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I’ve so far avoided twittering, but I now see the value in it.
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I’ve so far avoided twittering, but I now see the value in it.
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Elroy's Lunch
I’m from the generation that was brought up to write letters. With postage stamps. But yeah, it works. In this case quite well.
JoyousMN
I’ve been describing Milbank’s work as “pap” for years now. But I think that “dick” describes his attitude perfectly.
He’s unreadable, even when he’s going after the pols I don’t like. It’s just such crap writing, superior and what I’m sure he thinks is “snarky.” But it’s just garbage and I’m glad someone has called him out on it.
JK
Dana Milbank on Comedy and News Reporting
http://www.youtube.com/reporterscenter#play/favorites/20/OvEYffAVNng
Comrade Stuck
I’m afraid of Twitter. The Twitter is everywhere and cannot be stopped. It’s on the buses and the trains, in the supermarket line, and is close when you take a shit. When you say yer prayers at night, Twitter is there. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it’s message is delivered. Just ask Sullivan.
Laura W
Who cares what I think anyway.
Morbo
Funny, you came to the realization approximately the same way Greenwald did. http://twitter.com/glenngreenwald/status/1543003119
DanSmoot'sGhost
I am giving my entire life over to
JesusTwitter.I want to be the best Twit that I can be.
( dabs eyes )
Comrade Stuck
@Laura W:
Are you alright?
Laura W
@Comrade Stuck: You betcha!
(Just don’t have the energy for contentious expressions of my personal opinion at this moment in time. People are gonna do what they are gonna do, right? Just because I think Twitter is a big old sloppy pile of lazy narcissistic doo doo that caters to the absolute most stoopid and lazy parts of tittering human beings does not mean it won’t appeal to some people.)
Rosali
Serious question: If I twitter something, but no one is following, will it be heard? If no one is following, would my twitter be worth the time I spent typing it?
Punchy
I cant wait for the porno version, Twatter.
John Cole
I’m thinking there is a role for someone to play as a twitterer to just, every couple of hours, announce that someone is “such a dick.”
Maybe I will start twittering after all.
Beej
Olbermann just had a segment on Milbank, who apparently thinks that Obama’s calling on the Huffington Post reporter during his presser was the equivalent of Bush planting a ringer in a presser to ask softball questions. Olbermann said, “Come on, Dana, you’re smarter than that.” Somehow I doubt that.
DanSmoot'sGhost
If somebody Twitters for me, are they a Pinch Twitter?
Is a big person a Heavy Twitter?
If I need to use the restroom, and send a msg, am I headed for the Shtwitter?
Is an infant with a keyboard a Baby Stwitter?
If I msg while circling the bases, am I a Home Run Twihitter?
JGabriel
John Cole @ Top:
Er, shouldn’t be singular? It’s hard to fit more than one fact in a twitter.
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JGabriel
John Cole:
Twittering, apparently, equals blogging reduced to its essence.
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DanSmoot'sGhost
If my cat sends a msg from the catbox, is he using the Kitty Litter Twitter?
If the cat combines messages, is that Clumping Kitty Twitter Litter?
garyb50
Even my family doesn’t follow my twits.
asiangrrlMN
@DanSmoot’sGhost: Snort. Keep going. Very funny.
@Rosali: I found it to be a waste of time, but that’s partly because I’m verbose. 140 characters? I don’t think so.
Mr. Tactful
Ah, Mr. Cole may come around yet.
Follow Mr_Tactful77
Yay!
ninerdave
@John Cole:
You need to John.
Jack Dorsey’s lament:
Twitter needs to be taken away from the islamofacisits and brought back to it’s previously useless, self-aggrandizing state.
You, and you alone, can do this.
ninerdave
@Rosali:
You’re asking the wrong question. You’re close but not quite there. The correct question is:
“Would my twitter be worth the time I spent typing it?”
The answer is no (unless you live in Iran).
YellowJournalism
@Laura W:
I am officially going to use that as my answer any time someone asks me if I Twitter.
Fulcanelli
@Laura W: Amen, Sister. I couldn’t agree more.
Montysano
A young friend is going on a backpacking trip; he plans on tweeting the whole farking thing, which makes me sad. I’ve always thought backpacking trips should involve psychedelics and nudity, but that’s just me.
gnomedad
@YellowJournalism:
You can’t. It’s 261 characters.
slag
Honestly, the only reason I started on Twitter is because neocons were using it to spread misinformation. It reminded me of how they started using talk radio. I don’t want the 90s back, so I think Twitter needs a liberal presence in the same way that radio did. Otherwise, it’s just fun to beat up on them when you have some spare time…it’s more direct than a blog.
Douche Baggins
@Punchy FTW! (maybe it’s old news, but it’s pretty fuckin funny)
anonevent
@Douche Baggins: His was funny, but @gnomedad made me laugh harder.
tc125231
You are not having a good day Mr. Cole. I don’t see the difference between this twitter and Milbank’s work –except that there are fewer words.
Thus, you affirm the spiritual inheritor of Milbank for dissing….Milbank.
Curious.
“There once was a man named Oedipus Rex. You may have heard about his odd complex. His name appears in Frued’s index because he loved his mother.”
LD50
That’s how much Twitter sucks. It cheapens you even when you talk about how much you hate it.
Brian J
One has to wonder if the editors and any other higher ups at older media organizations feel the same way that Milbank feels. After all, despite how much they can be bashed, most people would give up quite a lot to work for a newspaper like The Washington Post, The Wall Street Journal, or The New York Times. My guess is, Nico Pitney would probably love to cover foreign affairs for The Post, and the paper would love to have someone who could bring eyeballs to its site. Obviously, there’s only so many spots that one organization can fill, and not everyone is suited for the job, but there’s a lot of talent out there, and given the chance, I suspect a lot of people would find any change in address or affiliation would work in both directions.
JGabriel
Brian J:
Given their recent firing of Froomkin, it would seem the Post actually doesn’t care about having readers.
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asiangrrlMN
@Montysano:
Went hiking today. Had a beer.
Saw a robin. It was cool.
Met some locals. They were cool.
I’m at the hotel. I’m ready to crash.
Night!
Yes. I can see how this is going to be so interesting for you to read.
demimondian
And there’s the new version for fans of Obama, bitter — for those folks who think sending 140 bytes using a two-bit website is just too much, bitter reduces it all to an upperdown vote. Now, you too can follow Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, and other famous bitterers.
mcd410x
Twitter works wonderfully as a news aggregator: espn, cnnbrk, guardianfooty, various local news sites, et al.
JMN Is Now asiangrrlMN's Official Stalker
I can’t read fast enough for any moderately populated Twitter feed. I tried to follow a couple of the Iranian feeds, and I couldn’t keep up.
I’m getting old.
John Hamilton Farr
Twitter is different from this right here, this web page. People have to come here. If someone’s following you on Twitter, he’s always there. And then there’s retweets. Possibility for wide near-instantaneous dissemination. Since we refuse to be telepathic, this half-assed crutch to wholeness feels pretty good. I like it, although it gets kinda weird sometimes, what with everybody saying “goodnight” like at the end of a Waltons episode. Now that I wrote that, I think it’s a good thing, especially for those of us who were raised by all-American farm animals. What the hell.
If you follow the right people — I keep up with just a few — they can be an indispensable source of information. URLs, etc. My info pipe just got lots larger by choosing what to put in it. For my part (@TaosJohn), having little of measurable value to impart, I am focusing on art in 140 characters. I just made that up.
But John, if you do this, you’ll have thousands of followers right from the git-go. What an advantage, you must pick it up. Your traffic will increase. You can move to Tahiti. God loves you.
Cain
If you’re going to twitter, please use identi.ca instead. :-) Open source version of twitter that is more reliable.
http://www.identi.ca/
cain
BDeevDad
Twitter works well if you have an area of focus that you are interested in. I am in interested in medical research (especially stem cells) and special needs kids/education. Through twitter, I’ve found more experts and information then I would have with just google searches. However, there is still fluff to wade through, I just don’t mind because if I miss something I don’t feel it’s a big deal since it is more interests as opposed to work or immediate need for specific information.
ninerdave
@JGabriel:
To be fair, Froomkin and Pitney are aggregators. They’re not doing any reporting other than filtering and passing along information. That’s different than actively seeking information and reporting it.
Not to say they aren’t (or in Froomkin’s case weren’t) doing an amazing job and a huge public service by doing so.
However, that’s not reporting.
Bill E Pilgrim
Not that new really, Tolstoy wrote novels with 140 characters. And that was in the 1800s.
joel hanes
that’s not reporting.
Nothing produced by the White House Press Corpse over the last nine years (with a few exceptions, yay! Helen Thomas) can be accurately characterized as reporting.
Dana Milbank is not worthy to carry the pencil cup of a real reporter such as Walter Pincus or Seymour Hersh or RW Apple.
Dave
Dickipedia has a long list of dicks. Dana Milbank is not yet among them. There’s work to be done.
Allan
The best reason to be on Twitter is to watch the conservatards who love Twitter tweet confirmation of their barking lunacy on a semi-constant basis.
The reason conservatards love Twitter is because they distrust any concept that cannot be expressed in 140 characters or fewer.
Oh, and the Villagers. You must follow the fratboys of the WH press corps, the Chips and the Jakes and the Chucks and the Majors so that you can appreciate how they would remain oblivious to the fact that they were walking around with a meat cleaver stuck in their skulls if the WH didn’t issue a press release pointing it out to them.
Incertus
@Bill E Pilgrim: Nice.
DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal)
And ol’ Dana is ‘working’ hard at it, as usual, they just need to note his accomplishments in journalistic dickery at Dickipedia. They must be overwhelmed with the number of dicks to list and just haven’t got to it yet.
Blue Raven
I have friends on Twitter, and we sometimes have the craziest conversations that way when one of us isn’t able to be on IM software. Then there’s the Iranian election/revolution coverage, barring the random American idiot who can’t stop retweeting it. I also get to find out news about favorite authors, receive trivia from Stephen Fry’s Qikipedia feed, and find out about fires in my state as well as the weather.
Narcissistic? Whatever you choose to believe.
Bill E Pilgrim
@Incertus: I just made that my first “Tweet”.
Shrug.
Martin
Since somehow limiting people to 140 characters has made a service unexpectedly popular, I predict the service to overtake Twitter will limit all messages to be in the form of haiku.
Should make the GOP extra entertaining.
JGabriel
And it shall be called: Twaiku.
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JGabriel
Vanity Fair has a new article on Sarah Palin. The question I have is, Why?
Can’t we just let her fade into history, like the footnotesup>1 she is?
First Female Candidate for VP in the Republican party, largely remembered for being easier on the eyes than her running mate, and for being kind of wacky. [back]
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RedKitten (formerly Krista - the Canadian one)
Twitter seems utterly silly to me — however, I have signed up for one reason and one reason only: I’m terrified of someday becoming one of those older people who has absolutely no clue how to use current technology. It took me 4 days to teach my stepdad how to use a cordless phone, for pete’s sake — I don’t want to be in that position someday.
So, I figure it’s easier to try the new trends, even if I wind up discarding them, rather than having to catch up later when I’m hopelessly out of date and confused.
HeartlandLiberal
OF course celebrities and even big time Division I coaches nationwide are setting up Twitter accounts. Which they of course never look at, they have assistants to do that. And I assume their foolish fans think they are actually hearing from their idols.
Of course a couple days ago some hackers cracked Britney Spears Twitter account and sent out a message she was dead.
This turned out not to be the case and Twitter is rushing to close the hole in application that opened it on Twitter, so I suppose she will continue producing the magnificent and iconic music for which she was once famous. I say suppose, since I assure I will not be listening or purchasing it if she does. Just wanted to make that crystal clear.
Or should I have Twittered that to you?
The Grand Panjandrum
Just think of all the new tweeps you can add to your ever expanding twitterverse. Oh the things you will tweet!
cleek
to embrace Twitter is to commit treason against email and blog posting.
Bill E Pilgrim
@cleek:
Tweason.
Royston Vasey
1 August 2008, Huffpo:
Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank will no longer appear on MSNBC’s Countdown. Keith Olbermann posted the announcement on Daily Kos:
Dana Milbank of The Washington Post, who notified us today that after four years appearing with us, he had accepted another television offer.
This saved your crack Countdown staff an increasingly difficult decision.
For nearly a week we’d been waiting for him to offer a correction or an explanation for his column from last week in which he apparently reported an Obama quote without a full context turned the meaning of the quote inside-out.
Then he called criticisms of his column “whines” even though the dispute was over whether Obama said the self-deprecating: “It has become increasingly clear in my travel, the campaign — that the crowds, the enthusiasm, 200,000 people in Berlin, is not about me at all. It’s about America. I have just become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions” — or only the part about “I have just become a symbol…”
We had decided not to have Dana on this news-hour again until this was cleared up, and, sadly after some very happy years, he’s apparently chosen to make that cloud permanent.
MikeJ
usenet forever!
Aaron
John Conyers had quite a takedown of Milbank, and his absolutely shitty reporting, in a latter to the WaPo in 2005. It is quite worth the read, and I don’t know how Milbank can show his face in public afterwards . . .
Ash Can
@Bill E Pilgrim:
FTW
JenJen
During the USA-Brazil final on Sunday, I think it was Kos diarist David Waldman (KagroX) who started this new Milbank internet tradition on Twitter.
For example, when the USA scored, instead of twittering “GOOOOOOOAL”, he tweeted “Dana Milbank is such a DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!”
It was kind of funny, but maybe you had to be there.
chopper
@Punchy:
OMG im totes nekid and teh pizza guy jst shwd up! whrs my $? how will i tip him?*
*an actual message from newt gingrich’s twatter feed.
harlana pepper
@RedKitten (formerly Krista – the Canadian one): OMG, I never *could* get my mom or dad to learn how to even put a cassette in the VCR they bought and play the darned thing. But my dad knows everything, of course. When I was trying to show him, I was putting the cassette in and he says, “are you sure you’re putting it in the right way?” Hopeless, but of course, at their age, it really, truly doesn’t matter.
At work, I was the one showing other people how to do things on the puter, but I guess I’m stuck in time now b/c I personally hate cell phones and can barely operate mine. Cell phones take all the mystery out of life (& love).
harlana pepper
One of the reasons I keep coming back to bj.
BDeevDad
I #BlameDrewsCancer for Dana Milbank being a dick.
Nicole
Twitter earned its right to existence from me solely for (fake) Christopher Walken. I miss those tweets.
bjacques
Twitter’s great for stuff like tracking flood stage, hurricane updates, and developing stories.
I wish I knew how to filter out reTweets.
Republicans love Twitter because it’s one-way by default, like talk radio and blogs that have comments turned off. The Big Guy can tweet all day but not have to listen to feedback unless they’re “following” someone, which is probably never. Twitter is like the name implies, a bunch of people broadcasting at each other. It isn’t really a conversation, but it can come close sometimes.
Conservatards just love authority, so on Twitter they can follow their favorite idol and keep hitting that refresh button and get a jolt straight to the R-brain pleasure center, cruel mockery or howl of outrage, doesn’t matter which.
Nellcote
There’s always the Doonesbury bonus: Roland Hedley on Twitter!
http://twitter.com/Roland_Hedley
@bleahy4
Twitter beat out the MSM with the first weekend of Iran coverage.
Watching Ana Marie Cox and Michele Malkin simultaneously tweet Obama’s presser = endless amusement. Parallel universes.
The fact that Dana Milbank’s hashtag = #dickwhisperer = priceless.
RT: @SQ52D #Dickwhisperer explained! http://bit.ly/1z5ENH