Keep this segment in mind whenever you see any reporting on Fox News:
Too funny.
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Not all heroes wear capes.
It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.
Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.
“In this country American means white. everybody else has to hyphenate.”
Stay strong, because they are weak.
You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.
Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.
This country desperately needs a functioning fourth estate.
In my day, never was longer.
There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.
They are not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.
Stamping your little feets and demanding that they see how important you are? Not working anymore.
Keep the Immigrants and deport the fascists!
The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.
It’s the corruption, stupid.
One way or another, he’s a liar.
People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.
If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.
I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.
Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.
People are weird.
My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.
In after Baud. Damn.
Stand up, dammit!
T Paine
Bacteria balls. Mmmmmm….
Throwin Stones
That is frakkin funny.
dmsilev
Bacteria on the ball? This isn’t another Limbaugh post, is it?
-dms
kid bitzer
there’s also the minor detail that herpes is a virus, and so not a bacteria at all.
but that won’t bother fox news.
El Cid
Unrelated: I expect imminent apologies from the League of Traitorous Republican Southern Senators to U.S. auto companies and the UAW:
Free market! Damn UAW! $70/hr! Inefficient! Welfare! Socialism!
Cris
My turn to say what everybody says in these situations.
Why is the most responsible journalism — you know, with fact checking and such — coming from Comedy Central?
Aqualad08
Honey, I swear, I probably got it when I was playing beer pong at Joey’s the other night…put down the knife, please! Seriously, the was a report on FOX news about it…why would I lie? Why would THEY lie?
Zifnab
Man, I wish it was just Fox. The entire news media went into a feeding frenzy on this. Fox’n’Friends just managed to win the title of Biggest Asshat in the Asshat Parade.
Tsulagi
Now the RSSF battle plan makes sense. They’re counting on their balls bacteria covertly taking out the targets. That’s the hidden genius.
R. Porrofatto
Official test for "BPH": a Pabst smear.
(Well that’s what Fox just told me.)
Svensker
Shouldn’t we be able to work in a teabagging reference here?
Incertus
I just loved that herpes got turned into Doocys at some point in that segment.
Apsaras
Welcome to Fox News, where we hire a busty doctor to tell people not to eat stuff that hit the floor.
Why are these people so opposed to the quote unquote nanny state? They really look like they could benefit from it.
TenguPhule
Because reality has surpassed parody.
Stannate
I like the Tay Zonday reference at the end.
JGabriel
Beer Pong seems to require a very elaborate setup for a drinking game.
Whatever happened to good old-fashioned Quarters?
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Brain Hertz
The real message that Fox should have been promoting would be to make sure that the beer is IPA. It has more hops in it, which kills the bacteria on the ball.
Oh, yes, almost forgot. What the f!ck?
Royston Vasey
Now don’t confuse this sexually transmitted disease with herpes simplex 1. Herpes simplex 1 are facial cold sores!!
The strain of herpes complex type 2 (HVP) is a sexually transmitted disease of the genitals, and is transmitted by direct skin contact.
Hmmm, I thought this was common knowledge. Obviously not.
RV
jane
awww shit, chocolate rain!