Mouthpiece theater parody

Every other blog in the world has this up too, but God it’s funny.



57 Responses to “Mouthpiece theater parody”

  1. 1

    Hunter Gathers

    The narrator sounds like Randall from Clerks.

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    SGEW

    I really missed these guys since the election (they were the ones behind the John McCain “Like Hope, But Different” spoof video).

    They also have a pretty fuckin’ hilarious libertarian anti-regulation spoof video: “Regulation Vacation Celebration.”

    “The markets at work!”
    “I have cholera!”
    “What?”

  3. 3

    MH

    “That was so insightful and trenchant, beer shot out my nose!”

  4. 4

    BombIranForChrist

    I can’t stop watching this. The Hillary portion is friggin’ hilarious.

    This will do more damage to the Post than a hundred scathing articles. Good satire is so, so powerful.

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    Comrade Jake

    Does anyone have a link to the original source video that inspired this? I know WaPo edited it or pulled it at some point.

  6. 6

    BethanyAnne

    @SGEW: I love the Regulation Vacation Celebration. I’ve wanted to ask a Libertarian why they don’t up and move to Somalia for years.

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    Cat Lady

    Ouch.

    /dick whisperer

  8. 8

    Joshua Norton

    I saw one of an old goober screaming that the government had better keep their hands off his Medicare. Lordy, how I wish that one was a parody.

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    slag

    @SGEW: I can’t believe I missed that one!

    Government is the problem and now you have cholera.

  10. 10

    Dave C

    What are the chances that Dana Milbank sees this for the truly apt parody that it is and chooses to do the right thing, never showing his face in public again?

  11. 11

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  12. 12

    matoko_chan

    No way is Ignatious lvl 60.
    He is a scrub.

  13. 13

    The Grand Panjandrum

    That video is pure gold. And other news of morans: Transparancy! Abortion=Murdere! Obamacare! With a little racism on the side. Scroll through all the pictures.

  14. 14

    Michael Scott

    If Milbank and Cillizza weren’t immune to ridicule, they wouldn’t have made more than one of these execrable videos already.

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    Rosali

    Andy Cobb needs to get a tv contract. He’s hiarious. Check out his channel: AndyCobbonUTube

  17. 17

    Justin

    I like them mocking the Post. But let’s be honest, it’s not really that funny.

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    Comrade Kevin

    @The Grand Panjandrum: Señor Citizens? Uh, what? Okay, Cletus.

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    Crashman06

    That video was quite a bit funnier than I thought it would be. Glad I had the door closed so no one could hear me laugh.

    Fight David Ignatius on World of Warcraft. Ha!

  20. 20

    Dave Herman

    You forgot to file this post under #dickwhisperer. Discipline, people!

  21. 21

    daryljfontaine

    @Hunter Gathers: My thoughts exactly.

    “Jesus, you overcompensate for having what’s basically a monkey’s job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You’re so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work at a newspaper, Dana! And badly, I might add! I blog for the same shitty newspaper, badly as well.”

    D

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    Tim in SF

    I went on youtube first and watched an actual episode of Mouthpiece Theater so I could better understand the parody.

    (truthfully, I watched half of one episode – it sucked too hard to watch a whole episode, even though I usually like Chris Cillizza when he’s on Olberman. Aaaanyways…)

    that parody was so funny beer shot out my nose.

  23. 23

    Tim in SF

    @matoko_chan: No way is Ignatious lvl 60. He is a scrub.

    That’s what I’m saying. No way in hell.

  24. 24

    Duncan Watson

    @matoko_chan – Lvl 60 is a scrub. Current level limit is 80 in WOW.

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    SGEW

    That parody was so funny beer shot out my nose.

    No, no, no! It was so insightful and trenchant that beer shot out of your nose. Trenchant as hell.

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    MikeJ

    Perhaps I just have a stronger naso-gastric passage than many, but I was able to contain all the fluids in my body.

    I did chuckle, which is more than 90% of the things claiming to be funny on the internet cause. Milbank and Cillizza are far funnier, although not in the way they intend.

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    Violet

    Trenchant as hell! Love these guys. Satire can work wonders. I wonder if WaPo is watching?

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    kansi

    I might have to start drinking beer, just so I can get in on the fun!

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    nonymouse

    strange error messages are back

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    Morbo

    Lead singer from Cannibal Corpse has 4 lvl 70’s and 3 in the 60’s, what do you think of that, Ignatius?

  31. 31

    SGEW

    Ta-Nehisi is gonna gank Ignatius’ n00b ass. Hard.

  32. 32

    anya

    The blockquote is not working but here is an interesting story—turns out the Birthers used a real birth certificate for their forgery. From ABC (Australia)

    “MARK COLVIN: An unsuspecting Adelaide public servant has found himself swept up in a conspiracy to oust the 44th President of the United States from office.

    A movement known as the Birthers, which originated in California, is attempting to prove that Barack Obama was born in Kenya, not Hawaii, therefore making him ineligible to be President.

    In a bid to stake their claim they released what appeared to be a Kenyan birth certificate with Obama’s name on it.

    Sceptics soon traced the bogus birth certificate and found it to be a forgery. The document turns out to have been based on the birth certificate of an Adelaide man called David Jeffrey Bomford.”

    Check out the full story here: http://www.abc.net.au/pm/content/2008/s2646009.htm

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    MikeJ

    @nonymouse: You got a golden ticket! You get to tour the factory where jcole makes blog posts and everlasting gobstoppers!

  34. 34

    JGabriel

    Dave C:

    What are the chances that Dana Milbank sees this for the truly apt parody that it is and chooses to do the right thing, never showing his face in public again?

    About the same as the chances of Sarah Palin never seeking the media spotlight again. I.e., zero to none.

    .

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    JK

    @matoko_chan: @Duncan Watson:

    David Ignatius is a pompous, preening sissy who doesn’t have a fucking clue about World of Warcraft.

    Millbank and Cillizza should join the circus because they’re just a pair of clowns.

    The Washington Post has devolved into a putrid, steaming pile of excrement.

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    matoko_chan

    Duncan…..i know that.
    I don’t think Ignatious could ding 60 even when the 3.2 nerf leveling patch goes live on the realms.
    lawlz, scrubs are everwhere.
    ;)

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    steve s

    Those guys are just concern trolling the WaPo.

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    4jkb4ia

    I suppose everyone thought “Dan Froomkin Memorial Studio” was too obvious to mention.

    When EW posted one of these things I said that TPMTV has actual wit and Mouthpiece Theater only has smarm. But a reason for Mouthpiece Theater is to compete with the TPMTVs as well and not let the video field be taken over by non-newspapers.

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    Polish the Guillotines

    High-friggin’-larious.

    New tag suggestion for blog entries debunking craptacular journalism: Post’d.

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    matoko_chan

    AND i have a dreamstate druid with a 2200 arena rating.
    I could pwn TNC naked.
    that is the coolest thing about warcraft….even grrls can have an e-peen.
    ;)

  42. 42

    slag

    @4jkb4ia:

    I suppose everyone thought “Dan Froomkin Memorial Studio” was too obvious to mention.

    It’s that kind of attention to detail that makes truly great humor.

  43. 43

    Zifnab

    If Richard Cohen could produce stuff like this, I’m sure he’d win that Pulitzer.

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    joes527

    @anya:

    Sceptics soon traced the bogus birth certificate and found it to be a forgery. The document turns out to have been based on the birth certificate of an Adelaide man called David Jeffrey Bomford.”

    It is the AUSTRALIAN Birth Certificate that is a forgery. Planted to discredit the valid Muslim Birth Certificate for Barry O.

    Don’t you even read freerepublic?

  45. 45

    Anne Laurie

    “Inadvertantly revealing the dying heart of our industry two minutes at a time!”

    Milbank and Cillizza are patently immune to mockery, but here’s hoping their paymasters get ten thousand forwards of this plus some semi-drunken ‘reenactments’ at their next Hamptons/Martha’s Vineyard/Hilton Head bash.

  46. 46

    angulimala

    OFf Topic:

    Anyone got any good Japanese gore movies to recommend?

    I just saw “The Machine Girl” and “Tokyo Gore Police” and I’m in the mood for some more in the same vein.

  47. 47

    General Winfield Stuck

    O/T

    Definition of Chutzpah

    Justin Barrett, the Boston police officer suspended from the force for his e-mail likening Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates Jr., to a “banana-eating jungle monkey,’’ has filed a lawsuit against the Police Department, police commissioner, and mayor, saying the city violated his civil and due process rights.

    Them “Banana-eating jungle monkeys” was a gettin’ him down.

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    MikeJ

    @General Winfield Stuck:
    From the article:

    According to the lawsuit, the mayor and commissioner’s actions caused Barrett pain and suffering, mental anguish, emotional distress, posttraumatic stress,

    Post traumatic stress? Every veterans group in the country ought to come down on his sorry ass.

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    Cat Lady

    @Anne Laurie:

    Oh yes, please FSM, this. However, considering their paymaster has tried pimping them out to the health care lobbyists already, shame and mockery seems inadequate IMHO.

  50. 50

    General Winfield Stuck

    @MikeJ:

    Every veterans group in the country ought to come down on his sorry ass.

    Yup, and I expect they will. What a WATB.

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    kansi

    Sympathy for Barrett? Sorry, not a square to spare.

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    nonymouse

    @MikeJ: no thanks, oompa loompas freak me out

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    Anne Laurie

    “According to the lawsuit, the mayor and commissioner’s actions caused Barrett pain and suffering, mental anguish, emotional distress, posttraumatic stress,”
    ...
    Post traumatic stress? Every veterans group in the country ought to come down on his sorry ass.

    Barrett was in the National Guard before he decided to email his heartfelt sentiments about racial comity to the Boston Globe. From what I heard, the Guard discharged him before the local newsmedia could even get clips of Menino on the air. I suspect Barret’s lawyer didn’t expect a whole lot of sympathy from the hard cases at the Guard, for some reason.

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    g saider

    This format is taken directly from the Canadian Doug & Bob MacKenzie show.

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    Tim P.

    Trenchant as hell, man.

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    Tim P.

    Looking at the views on the Youtube video is also a stark reminder of how few people are actually in our little bubble. Also.

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    vacuumslayer

    It actually made me laugh out loud. Do you know how few things actually do that?