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08
Sep

But Not a Long Form, For Some Reason

by John Cole

This cracked me up:

(Via commenter Genine)

Humor | 7:38 pm |

32 Responses to “But Not a Long Form, For Some Reason”

  1. 1
    September 8th, 2009 at 7:43 pm Reply to this comment

    Texas Dem

    Absolute fucking genius. Pure genius. Any chance Keith or Rachel will pick this up?

  2. 2
    September 8th, 2009 at 7:43 pm Reply to this comment

    General Winfield Stuck

    LMAO. thanky you Genine!

    We can expect Gateway Pundit to put this up as a vital Public Service announcement.

  3. 3
    September 8th, 2009 at 7:46 pm Reply to this comment

    Genine

    I’m glad you all like it! It never fails to cheer me up! :-D

  4. 4
    September 8th, 2009 at 7:48 pm Reply to this comment

    Somebody

    Praise Satan!

  5. 5
    September 8th, 2009 at 7:48 pm Reply to this comment

    Linkmeister

    To quote my old grannie: “Me oh my and a custard pie.”

  6. 6
    September 8th, 2009 at 7:50 pm Reply to this comment

    Zifnab

    The obligatory black-guy-eating-a-watermelon was a nice touch.

  7. 7
    September 8th, 2009 at 7:52 pm Reply to this comment

    freelancer

    @Somebody:

    Ahem, it’s Hail Satan!, thank you very much.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCiTlMrMAhU

  8. 8
    September 8th, 2009 at 7:55 pm Reply to this comment

    JK

    Priceless and brilliant. Someone should email this to Orly Taitz for a response.

  9. 9
    September 8th, 2009 at 7:56 pm Reply to this comment

    stinkwrinkle

    It actually sounds more plausible, put that way. The real birthers could never be that concise and coherent.

  10. 10
    September 8th, 2009 at 8:00 pm Reply to this comment

    smiley

    A little old, no? All Hail Satin!

  11. 11
    September 8th, 2009 at 8:02 pm Reply to this comment

    What Birthers Believe | Oliver Willis

    [...] In video format. Funny, because, true. [...]

  12. 12
    September 8th, 2009 at 8:05 pm Reply to this comment

    El Cid

    How did they leave Indonesia and Barry Soetoro out of the conspiracy, along with the two Hawaii newspaper mentions of the birth? I CALL FRAUD !

  13. 13
    September 8th, 2009 at 8:08 pm Reply to this comment

    General Winfield Stuck

    For once, I hope Armbinder is right.

    The worst thing that could have happened to Democrats—and the one thing that needed to happen in order to kill health reform—did not happen. The Democrats held together. Moderates were not intimidated. Don’t confuse their constituent meeting pander with changed minds.

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    September 8th, 2009 at 8:11 pm Reply to this comment

    linda

    it’s amazing to see how perplexed the villagers are by the behavior of the reichwing. this school hoohaw has finally made clear to them the level of insanity—and the danger the right pose if left unaddressed.

    they really are getting nervous, too. joe klein was clearly freaked by his travel to townhalls recently.

  15. 15
    September 8th, 2009 at 8:23 pm Reply to this comment

    Da Bomb

    Praise Satan! The voodoo guy has a watermelon in his hand!

    I am so easily amused.

  16. 16
    September 8th, 2009 at 8:37 pm Reply to this comment

    jaquestraw

    What about today’s court ruling…......Go Birthers

  17. 17
    September 8th, 2009 at 8:42 pm Reply to this comment

    Bad Horse's Filly

    Hail Satan! Indeed.

    @General Winfield Stuck: I enjoyed the whole article. And once again, via our precious school children, Obama marginalizes the right even more. The MSM tonight is filled with how ridiculous the ‘controversy’ was. NBC Nightly News had a quote from a 12 year old the pretty much said it all (at 2:46)

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032619/#32745130

    (hope the link works).

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    September 8th, 2009 at 8:49 pm Reply to this comment

    General Winfield Stuck

    @Bad Horse’s Filly:

    He said “you” a lot

    Guess the “you” word didn’t make it into Special Ed’s word count nuttery.

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    September 8th, 2009 at 9:07 pm Reply to this comment

    steve s

    “We have forged this Birth Certificate…but not a long-form for some reason.”

    LOL

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    September 8th, 2009 at 9:10 pm Reply to this comment

    Meanderthal

    Ahh, good stuff. Praise Satan!

  21. 21
    September 8th, 2009 at 9:12 pm Reply to this comment

    Joel

    I like the concept..

    But it’s a bit long and too derivative of South Park’s Scientology sketch.

    With a little polish it could be even better.

  22. 22
    September 8th, 2009 at 9:18 pm Reply to this comment

    Wag

    Weird phone poll from some Billy Bob claimi g to be from the NRA. “How do you feel about the UN’s plan to ban all guns in america?”

    my explictives and hoots of laughter answered his question.

  23. 23
    September 8th, 2009 at 10:16 pm Reply to this comment

    inthewoods

    Sent it to a conservative friend as a joke – sadly, all they said was “they’re right about the socialist hellhole” – that’s the problem with Republicans – no sense of humor.

  24. 24
    September 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm Reply to this comment

    Sloth

    ROFL.

    Made my day.

    This thing needs a sequel.

  25. 25
    September 8th, 2009 at 10:34 pm Reply to this comment

    Sloth

    Weird phone poll from some Billy Bob claimi g to be from the NRA. “How do you feel about the UN’s plan to ban all guns in america?”

    Oh, next time, please answer that with “That was supposed to be a secret!”

  26. 26
    September 8th, 2009 at 11:25 pm Reply to this comment

    Comrade Darkness

    @smiley: Ha! Muslin satin. Me likes.

  27. 27
    September 9th, 2009 at 1:10 am Reply to this comment

    Lesley

    hahaha, the voodoo guy in the video is out of his league.

  28. 28
    September 9th, 2009 at 6:40 am Reply to this comment

    priscianus jr

    In the Middle Ages (starting in the 12th or 13th century) a similar tale was told of King Arthur’s advisor Merlin the magican. You can find it in the Old French “Prose Merlin” of Robert de Boron (the same author who came up with the Arthurian legend of the Holy Grail). According to this tale, a council of demons planned to counter the birth of Jesus by sending a devil to impregnate a Welsh princess. The child, half devil and half human, was supposed to become the Antichrist.

    Instead, because of his mother’s piety and virtue, he became a powerful being on the side of good.
    That last part seems to be too sophisticated a twist for the birthers, but they got the rest of it pretty well.

  29. 29
    September 9th, 2009 at 12:43 pm Reply to this comment

    Quote of the Day • CrazyDrumGuy

    [...] Via John Cole, here’s what birthers like Jean Schmidt believe: [...]

  30. 30
    September 9th, 2009 at 2:10 pm Reply to this comment

    barkleyg

    This tape proves it!

    The birthers are from the future, of a VERY alternative universe, and have come back to warn the CRAZIES!!

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    September 9th, 2009 at 2:21 pm Reply to this comment

    Phoenix Woman

    Oh, but the people calling Obama a Commie aren’t racist, not at all—just because they (or their spiritual forebears) were saying the same sort of crap about Dr. King and the civil rights movement forty years ago:

    http://commons.wikimedia.org/w.....rotest.jpg

    http://www.thirdworldtraveler......LK_LS.html

  32. 32
    September 10th, 2009 at 6:44 pm Reply to this comment

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