One Hour Left

To vote for Bitsy.

We can break 9k folks.

*** Update ***

For the Tunch fans:

masterofhisdomain

*** Update #2 ***

For the victor:

anniebitsy-transylvaniatimes

155 Responses to “One Hour Left”

  1. 1

    asiangrrlMN

    Do it! It’s your civic duty! Otherwise, the Pomeranian wins.

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    asiangrrlMN

    P.S. Cole, since it’s just you and me for now, you know what would make this thread even better? A picture of Tunch. I’m just saying.

  3. 3

    cdmarine

    Civic duty achieved!

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    Jean

    I vote for her every day, and I don’t even get it. It’s just “get up, vote for Bitsy, go to work.” When does it end?

  5. 5

    General Winfield Stuck

    Already did earlier. That Pom is a fascist mutt, I’m sure of it.

  6. 6

    asiangrrlMN

    @Jean: In an hour. This is the last day.

    @General Winfield Stuck: His owner certainly is.

  7. 7

    Phoenix Woman

    Tunch’s name would make a great hockey chant:

    Tunch Tunch Tunch Tunch,
    Tunch Tunch Tunch Tunch,
    Tunch Tunch Tunch Tunch,
    Tunch Tunch Tunch Tunch, Tunch Tunnnnch!

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    ellaesther

    @Jean: Technically, tonight, but I wonder if all the semi-finalist/finalist brou-ha-ha will mean that we’ll have to keep voting for awhile.

    Somehow, some magical way, this translates to money for a woman who cares for animals in need on her own dime and own time—and comes very highly recommended by our Laura W. Beyond that, I don’t get it either.

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    Brick Oven Bill

    My vote was # 7578. You should not have deleted that last comment. There was nothing wrong with it.

  10. 10

    Mark S.

    How do you get the running tally w/o scrolling through the three million dogs in the competition?

    (Oregon St. is making a game of it)

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    Steeplejack

    [Groundskeeper Willie voice] I voted this mornin’. There’s not a bloody thing more a man can dooo!

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    ellaesther

    I wrote something the other day that I’m just SURE I should write again here:

    Wouldn’t this whole “Vote Bitsy” thing make a great case study for someone who wanted to explain the election process to kids? Technically, all we’re voting on is “cute,” and if that were truly my only criteria, I likely would’ve voted for one of those dachshunds…!

    BUT, other issues come into play, as in any election, and then you also factor in the impact of grassroots organization (us, et al), and the fact that Bitsy eventually got endorsements from high places (those hoity-toity bloggers out there, can’t remember who exactly right now, who endorsed her and called on folks to pull the lever), and it’s a whole different kettle of fish!

    Not to mention the sheer amount of effort involved in getting a measly 9,000 votes.

  13. 13

    asiangrrlMN

    @Mark S.: Holy crap. I turned off the game ‘coz I thought it was over. Thanks for letting me know I should turn it back on.

  14. 14

    Omnes Omnibus

    Done.

  15. 15

    Little Macayla's Friend

    8872

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    Jean

    @Mark S.: I just go here:
    http://www.cutestdogcompetitio.....AF9FFC1E6E

    I just clicked on the link over there on the right, and I always arrive at Bitsy’s photo and the tally. It’s less a mystery now, thanks to ellaesther. I forget that I voted, go back there after someone orders everyone to vote, and it says, Come Back Tomorrow. You already voted.

    Maybe Laura could make everyone vote for Deeds this way?

  17. 17

    Dee Loralei

    She’s at 8892 now! When do they announce the winner? Is it close to midnight and the end of voting? Or do they dally and let the suspense build til Sunday AM?

  18. 18

    Xecky Gilchrist

    I was #8899.

    I’m new to the cutest dog thing. So what kind of spam have I signed up for?

  19. 19

    Litlebritdifrnt

    Done, I actually feel ashamed cause I was offline yesterday and not able to vote, in my defense I was spending time with my beloved 14 year old pooch who does not have much time left with me. We went to Lake Waccamaw, and he absolutely adored it, lots of pics of rolling around in the grass and stuff to come later. (Him that is, not me, just wanted to point that out)

  20. 20

    dfd

    q@Xecky Gilchrist: I’ve failed to vote for Bitsy because of my fear of spam.

  21. 21

    Mark S.

    @Jean:

    I meant, how can you see the leaders.

  22. 22

    Jean

    @Mark S.:
    That I don’t know. I am only functionally literate on voting for Bitsy.

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    Steeplejack

    @dfd:

    There’s no spam! I’ve been voting for weeks and have gotten nada, zilch, nuttin’! Vote for the freakin’ dog already. You’re killing me here.

  24. 24

    Mark S.

    @Steeplejack:

    I haven’t gotten any spam either. Go vote!

  25. 25

    Elizabelle

    Litlebrit: looked at your blog and photos the other day; liked the beach pics.

    Hope you and your pup enjoy your remaining time together. They just don’t live long enough. But they live in the moment, and that’s often a good lesson for us.

  26. 26

    asiangrrlMN

    @Litlebritdifrnt: Oh, I am so sorry to hear that. Don’t feel bad about missing a day. You had good reason. I am sending a white light to surround you and your pooch in this difficult time.

    @Steeplejack: Agreed. I have gotten zilch from them, and I’ve voted every damn day since this started.

    Oh, and Cole? I LOVE YOU!! Thanks for the pic of Tunchie. He completes me!

  27. 27

    General Winfield Stuck

    The Tunchster Rules!!

  28. 28

    RandyH

    They run on Pacific Time. You have three more hours. Bitsy’s got 8910 votes now.

  29. 29

    asiangrrlMN

    @Litlebritdifrnt: I just looked at the pics of your pooch. What a beautiful boy he is.

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    Steeplejack

    @John Cole:

    Re update pic: I think pictures of Tunch should include the front page of the current day’s newspaper, because how do we know you aren’t just recycling some months-old picture of Tunch? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

    Steep +4, wait, +5? Dumplings. I need more dumplings.

  31. 31

    Comrade Kevin

    Lord Tunch, in repose on his throne.

  32. 32

    gbear

    One Hour Left

    Whew. For a second there I thought the universe was ending.

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    gbear

    OT, but this was the most satisfying video that I’ve seen this week.

  35. 35

    asiangrrlMN

    @jeffreyw: Damn you, you tease!

    @Steeplejack: You cannot mention dumplings if you did not bring enough to share.

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    Yutsano

    @gbear: Dude why couldn’t that guy be a fuckin’ Yankee fan?

  38. 38

    Bob In Pacifica

    Tunch:

    “Run run run run runaway.” -Del Shannon

  39. 39

    Tattoosydney

    @ellaesther:

    other issues come into play, as in any election…

    Bribery and corruption!

  40. 40

    eco2geek

    Little Bitsy looks like she should be in the “Dog with the most perennially worried look on her face” competition.
    ...
    All right, I went and registered and voted. #8936.

  41. 41

    asiangrrlMN

    @Yutsano: Hon, go do an intervention with TattooSydney on the open thread. Now he’s trying to convince Michael Gass that he is teh ghey, too. I swear, my FH#1 has the softest heart ever.

  42. 42

    Litlebritdifrnt

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Yeah he is, and he is in human years 98, and feels it every day,I cannot begin to express to you how tough this thing is, cause I know, (as only we hoomins know) that he has such a short time left. I am trying to fill his last days with us full of happy stuff, of new smells, of new experiences, of happy days. I think his happy days are done, and it is only a matter of time, he is going to go to sleep and not wake up. But, he will be happy, and loved, and cared for. A dog could not wish for more.

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    asiangrrlMN

    @Litlebritdifrnt: He is dearly loved. He is going to be with the ones who loves him in his last days. He will be with the very people who will do all they can to make his passing as easy as possible. He is, indeed, lucky (yes, a pun). May we all be so blessed.

  44. 44

    William

    John, more than an hour left. The voting site is on PST.
    I’m on the east coast and just voted at 12:24 AM but it came up:
    Last vote 10/24/09 at 9:24:PM PST Votes: 8940

    Come on people I can’t be the only loser voting for Bitsy tonight!

  45. 45

    Tattoosydney

    @asiangrrlMN:

    Hon, go do an intervention with TattooSydney on the open thread. Now he’s trying to convince Michael Gass that he is teh ghey, too. I swear, my FH#1 has the softest heart ever.

    Oh, please, he’s not gay. He has certs to prove it.

    BoB on the other hand…. he’s making threatening S&M talk over in the other thread.

    If I were gay TattooSydney, you would no longer know your last name.

    Last time someone said something like that to me I couldn’t sit down for a week.

  46. 46

    Steeplejack

    @asiangrrlMN:

    In fact, I do not have enough to share. My brother made like a huge stockpot of chicken and dumplings, and I got pushed out the door with a small Tupperware container because they were heading out to a party. WTF?! (Which seems to be my theme tonight.) Had some tonight, saving the rest for tomorrow. Mine, all mine.

  47. 47

    2th&nayle

    vote #8954. That is all.

  48. 48

    PeakVT

    Nice picture of Tunch exuding disdain.

  49. 49

    jeffreyw

    I was thinkin ham fried rice for tomorrow, but chicken dumplins sure sound good.

  50. 50

    MikeJ

    I hope that Bitsy picture doesn’t turn into Dewey Defeats Truman.

  51. 51

    Bad Horse's Filly

    Wow, thought I missed the deadline, but it’s PDT, so I got in under the wire. 8970 at 10:50 MDT.

  52. 52

    jeffreyw

    Mrs J just got in from work, has to turn around and go back in for the day shift. Bastards are laying her off this week. At least she gets to work days her last week.

  53. 53

    Tattoosydney

    Sunday afternoon, rainy… nothing to do…

    Heaven Scent – the best dance track ever written.

    That is all.

    Tattoosydney +1

  54. 54

    Bad Horse's Filly

    Due to the whimsy of the BJ edit gods, some days I have edit buttons, some days I don’t. Today, nada. But I wanted to say, thank you for the Tunch picture.

  55. 55

    AhabTRuler

    @Tattoosydney: I am really liking the remix of the Bertie Blackman track on the Nu Breed set, but neither the single or the album that it is off of is available in the states. Know anything about her other work, &c.?

  56. 56

    Yutsano

    @Tattoosydney: Oh cwap, now I’m starting. Dammit!:

  57. 57

    Steeplejack

    Haw! Just saw Update No. 2. Love the newspaper and also Laura W’s black cat, who has that great “I am irritated and I will fuck you up” look. I had a black cat who did that exact same look.

  58. 58

    General Winfield Stuck

    @jeffreyw:

    Sorry to hear that.

  59. 59

    Yutsano

    @Bad Horse’s Filly: Quick question: how long do you keep recipes on your blog? I’m not in a position to snag Sydney’s Portuguese chicken recipe right now.

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    trollhattan

    8,984. Don’t know how the commie pommie is doing. That Web site is seriously lame. Also.

  62. 62

    trollhattan

    Hmm, some kind of time warp there. 8,989?

  63. 63

    jeffreyw

    @General Winfield Stuck:
    Not really that bad, she was gonna retire at the end of December anyway, she’ll draw comp for a coupla months and then pull the plug. She’ll still get health insurance and a fair pension (defined benefit kind). We are fine.

    It’s just a general fuck you to the peeps there from management.

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    Tattoosydney

    @AhabTRuler:

    Bertie Blackman

    To my shame this is the first I have heard of her… I like that song though… She has a wikipedia page, and you can buy here albums from here.

  67. 67

    Jane2

    OMG Someone go vote for her! I can’t vote again today…..

  68. 68

    trollhattan

    And there it is: 9k. Zounds, I never imagined it was possible.

  69. 69

    Yutsano

    @Tattoosydney: BTW not to detract from your fun but I do believe we have exposed Mr Gass as a potential poser. Amazing what will happen if you give someone enough rope.

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    asiangrrlMN

    @jeffreyw: Aw, still sucky. At least she has you cooking to make her feel better.

    @Tattoosydney: Without the comma, I thought he was saying, “If I were a gay Tattoosydney”, and I thought, “wait, Tattoosydney is gay.”

  71. 71

    Bad Horse's Filly

    Do we know if 9k (+ now) is enough to make her a semi-finalist? I have no idea who might be close to her, since the site is not set up in any way that makes sense, to me anyway.

  72. 72

    asiangrrlMN

    @Yutsano: No. I sent you over there to deter FH#1, not to egg him on! Now I have to go read. Your link no work. You fix.

    @Tattoosydney: I no can listen right now. Too upbeat.

  73. 73

    Violet

    Yay! Just got back from a concert and find that Bitsy is over 9000! Go Bitsy! Who woulda thunk it? Nine thousand votes for her! That just makes my day!

    That must mean I’m exceptionally lame.

  74. 74

    AhabTRuler

    you can buy here albums from here.
    You sure can, but AU$24.95+shipping is a little steep for a wild shot. Some of her other stuff is available for download in the US, so hopefully the most recent album will come along eventually.

  75. 75

    Bad Horse's Filly

    Wow, SNL is on my tv right now. Has it always been this lame? Must turn off NOW.

  76. 76

    Yutsano

    @asiangrrlMN: Ggggrrrr aaarrgghhh no edit in Firefox. Just follow this hon:

    @Yutsano:

  77. 77

    asiangrrlMN

    @Yutsano: He had to be shitting with that. I mean, come on, not knowing what a stipulation is? I knew that when I was in grade school!

  78. 78

    AhabTRuler

    you can buy here albums from here.

    You sure can, but AU$24.95+shipping is a little steep for a wild shot. Some of her other stuff is available for download in the US, so hopefully the most recent album will come along eventually.

    That fixes the blockquote FAIL above, for clarity.

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    asiangrrlMN

    @Yutsano: Found it. I can’t leave the two of you alone for a minute!

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    asiangrrlMN

    All right, bitchez. I got three hours of sleep last night, so I think I’m turning in early—which means I should be up at four in the morning or so.

    Sigh.

    No feeding the trolls while I’m gone, TattooSydney and Yutsano, you hear me?

    Sheesh.

  83. 83

    Yutsano

    @asiangrrlMN: This just cements him as either a spoof or a poser, either way not worth much attention from now on. I think we should pie him.

  84. 84

    Violet

    @Bad Horse’s Filly:

    We don’t know for sure. We can only hope that it’s enough so she wins her week. She’s way ahead of all other Top 30 dogs from last week, so unless there’s a dark horse dog that comes out of nowhere, she should win the week.

    Go Bitsy!

  85. 85

    asiangrrlMN

    @Yutsano: I say spoof, and I have him pied in my mind already. I didn’t read his posts—only what people said in response. It’s how I deal with BoB, too.

  86. 86

    Linkmeister

    #9012 for Little Bitsy @ 1945HST.

  87. 87

    Comrade Mary

    @Bad Horse’s Filly: The closest competitor I could find was AC Pup, who is currently at 4551.

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    Bad Horse's Filly

    @Violet: @Comrade Mary: Thank goodness, now I can go to bed. Yes, I know, I’m lame. Also.

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    Cain

    @jeffreyw:

    Mrs J just got in from work, has to turn around and go back in for the day shift. Bastards are laying her off this week. At least she gets to work days her last week.

    Opportunity to find better work I hope. Good luck to her!

    cain

  90. 90

    John Cole

    And Lily and Tunch just woke me up because the possum outside was in the neighbor’s trash. I am proud to say my general area is now CLEAR OF ALL POSSUMS and I can go back to bed. Seriously, Tunch. You are an indoor cat. Stop the god damn yowling at wildlife. You just get Lily worked up.

  91. 91

    Yutsano

    @John Cole: Mission accomplished here John, now head on back to bed.

  92. 92

    MikeJ

    Our long national nightmare is over:

    Phase One, Week 12 of the Cutest Dog Competition has ended. Thank you all for playing. Congratulations to the semi-finalists.
    Please give us a few hours to transition to Phase Two of the Cutest Dog Competition

    A new long national nightmare awaits!

  93. 93

    RedKitten

    @Litlebritdifrnt: That dog has just the sweetest face ever. What a darling old pal he is! Please give him a nice scratch behind the ears for me.

  94. 94

    RedKitten

    @John Cole: Tunch would go nuts at my place—the fox was up on our front step today, looking for vittles.

  95. 95

    daryljfontaine

    The crowning has been made official. Congratulations, LB, it’s been a long, hard road but you made it in the end.

    D

  96. 96

    HeartlandLiberal

    FWIW, it appears the Bitsy voting is NOT OVER.

    The site now lists 12 semi-finalists, among whom is Bitsy.

    So you GET TO VOTE SOME MORE!!

    Cutest Dog Competition Semi Finals

  97. 97

    arguingwithsignposts

    Congrats, LB! I would think that being the winner of the final week would generate some momentum into the semis, but I also think this contest is far too long. Give her the money already!

  98. 98

    Tattoosydney

    Oh my god. It’s really starting again…

    Thanks for the vote!
    New contest tomorrow!

    Does that mean there is a separate count EVERY SINGLE DAY?

  99. 99

    arguingwithsignposts

    Just noticed this:

    *$1,000,000.00 Grand Prize paid as 30 annual installments. The first annual payment of $33,000 will be made within five (5) business days of the selection of the Grand Prize winner. Thereafter, All American Pet Co, Inc. will make twenty nine (29) additional annual payments on September 30 of each subsequent year. Twenty eight subsequent payments will made in the amount of thirty three thousand US dollars ($33,000). The thirtieth (30) annual payments of forty three thousand US dollars ($43,000) will be the last payment and sum the Grand Prize winning to one million US dollars ($1,000,000). All payments will be made by an official bank check drawn on the Bow Wow Million Inc. or its surviving corporate entity’s bank account.

    They’re assuming that this company will be in business and have not declared bankruptcy for 30 years to make the million dollar prize. That payment structure is bullshit.

  100. 100

    DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal)

    Someone rickrolled the Birfers, the guy who ‘found’
    the Kenyan birth certificate has filed something with the court about one of Oily Taint’s buddies (Chas. Lincoln) scroggin on Oily (retch) and Oily asking the certificate guy to perjure himself. Whatever the fuck the blather is all about, this line (regarding the rickrolling ‘news’ they swallowed) from a Free Republic ‘member’ made me laugh my ass off at these fools:

    The story is fake, but accurate.

    Reality is not needed when you can create your own.

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    arguingwithsignposts

    @arguingwithsignposts:

    Also, has anyone met a 30-year-old dog?

  102. 102

    demkat620

    Morning all. Bitsy made it to the next round?
    Awesome!

  103. 103

    The Grand Panjandrum

    @HeartlandLiberal: Just voted for Bitsy in the second round. Thanks for the link and the reminder.

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    MikeJ

    Someone rickrolled the Birfers

    Disappointed they didn’t use the barack-roll.

  105. 105

    Just Some Fuckhead

    We vote today and there’s a new contest tomorrow? WTF? I’m starting to understand why Alfred pulled out. This is like Groundhog Day.

    More voting isn’t going to go over well with my Farmville neighbors. I may have to threaten to burn down some farms.

  106. 106

    Jane2

    Little Bitsy’s march to victory is starting to remind me of the American electoral system…how much Rufus-spawned anti-Bitshy propaganda will we have to endure through these multiple votes?

    But I’m up for it…for now…..

  107. 107

    MikeJ

    Little Bitsy’s march to victory is starting to remind me of the American electoral system

    More like Afghanistan. Vote, vote, vote again.

  108. 108

    Just Some Fuckhead

    I guess calling the contest “How Long Can You Harass The Piss Out Of Otherwise Well-Intentioned Folks For Dubious Gain” doesn’t have the same pet-friendly ring to it.

    Wait, we’re prolly being monitored to see which group of supporters most deserves the prize. Must. Radiate. Pleasantness.. awwargh!

  109. 109

    MikeJ

    Wait, we’re prolly being monitored to see which group of supporters most deserves the prize. Must. Radiate. Pleasantness.. awwargh!

    This is the most sincere pumpkin patch.

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    Skepticat

    Gawd, I’m so easily entertained. My vote just moved Bitsy into the lead, and you’d think I’d accomplished something my very own self. Go, Bitsy baby.

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    RedKitten

    @MikeJ:

    This is the most sincere pumpkin patch.

    /coffee spit-take

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    2th&nayle

    @arguingwithsignposts: Hahaha! No can’t say I’ve ever met a 30 year old dog, but that strikes me funny! Makes me think of the scene in “Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil” where the old man is walking imaginary “Uga” around the park. Funny stuff

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    Just Some Fuckhead

    Rufus is taking off. The Huckleberry must be standing over his minions, lashing them while screaming maniacally, “Ah ha ha. Ah ha ha. Ah haaah haaahhh, haaahhh!”

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    valdivia

    votes bitsy. what is with that Rufus?

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    valdivia

    ugh that should read voted. where is the edit button?

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    GReynoldsCT00

    Rufus’s people are ahead of us this morning…

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    Laura W

    I am WAY too hungover from the victory party of last night to even begin to deal with this but if y’all want some extra blog commenting fun, go to the contest blog since everyone will be commenting in Bitsy’s victory thread today.

    Please don’t do or say anything to embarrass Balloon Juice as it is listed as the #1 web site responsible (lookin’ at you, Bouncing Boy) and some of those folks are bound to come over here today. I should probably take down the Glenn ads, huh?

    The direct link to the 12 semi-finalists.

  118. 118

    Just Some Fuckhead

    @Laura W:

    and some of those folks are bound to come over here today

    Oh shit, and here I am with butter stains all over my wifebeater. Oh well, consider the source, I always say. You really can’t expect better out of a fuckhead.

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    Napoleon

    OH NO

    Bitsy is up against two Pomeranians. I grew up with a Pom which was my bestest friend in the world.

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    GReynoldsCT00

    @Laura W:

    Um, yeah, Glenn ads should go… don’t want to give the wrong idea that the majority of the commentariat takes him seriously…personally I think BOB should vote for the good of animals regardless of Bitsy’s name…but I realize this was done in fun

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    Just Some Fuckhead

    I’m really diggin’ Dr. Papidies Capin. Cute, AND a snappy dresser. I don’t wanna vote for him, I wanna hang out wid’ him and sniff the bitches.

    Can I say that?

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    jeffreyw

    @Cain:

    As a matter of fact, and appropriate to this thread, Mrs J will take a part time job at the local veterinarian clinic, and volunteer at a new pet shelter.

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    Ash Can

    I dunno, something about this contest just doesn’t smell quite right.

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    MikeJ

    I’m really diggin’ Dr. Papidies Capin. Cute, AND a snappy dresser.

    I think he’s dressed like Cory Doctorow. Is he in a balloon?

  125. 125

    GReynoldsCT00

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    sure, you are among friends. Might want to re-think the dirty wife beater tho

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    Just Some Fuckhead

    @Ash Can:

    I dunno, something about this contest just doesn’t smell quite right.

    I believe that’s dog poop yer smelling. Oh gods, I am totally embarassing now. What will Laura tell the children?

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    2th&nayle

    @Laura W: Will you take us to Dairy Queen if we’re good at the supermarket, Aunt Laura?

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    Just Some Fuckhead

    I can hardly look at Jasper without gasping. What cynical bastard would enter a puppy with two heads and five legs into a cutest dog contest???

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    Steeplejack

    What the hell? That little pomeranian bastard is up 150-75 over Bitsy. This cannot stand.

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    Svensker

    @HeartlandLiberal:

    So you GET TO VOTE SOME MORE!!
    Cutest Dog Competition Semi Finals

    Bitsy is seriously behind in the Semi-Finals, folks. Rufus has 145 and Bitsy only 78. Let’s get going here.

  131. 131

    Violet

    @Laura W: Yay for Little Bitsy! I feel so proud! All that hard work paid off!

    As for the next round, she’s running second to Rufus at the moment. Still needs votes.

    I’m totally digging that dog Dr. Papidies Capin. He looks like he rides in a sidecar with that getup.

    I wonder if Stephen Colbert will get wind of this contest. “Stephen Colbert el dos” is a semifinalist. Everyone else needs to watch out of the Colbert Nation gets asked to vote. LOL.

  132. 132

    Just Some Fuckhead

    Maybe next, they could do a most retarded dog contest.

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    bystander

    Okay. Do I have this right?

    The Cutest Dog site says,

    # Top 4 finalists
    will be chosen by the judges. Influence the judges decision by voting on the 12 semi finalists and posting your opinions to our blog»

    So, I take that to mean (1) this is the end of the contest for Little Bitsy, (2) she is among the 12 semi-finalists, (3) the judges will select the final winner from among this group, (4) we should vote for her one last time at this LINK, and (5) pitch her case at the contest’s blog. That doing (4) and (5) will help influence the judges.

    ?????????????????

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    valdivia

    I can’t believe HuffPo. They have this headline now on the front page that is once again based on unnamed sources from last week and reading way to much into things (see Booman from yesterday for a better reading) and then they scream with these stupid headline intended to scare everyone. ugh.

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    MikeJ

    then they scream with these stupid headline intended to scare everyone.

    And because you didn’t tell us what the stupid was they got the click they wanted. I feel like I’ve been rick rolled.

    Please don’t feed the trolls, even when they run web sites and go on Maher’s show.

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    Demo Woman

    I voted and The Bastard is still ahead of Bitsy…

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    Jean

    Last night, it was only “an hour” left of voting, but then we adjusted for the time difference, and it was “three hours.” Now she’s “won,” but not really. And the voting continues.

    Maybe we should turn the site green like Sully’s until the election is decided. Arrrgh!

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    Laura W

    @Just Some Fuckhead: I don’t want to get off the couch, scoop the litter, do the dishes, shower, dress and drive an hour to work. I just wanna sit here all day and refresh to see what you’ll say and do next.

    Fortunately I can still do that once I get to work. I’ll be wearing a bra, however, which sort of harshes the whole mood.

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    valdivia

    @MikeJ:

    yes sorry my bad. Trollish it is, making it seem like Reid is the hero of the hour against that evil Obama. Just wow.

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    burnspbesq

    Ooh. Liverpool – Manchester United is on Fox Soccer Channel. See y’all in two hours.

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    RedKitten

    @Laura W:

    @Just Some Fuckhead: I don’t want to get off the couch, scoop the litter, do the dishes, shower, dress and drive an hour to work. I just wanna sit here all day and refresh to see what you’ll say and do next.

    Sounds like my day. It’s 11am, and I’m still in my oh-so-warm fleecy pink bathrobe. I have to clean out my car at some point today, and have no idea where I’m going to find the motivation.

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    arguingwithsignposts

    @GReynoldsCT00:

    Rufus’s people are ahead of us this morning…

    That’s because they aren’t hungover. :)

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    AhabTRuler

    That’s because they aren’t hungover. :)

    Yeah, but we are making up the difference as soon as we crawl out of our puddles of sick! The lead has been cut to about 70 votes.
    I have put out a further call for Bitsy voters, involving those who I didn’t think had the stamina to make it through the endless rounds of early voting, so hopefully we can kick some pommy butt!

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    MikeJ

    @burnspbesq:

    He was born in bonny Scotland
    And he played the football game
    He came to Liverpool in ‘59
    To help us win again
    Then with his mighty red army
    He marched to victory
    He was a legend in his time
    Our hero Bill Shankly

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    Steeplejack

    @burnspbesq:

    Yep. I’m on it right now. And an epic NFL game later with Balloon Juice repercussions—Vikings vs. Stillers.

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    sylvia

    Seems the judges today want imput on the publics favorites – then they make the final decision on the top 4.
    Soooo – One more day to vote for Little Bitsy!!

    Thank you all for your daily support by voting, joking and keeping this fun!!

    Go Little Bitsy Go Get Rufus

    Sylvia and Little Bitsy

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    Just Some Fuckhead

    Sorry to drop out like that but I’ve been doing an investigation inside of Microsoft Paint. I believe Sammy and Stephen Colbert are the same dog. I used the Stretch/Skew tool to turn Sammy’s head to the right to compare against Stephen Colbert. I then zoomed in with the magnifying thingy to do a pixel by pixel comparison. Then someone they got painted blue and the stupid spray can won’t deselect so I can’t undo and the bartool thing is half on and half off the screen.

    But I’m on something here.

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    arguingwithsignposts

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    Kerners are go!

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    Violet

    @sylvia:

    Sylvia, we only vote for one day? That’s kind of crazy. Why’d the pick a Sunday for the “one vote” for the semi-finalists day?

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    Jean

    @Violet: Who knows? You just vote. I did just now. The whole thing is mental.

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    Violet

    @Jean:
    I’ve already voted. But a lot of the folks I can round up to vote for Bitsy again won’t be available today. I’ll get their votes tomorrow through the week. But now that the link has changed for where to vote, I’m pretty sure they won’t go hunt for the new voting link without me prompting them.

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    Chris Johnson

    Bah, that Rufus isn’t anything like as cute as the other Pomeranian Jim Gordon.

    My own pick would be Mozart. Ain’t nothing as cute as a spaniel puppy, sorry.

    However, I am not voting for him- guess I’ll find out later if the judges agreed.

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    asiangrrlMN

    @John Cole:

    I am proud to say my general area is now CLEAR OF ALL POSSUMS

    I read that as, “I am proud to say my genital area is now CLEAR OF ALL POSSUMS”. I need more coffee.

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    Rob

    I didn’t know you lived in Brevard! I’m a daily reader of this blog and a frequent traveler to Brevard so I recognized the paper! :)

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    Comrade Mary

    Holy moley. LB is now about 300 votes ahead of Rufus (who looks like a totally sweet dog and I am not going to badmouth him. I’m just rooting for the Bits.) How did that happen? Did the Flylady contingent come in, or was it just some stealth Juicers? (And I see that Kevin at RumpRoast put up a reminder, too.)