag
@kelly: Once again, a conservative with no appreciation of irony. This is why conservatives, in general, aren’t funny.
Now, that’s funny.
sunsin
@Little Dreamer:
“Whatever thy hand finds to do, do it with all thy might.”
(Ecclesiastes 9:10)
Well, at least it’s the Bible….
Little Dreamer
@sunsin: Being it’s an Old Testament directive, I think the new law supplanted it. Too bad, sounds like they had a lot of fun back in the day. ;)
If only we could find some instance of Jesus pushing this teaching, Ms. Prejean might get off!
b-psycho
@Tattoosydney: Wow, a family like that actually lives in Arkansas?
grendelkhan
@Kiril: 4chan is like the anti-Captain America. If you find yourself rooting for them, it’s very likely that you’re not the good guy.
@Patrick: Thank you. Would this kind of schadenfreude be considered acceptable if her privacy had been violated in some other sexually-charged way? Would we all be standing around the metaphorical water-cooler chuckling about how the bitch was asking for it?
I know, I know, my Monday RSS-reader catchup means that I frequently miss the party here. But you people are terrible. What the fuck? Do we really need Blue Raven arguing that it’s not slut-shaming because she’s totally a slut?
Flying Spagehtti Monster
@The Populist: Michelle Malkin saw herself naked in the mirror, that’s why she can’t stop making that facial expression